Fellow Taoist: Do you have any spiritual stones on you?
Chapter 71 A large-scale competition!
Gu Feng's reputation can still control the situation in the outer sect. If it weren't for the elders of the Medicine Refining Hall who came with him, those outer sect disciples who bought the Bone-Xian Dan would probably have suffered a bad loss and considered themselves unlucky, so they would not dare to come. make trouble.
"Refund!"
"This is a fake elixir, not a bone-cleansing elixir at all!"
"Losing money!"
"..."
The door of Su Nu Square was crowded with disciples who had purchased Xian Gu Dan and came to watch the fun after hearing the news. Even the disciples who set up stalls at the exchange closed their stalls and turned into people eating melons, looking like they were watching the fun. look.
"Let me tell you, where are there so many bone-cleansing pills? Only a fool would be fooled!"
"There are too many of our outer disciples who are stupid and have too much money. They deserve to be cut with leeks."
"This is called virtue not matching the position, and they just cast a good child, unlike us who came out from the bottom and relied on ourselves for everything."
"Hahaha, Gu Feng is in a terrible situation now. The Medicine Refining Hall hates the sale of counterfeit medicines. I'm afraid Elder Liu won't be able to protect him either!"
"..."
There was a lot of people outside, and the door of Su Nu Square was closed tightly.
Gu Feng listened to the noisy sound at the outer door, sat on a chair, and drank tea leisurely, with a face full of enjoyment and not the slightest bit nervous.
Yan Xixi next to her looked worried. Although the Bone Cleansing Pill was never mentioned during the sales process, the elders of the Medicine Refining Hall were here, and she was not sure which direction things would develop.
Chu Youhuan, who got the news in advance, came here in disguise. She had given up hope of making money and just wanted to get her capital back.
"Gu Feng, can't you bear it? Don't drop the chain, otherwise I will really have to run away." Before Chu Youhuan came, he had brought all the things in the inner cave house over. If Gu Feng couldn't carry it, Stop, she ran away immediately.
"Please, you are an inner disciple, number five on the Heavenly Ranking, why are you so restless?" Gu Feng glanced at her and said with a look of disgust, then turned to look at Yan Xixi, "How is your sister? , it’s okay!”
"I don't know. When my sister returned to the inner gate, she locked herself in the cave and didn't come out until I left." Yan Xixi responded in a low voice.
Hearing this, a strange feeling flashed in Gu Feng's heart. It is normal for a disciple of the Body Refining Realm to have diarrhea after taking this Bone-Slaying Pill. However, Yan Yexue is an Innate Realm monk and has already cultivated an Innate Body. She cannot withstand the effects of this medicine. ? Unlikely!
"You're still in the mood to care about others, but there's a lot of noise outside!"
If it were normal, Chu Youhuan would have thrown his head up and laughed three times when he learned that Yan Yexue had diarrhea due to taking Xian Gu Dan, but now he was in no mood.
"The atmosphere is almost set, let's go out and have a look!" Gu Feng drank the last drop of tea, stood up, and came to the door.
wow-
The door of Su Nu Square opened, and when everyone saw Gu Feng with his head held high, they were stunned for a moment, and then erupted into a far louder noise than before.
Gu Feng was selling counterfeit medicines and he didn't run away. He was very courageous.
"Everyone, please be quiet for a moment!" Gu Feng took a deep breath and shouted like a bell, "If you have any questions, please tell me one by one!"
When they met Gu Feng's sharp eyes, the indignant outer disciples immediately looked at each other. With that look, no one wanted to stand out. Compared with their own lives, it was clear at a glance how important twenty thousand spiritual stones were.
The atmosphere became solemn, and seeing a deadlock, the elder of the Medicine Refining Hall who followed him coughed twice and said loudly: "You bought Gu Feng's elixir. If you have any problems and confront him face to face, I will handle it impartially!"
The short words of the elder of the Alchemy Hall were like a shot of forcible medicine, giving those outer disciples endless confidence.
A beautiful female disciple with red and swollen eyes, with tears still vaguely remaining inside, walked out boldly, pointed a finger at Gu Feng, her face was filled with grief and anger, just like what Gu Feng had done to her.
"You...the Bone Cleansing Pill you sold me made me miserable!" As he spoke, the female disciple actually started sobbing, leaving Gu Feng confused.
It's just diarrhea after eating. It's not a big deal. If you use the word "miserable", it's a bit serious!
"Yesterday, I bought your bone-cleansing pill, and happily went to Senior Brother Wu, ready to enjoy it with him. When Senior Brother Wu was not around, I tried one first.
As a result... As soon as I ate it, I started to have diarrhea, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't hold it in.
In desperation, he rushed to the toilet in the area where the male disciple lived. He held on for twelve hours, and many people saw him.
When I came out, I saw Senior Brother Wu standing at the door of the toilet with an ugly face. He said to me coldly: 'Don't come to him in the future, he can't afford this shame'!
