The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Weird world

"What should we do? It's over now!" The assistant shouted in a state of collapse while sitting on the ground.

Those guys outside think that the priest is omnipotent. Now you know, if the priest is asked by a child, he will be torn alive!

"Don't panic!"

Liu Ye shouted. He was very anxious when he saw that the priest was unconscious. In his opinion, the priest was kind to him, taught him how to read and gave him food, but now he was knocked unconscious by a galaka.

"Don't be anxious! My brother Guiwa said that if someone faints, give artificial respiration!"

As he spoke, he looked at his assistant.

assistant:"……"

"me?"

"Of course it's you, I'm a child! Children can't be kissed casually. My brother Guiwa said that boys should protect themselves outside."

assistant:"……"

I'm a boy too!

But there is no way, who is a child? Now that things are urgent, I can't care about so much.

So he took off the priest's head and started to give him artificial respiration!

"By the way, my brother Guiwa told me that we need to do some kind of resuscitation!"

As he spoke, Liu Ye stretched out his two small hands, pressed them on the priest's chest, and then pressed lightly.

"Crack!"

puff!

Blood spat out from the priest's mouth like a fountain and sprayed directly into the assistant's face.

assistant:"……"

"Uncle! You wake up!"

Liu Ye shouted excitedly.

"The method taught by Brother Guiwa is really effective!"

Netizens: "..."

It’s not your brother Guiwa’s method that works, it’s this priest’s body that really works!

Fortunately, the priest was already half-deceitful, otherwise ordinary people would have been killed by Liu Ye's attack.

But even so, the priest's body was seriously injured.

He looked at Liu Ye and felt that he couldn't keep this kid because he was too opinionated. If he asked him anything blasphemous again, he really wouldn't be able to survive.

So, he asked his assistant to go out and tell people outside that God had called him today and the celebration party would be held on another day.

Then after the assistant went out, he quietly touched a stick behind him.

"Kid! What do you think is behind?"

Liu Ye turned around and saw that the priest picked up the steel rod and hit Liu Ye's head without mercy!

when!

There was a crisp sound, and the priest looked at the steel pipe in his hand in shock, only to see that it had bent into the shape of Liu Ye's body.

Liu Ye turned around, touched his head, and said happily.

"Uncle! Do you want to play whack-a-mole with me? Great! I like to play whack-a-mole the most! Uncle, are you done playing? Then it's my turn!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Ye took out a huge hammer from the small bag behind his back!

The priest's eyes bulged out, and he turned around and ran away. but……

"Hey!"

boom!

Liu Ye hammered down, causing the whole hospital to shake a few times, and a large hole in the shape of a priest immediately appeared on the ground.

……

After an unknown amount of time, the priest slowly came to his senses. At this time, he felt pain all over his body. He looked around blankly and found that he was still in the background, and screams could be heard from outside.

He didn't know why, but he felt chilly all over his body, especially his head, which always felt cold.

The priest sat up and touched his head in confusion, but suddenly felt that his hands were smooth.

Priest: "..."

He touched his head violently again, and then his eyes were full of disbelief. He quickly looked at the mirror next to him, and what he saw was a shiny head. Moreover, all his clothes were stripped off, leaving him with only his underpants. His whole body, including his face, was painted with messy gangster signs.

"Ah!!! Who did this!!! My hair! Where is my hair!!!"

The priest touched his head and shouted in horror.

At this time, the screams outside suddenly calmed down, and then a small head stuck out from outside the curtain.

"Uncle! You wake up!"

Liu Ye said happily

"My hair! Where did my hair go!!!" the priest shouted in collapse.

"I think your hair is too long, so I'll shave it for you. Uncle, give me the money!"

Liu Ye stretched out his little hand, familiar with it, but he still had to get the money. There was a voice in his head, constantly reminding him to make money! We need to bring Brother Guiwa and the others to live in the city as soon as possible.

"I'll give your grandma a leg!"

The priest rushed to the toilet and touched his bald head. He was about to cry without tears. He turned on the faucet and started frantically washing the paint on his face. However, after washing for a long time, he found that it could not be washed away.

"What did you use to draw it?"

the priest said urgently.

"This!"

Liu Ye raised the pen in his hand, and the priest took a closer look at it. It was an oil-based pen.

Priest: "..."

"what!!!"

This thing is not easy to wash! ! ! The key is that now he has it all over his body, making him look like an African black man.

He knew it couldn't be washed off in a short time, so he quickly said to Liu Ye.

"Where are my clothes?"

But Liu Ye walked in at this time, wasn't he wearing his clothes?

It's just that it has been cut to pieces, just like a sheet covering the head.

"You have your own clothes! Why are you wearing mine!!!" the priest cried.

"Uncle, it's the uncles and aunts outside who want to teach you. I saw that you were sleeping, so I was going to help you with the class, but I don't have any clothes, so I can only borrow yours!"

As he said that, Liu Ye looked embarrassed.

"Uncle, you don't need to thank me, this is what I should do."

Priest: "..."

The priest only felt a little pain in his heart, but he knew that he couldn't faint now. If he fainted, he didn't know what would happen when he woke up next time.

He hurried out to see how his followers were doing, but...

Corpses are everywhere!

All the people were twitching on the ground, and there was no good place in their bodies. A large number of people were even mentally disturbed, crying and giggling.

"It's over!"

The priest was kneeling on the ground. Even if he used his power, he couldn't change this situation!

These people are all gone, and the connections he spent more than ten years accumulating are also gone.

"Uncle, what's wrong with you? Are you unhappy? Give you some candy!" Liu Ye picked up a candy next to him with chopsticks and stuffed it into the priest's mouth.

The priest subconsciously chewed the candy in his mouth, only to feel that there was something wrong with the taste. Why was the taste a bit bitter? And my throat is burning and sore.

"What is your candy made of?"

"Well, let's take a look! This one is made of paper, that one is made of soil, this one is made of shit..."

"Made of shit?"

The priest's eyes widened.

"No, no, uncle, that's not the one you're eating! What you're eating is made of this!"

Liu Ye held up a box. The priest looked over and saw the words "Toilet Cleaning Spirit".

Priest: "..."

"vomit!!!"

He quickly ran to the toilet, put his hand into his throat and started to induce vomiting. This thing was poisonous! ! !