Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

In fact, everyone on the Lilliputian Planet can cultivate supernatural powers, but the king and the nobles have a class monopoly on the resources for cultivation.

Ordinary people will never have access to cultivation resources in their entire lives, let alone the possibility of turning adversity around and becoming a superior person.

Just like the invincible dragon has countless cultivation resources on its body, but what can ordinary people use to kill it?

Can they use their thumb-sized bodies and toothpick-long swords to stab the dragon to death?

This is the rule of monopoly. Even if ordinary people work hard all their lives, they will never be able to reach the starting point of the rulers.

"Well, your dream is beautiful. Lin Xue, go build her a Gatling gun that she can carry."

Lin Feng immediately threw the difficult problem to Lin Xue, if you can still do it with this body shape, you are a real genius!

"Okay Dad! This might waste a little of my time!"

With that said, Lin Xue skipped into her laboratory. Such a small Gatling gun didn't need a microscope.

Some people's eyes cannot distinguish between humans and animals at a distance of one meter, while some people's eyes can see words the size of rice grains at a distance of 10 meters.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng remembered a passage in the novel in which the author of the dog story narrated himself...

An unknown idiot author went to renew his driver's license yesterday. During the physical examination and vision check, the person in front of him just said up, down, left, and right and then he passed.

After the dog author took out a pair of 250-degree myopic glasses from Bing Xixi that cost only RMB with free shipping and put them on, the whole world instantly became clear.

At this moment the doctor asked, "Which way do you want to face? What are you thinking about?"

"What's facing which way? You're asking me."

The dog author blinked his big eyes in confusion. He really didn't know what the doctor was asking.

"Then come closer and tell me which direction the E on the screen is facing..."

The doctor who performed the medical examination had also seen many storms and waves, and he waved to the dog author very calmly...

Ten meters away, the dog author took two steps forward...

I wear 250-degree myopic glasses from Bingxixi for RMB with free shipping, but I still can't see anything...

One step, one step, two steps, like the pace of a devil...

When the author walked to a distance of one meter, the big eyes of the two-stroke suddenly became clear...

"Oh! So there's a letter on it! I can see which side of the Qing Dynasty it is if I take one more step!"

As he spoke, the dog author confidently took another step forward, then pointed confidently at the sky and spoke loudly!

"Upwards!"

Physical examination doctor: "......"

The doctor who performed the physical examination had never seen such a scene in his life. He pointed to the inner room and said helplessly:

"Go to that lady to have your eyes tested, and get a pair of glasses that suit you, then come out to test..."

The dog author nodded slightly, then casually put his glasses, which cost two dollars and nine cents, into his pocket...

"What's wrong with you? Have you never worn glasses before? What's the degree of these glasses you bought online? You can't wear glasses randomly."

The optometrist was very speechless when she began to test the dog author's eyesight, and the dog author could only tell the truth helplessly.

"250 degrees. I've never worn glasses before. I think my vision is pretty blurry. 250 degrees should be enough for me, right?"

The dog author had no choice but to start the eye test. Now his eyesight is not up to standard and his 2B driver's license will be revoked...

"Your number is not 250, your number is 250 times 2! You need to get glasses. Can you drive without them with your eyesight? And you have astigmatism, can you see the traffic lights clearly? What if you can't see someone and hit them? Isn't that too dangerous?"

After determining that the dog author's eye degree is 250 times 2, the optometrist began to prescribe glasses for the dog author...

"I'm just nearsighted, I'm not blind. Besides, if I can't see at my age, then wouldn't I be blind?"

The dog author waved his hand to indicate that the person should not care about these details at all. I have been dealing with this situation for 30 years and I am not in a hurry. Why should you be in a hurry?

"Then can you see the road when you are driving? And can you see the debris on the road clearly? What if you can't avoid it and an accident happens?"

While changing the lenses, the optometrist patiently reminded the dog author to drive carefully.

"The road is so wide, if I couldn't see, I would have driven into the ditch. I deserve it. Besides, I don't drive. There is a gas station in our village where a taxi to the city costs only 5 yuan. If I drive myself, it will cost 10 yuan for gas, and if there is an accident, I will have to pay for it. That's not a small matter of 5 yuan or 10 yuan. 5 is his, and 10 is also his. If I take a taxi for 5 yuan and something happens, it is the driver's responsibility. If I get hit, I can still ask him to pay me 5 or 10."

The dog author said this and he did it.

There was a gas station in their village right in front of his house. Every time the dog author went to the city for a shopping spree, he would knock on the taxi windows arrogantly.

"5 yuan, can I go to the city?"

The driver frowned and asked, "Is the 5 dollars you gave us US dollars?"

Where have you been? Is this still China?

"Brother, 5 bucks is not enough for my gas. Give me 10 bucks and I'll compensate you and take you there."

The current business environment is not good, but 5 yuan is still money.

The driver has a family to support, and 5 yuan is enough to buy kilograms of rice for the family to eat for three days...

"It's just 5 bucks. Otherwise you won't even make 5 bucks if you drive an empty bus back to the city. Did you see that bus coming? If I take the bus, it only costs 4 bucks!"

The dog author pointed to the bus in their village where you have to wave to stop the bus. In their village, the bus will stop anywhere as long as you wave.

The driver took a long puff of his cigarette and struggled as he looked at the big purple bill in the author's hand.

You said I should pick him up along the way? What would my colleagues think of me if they knew I ran 5 kilometers for 10 yuan?

You said I wouldn't pull him? Nowadays, electric cars really don't burn oil...

If I pull him, will I lose face? If I don't pull him, will I not eat?

"5 bucks is 5 bucks! Get in the car!"

The driver had to choose between dignity and reality, and finally bowed to reality...

People have to eat to survive. When I have money, I will buy an electric car that doesn’t burn gasoline!

I will run 10 kilometers for 5 yuan from now on! I will crush you bastards!

If a person does not have involution, what is the difference between him and a salted fish?

360 professions, every profession involves your life!

The dog author spent 5 dollars and successfully made a middle-aged driver give up his dignity.

I took a taxi for 5 yuan and 10 kilometers to the driving test center to change my driver's license...

"No way? It's so crowded outside now? 5 yuan for a taxi for 10 kilometers? What if it's not on your way back?"

The optometrist looked at the author in surprise. Is this fat guy so shameless?

“回去的时候也简单啊？你看那路边那些骑电三驴的大爷了吗？5块钱能让一个中年大叔10公里给我拉过来，5块钱就能让一个退休大爷来回20公里给我拉回去！这个世界是有元人的天堂！我一个月3800只要我不娶媳妇不买房不买车，花不完根本花不完！”

The dog author is very arrogant. Can dignity be used to make a living?

The middle-aged man gave up his dignity for 5 dollars, because he couldn't carry so many things if he had to shoulder the burden of the family!

The retired old man broke his back because of 5 yuan. He is retired, but his children and grandchildren are still a long way from retirement...

5 yuan is not a lot, but it is also a lot if you say it is little.