Woohoo...Senior Brother Wu is going to be my Taoist companion in the future! ! ! "At the end of the sentence, the beautiful female disciple squatted on the ground and burst into tears.
This is a tragic story, but when everyone heard it, it felt particularly funny. Sporadic laughter could be heard, and the female disciple cried even harder.
It was immoral enough for a pill to ruin a marriage. Everyone's eyes were on Gu Feng, wanting to see how he would deal with it.
Gu Feng touched his nose, walked slowly to the female disciple, knelt down, patted her shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Junior sister, if you miss this marriage, it will be very difficult for you. is a good thing.
As the saying goes: If you love someone, you must love everything about them. That senior brother of yours, Wu, can't even accept this trivial matter, and he's not worthy of being entrusted with him for the rest of his life.
Sister, listen to me, the scenery you miss is not a good scenery. There are more gorgeous scenery waiting for you in front of you.
The only thing you have to do now is to practice hard, and then take the next one to slap Brother Wu in the face and make him regret and suffer for losing you! "
Gu Feng's words instantly turned everyone, including the elders of the Medicine Refining Hall, to stone.
Listen, is this human?
The elixir you sold caused diarrhea and ruined other people's marriages, but when it came to your mouth, it turned out to be a good deed.
I have never seen such outrageous nonsense!
Seeing that the female disciple was indifferent, Gu Feng stood up and scanned the audience, "Next one!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a bearded male disciple stepped out with a blush of shame and anger in his beard.
"I bought the bone-washing elixir the day before yesterday. In order to take this elixir, which is known as the best elixir in the outer body refining realm, I spent a whole day adjusting myself to the best condition, and even took baths and burned incense...
Unexpectedly, after one pill fell, my stomach was turbulent and I felt unbearable cramps. I ran out to look for the toilet. Unfortunately, the toilet in the building where I lived was occupied by someone.
So——, I made a prompt decision and chose to run to the toilet in another building... It wasn't until I ran five buildings that I found an empty toilet.
However, because I held it in too hard, I fell down at the door of the toilet and fell into a massive slump, creating a large-scale social death scene.
From now on, I won’t have the shame to live there, you killed me! "The bearded male disciple shouted in an almost roaring tone.
"Hahaha——" Crazy laughter and stomping almost overturned the exchange.
This brother is really miserable, even more so than the previous female disciple.
Gu Feng smiled in his heart and was about to say something when the third victim stood up.
He was also a male disciple, but his nose was bruised, his face was swollen, and his whole body was black and blue, as if he had been beaten violently, which made Gu Feng confused again.
This shouldn’t be a side effect of Xian Gu Dan!
"Do you know how I got this injury?
Yesterday morning, I took the elixir and had a similar situation to the previous two people. I had better luck. The toilet door of the building where I lived was ajar, so I rushed in..."
"The toilet is empty, isn't that nice? What does it have to do with your injuries!" Gu Feng asked everyone's doubts.
"Of course it does matter!" the disciple said angrily, "because the man inside was just about to come out, so the door was ajar.
But I was so confused because of my stomach pain that I didn’t notice him at all, so I knocked him back. Then I pulled down my pants, sat on his knees, and pulled them up..." The bearded disciple said more The more excited he gets, the more he pulls at the wound, and the bright red color flows down, which is quite miserable.
Shrimp!
After such a bizarre encounter, Gu Feng couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed without any image: "Of course you will get beaten up if you pull on someone else, there's nothing wrong with it!"
"And I!"
"I'm worse off than them!"
"I'm worse off!"
"..."
With the treasures of the previous three people in front, the other disciples who bought Gu Feng's Bone-Xian Dan spoke about their experiences without any scruples, and it became like a misfortune competition.
The laughter was rising in waves, the scene was extremely joyful, and everyone was laughing like crazy.
Even the elder of the Medicine Refining Hall who came to uphold justice could not control his body shaking, stroking his beard and laughing.
The last group of disciples who had taken Gu Feng's elixir turned red and were secretly glad in their hearts. Fortunately, they found a container on the spot and defecated in their own room, thus saving their face.
But one container was simply not enough. The filth overflowed and flowed all over the floor. The room was small and I had to open the window to avoid being smelled.
So, those monks held on for twelve hours in the smelly room, almost suffocating to death!
The entire exchange was packed with people, laughing, cursing, and taunting. The scene was once out of control!
This elixir is simply outrageous.
"Ahem, everyone, be quiet!" The elder of the Medicine Refining Hall suppressed the confusion, came to Gu Feng's side, frowned and asked: "Gu Feng! Those disciples accused you of selling fake bone-cleansing pills, can you admit it?"
"Bone Cleansing Pill? What Bone Cleansing Pill? I have never sold Bone Cleansing Pill!" Gu Feng spread his hands, his face full of innocence, and denied it!
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