The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

After vomiting for a while, the priest came out of the toilet, but his neck had been burned. If he hadn't been half-scheming, he would have been dead by now!

"Okay! Since you want to kill me, don't blame me for being rude!"

The priest opened a nearby statue and took out a book from under the statue.

"I have the teachings given by my leader, God Asa, and I... hmm? Why are you so light?"

"Uncle, paper airplane!"

"Oh, so awesome! So awesome...Why does this paper airplane look so familiar?"

When he took a closer look, wasn't this his own teaching?

"My teachings!!! Ah!!!"

The priest screamed. He looked at the book in his hand on the ground. Liu Ye had torn it apart, leaving only the cover and last page. He said why is it so light!

"You forced me!"

As he spoke, the priest began to mutter something. His ability lies in his mouth. In addition to making people obey, he can also enhance the power of the curse.

He decided to summon his own divine upper body, and then crush Liu Ye to death in one fell swoop!

"My God is coming!"

The priest roared, and then a shadow appeared behind him, and then entered the Buddha statue.

"My God..."

The priest looked excitedly at the statue behind him, but the statue opened its eyes, glanced down, and then...

Snapped!

The statue slapped the priest directly, knocking him to the ground, then turned around and ran away!

Priest: "..."

What happened? Why did God run away? Has God abandoned me?

At this time in Rose Apartment, Huang Mao looked at the trembling statue speechlessly.

"You said you didn't know all the ideas, but you created these believers in the real world, but Liu Ye met them all."

The statue glanced at him, then displayed on the sign.

"It's like you are lucky. Are you lucky enough to meet Liu Ye?"

"Hey! You're a bachelor and you want to stab me, right?"

"Who are you calling a bachelor? This is polishing!"

"I****"

"Brother Lu, what's going on over there? Is it so noisy?"

John felt a little strange when he heard the phone call. He planned to ask the driver about Liu Ye's daily habits. After all, he might not know whether he would go on a business trip with Brother Liu in the future.

"Ah, it's okay. The child at home is having sex with the statue. Don't worry about him. I'll tell you next."

John: "..."

It should be said that he is a relative of Brother Liu, and he can work with statues.

In the strange world, the priest looked at the departing god, unable to bear the blow, and his spirit began to collapse!

"uncle……"

"Don't call me uncle! Who is your uncle! You little devil! Little bastard! Nothing good will happen if I meet you! Get out! I****"

The netizens who were watching at this time heard the priest swearing, but they all understood the priest very well. After all, anyone who meets a child like Liu Ye will collapse.

It's just that the ghosts and dolls in front of the screen all have frightened faces.

"It's over!!!"

At this time, Liu Ye stared blankly at the priest. His fierce look might have frightened Liu Ye. Then his eyes immediately filled with tears, and then...

"Wow!!! Uncle scolded me! Uncle scolded me! Wow!!!"

Boom boom boom!

The strong sound wave directly impacted the priest, and a mouthful of blood spurted out instantly. It was not over yet, and his body kept hitting the wall in time with Liu Ye's cry. Like a broken toy.

At the same time, the entire hospital began to tremble non-stop.

The priest in the room lay on the ground with difficulty, trying hard not to be shot away.

"Me! I didn't scold you, you heard wrong! Damn it!"

boom!

"Don't cry...I..."

boom!

"Little ancestor! Ancestor! I beg you, please stop crying, please!" The priest's seven orifices began to bleed.

"Uncle scolded me! Uncle scolded me!"

"Uncle is wrong! Uncle is really wrong, please forgive uncle! Uncle is not scolding you!"

cried the priest, weeping bitterly.

I have been trained to behave like this, and I still have to apologize to others. Where can I explain this?

"I want to eat grapes! I want to eat grapes!"

"Okay, okay, uncle will find you grapes! Don't cry yet!"

"I want to eat grapes!!! Wow!!!"

"Ah!!! Help!!!"

The priest clutched his head and shouted in a broken voice.

Finally, after an hour, Liu Ye seemed tired of crying, hugged the priest's neck and fell asleep.

The priest stumbled to his feet, and then he didn't bother to put on his clothes. He hurriedly ran out. He looked at the chaotic rooms around him, searching one by one.

Finally, grapes were found in a room.

"Great!"

The priest knelt on the ground, knocked his head on the ground, and cried bitterly. He thought that the leader of the Creation God Cult, who had never seen any delicacies in his life, was so happy for a bunch of grapes.

"Are you... a priest?"

At this time, a voice came from the front. The priest looked up and found that it was also an acquaintance.

"Wu Tian! Great! I didn't expect to meet you here!"

The priest crawled over on his hands and knees.

Wu Tian couldn't help being shocked when he saw him like this.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so embarrassed?"

He just recognized it after looking at it for a long time.

"It's a long story..." The priest cried bitterly and began to tell his story.

At this time, John also immediately inquired about Wu Tian's identity.

This man named Wu Tian is also a semi-cunning man and a very bad criminal. He is not from Huicheng, but comes from Rongcheng. It is said that there are more than a thousand girls in Rongcheng who love him wholeheartedly.

The entire girls' school in Chengdu, from the principal to the students, is his harem.

He even turned all men into his slaves, and was finally arrested by an investigator from the headquarters.

"Isn't this the protagonist of Liu Beiwen?"

Someone couldn't help but laugh.

"You're still laughing. I remember your hometown is in Rongcheng, isn't it? It seems that you used to live in the same neighborhood as that boy."

The staff member: "..."

Weird world.

Wu Tian couldn't help laughing after hearing what the priest said.

"You really are getting better and better as you live, and you were actually manipulated into this by a little kid."

He would not believe that a human being could do this.

"You have to believe me, everything I say is true... Forget it, it doesn't matter. In short, Wu Tian, ​​help me delete the part about me from this kid's memory, and treat it as if I have never I’ve never met him. I’ll be very grateful once it’s done!”

That's right, Wu Tian's ability is to modify his memory. He also relied on this ability to have so many women.

"Haha, yes, but I have a request." Wu Tian said lightly.

"What are you asking for? You can even ask me to call you daddy!"

the priest said excitedly.

Wu Tian: "..."

I don’t want an ugly son like yours.

"I want this boy."

Although the priest's words may be exaggerated, they also prove that this boy is really extraordinary. If he becomes his slave and trains him a little, it will be easier to take revenge on that investigator!

But as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the priest's tears falling. Wu Tian was shocked.

"Wu Tian, ​​I...I always thought you were a bastard, but today, I know that you are a good person! You sacrifice yourself for others! You have noble moral character!!! Wuwuwu..."

"So...you agreed?"

"Agreed! Take it away quickly."

The priest wanted to put Liu Ye down, but Liu Ye held on tightly and refused to let go.

"It doesn't matter! If I can't break away from his hand, I can't shave my flesh!"