Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

Li Shimin's shout alerted Li Lizhi and Princess Chengyang. The two girls ran out with freshly painted beautiful makeup on their faces. When they saw Queen Changsun, they both let out a sigh of relief.

"What's going on, Queen Mother?"

"I have seen my queen in Chengyang. She is blessed with blessings and good health. I have not served her tea, so I ask her to punish her."

Empress Changsun patted Princess Chengyang on the shoulder: "It doesn't matter. You worked hard last night. I heard that your father made Quan'er drink for half the night. You can just make up for it later."

"Your father stole your husband's tea. No, the two started fighting. Currently, your father is completely at a disadvantage and has been suppressed."

Princess Chengyang was surprised by Queen Changsun's calmness and Li Lizhi's optimism when she went to get melon seeds and snacks to watch the excitement. It seemed that she was the only one worried that something would really happen.

Li Shimin yelled: "You forced me to do this!"

Li Shimin took off the boot on his other foot and stretched his foot directly in front of Yuchi Baoqi's nose: "Let's see! This kick of mine has forty years of skill! Can you block it?"

Accompanying Li Shimin's feet came a fishy wind that was almost rancid, and rushed directly to Yuchi Baoqi's Tianling Cap. Yuchi Baoqi rolled his eyes.

"Oh vomit~~~~~~~! Master! I'm not afraid! Wow vomit!!!!~~~~~What brand are your feet! Such a fucking stinky! Wow vomit~~~ ~~"

Yuchi Baoqi finally gave up and wrapped tea leaves in a mask, rolled it up and tied it under his nose to filter the air.

Unexpectedly, the mask that Yuchi Baoqi had stained on his hands when he was scolding Li Shimin just hung directly under his nose. What a wave! This wave is luring the wolf into the house!

Yuchi Baoqi pulled off the mask on his face and ran out of the tea room. If he didn't breathe some fresh air, he would really die.

Li Lizhi immediately smelled the stench caused by Yuchi Baoqi's running, and gave Yuchi Baoqi a kick in the butt: "Husband, you smell so bad! Go and take a shower! Go!"

Li Shimin had returned to the state of majesty of an emperor. He walked out of the tea room with his head held high and straightened his clothes: "Huh, how dare you, such a young man, to make a mistake in front of me! You know your own strength! You can easily win!"

Li Lizhi sniffed around. Why did the smell get worse when her husband was far away: "Father, did you fall into the dung heap? Why does it stink so much?"

Empress Changsun also covered her mouth and nose: "Go take a bath quickly! Wash your feet well!"

Yuchi Baoqi took a bath several times, changed the hot water countless times, and even barely washed his bare skin. Finally, the smell of rotting dead fish was gone.

Yuchi Baoqi walked to the dining room and saw Li Shimin and a group of people already seated and waiting for him.

"Come on, Xiaobao is about to sit down and eat. The queen hasn't eaten yet when she wakes up. She is really hungry now."

As soon as Yuchi Baoqi sat down, he retched: "No, Li Shimin, what do you mean! Who is a good person who eats stinky mandarin fish, stinky tofu, and pickled fish with sour rice in the morning?"

Li Shimin didn't strangle him at all: "It's none of your business, I just want to eat it like this, so don't worry~"

Yuchi Baoqi got a bowl of white fungus and lotus seed soup: "Why haven't you seen Su Quan? Where are the others?"

Princess Chengyang's eyes widened: "Isn't your husband with the British Duke? We have never seen your husband!"

Yuchi Baoqi slapped his head: "It's over, it's over! Cousin! Tsuen! Tsuen! You were waiting for your brother to come to save you! You must hold on!"

Su Quan was lying behind the sofa, unconscious. In addition, the tea room had been closed by Li Shimin just now, so the whole thing was almost marinating.

When Yuchi Baoqi saw half of the shoe exposed behind the sofa, he opened the door of the tea room, held his breath, rushed in and dragged Su Quan out.

Li Lizhi glanced at Su Quan and immediately trembled. If she had been bored in there for half an hour, she probably wouldn't survive.

Yuchi Baoqi checked the carotid artery pulse, and luckily it was still there, so he opened his sleeves to fan Su Quan's face and give him fresh air.

Su Quan woke up leisurely: "Father, it smells too bad. It smells worse than the people at the construction site. I have never smelled it like this. It is simply the best of the best!"

Su Quan fainted, and Li Shimin stopped playing tricks on Yuchi Baoqi, and asked the cook in the mansion to serve some normal food.

Queen Changsun, Li Lizhi, and Princess Chengyang were chatting about something, mostly about makeup-related matters. After a while, Li Lizhi took Queen Changsun and Princess Chengyang to the dressing room again.

Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin stared at each other with big eyes, while Su Quan lowered his head and worked hard on his meal without saying anything.

"I heard that you were telling people everywhere yesterday that I was going to visit the fairyland and look for fairy seeds. Is this true?"

Li Shimin drank the piece and remembered: "Fart! My mouth is not as tight as usual! How could I say such a big thing indiscriminately! It's nothing! It's made out of nothing! It's nothing!"

Su Quan looked at Yuchi Baoqi: "At three o'clock in the afternoon, my father was bragging to some ministers at the wine table. I don't know those ministers, so I just listened to my father bragging."

Li Shimin gave himself a slap in the face. His grandma's drunkenness is not terrible, nor is it terrible to be drunk. The terrible thing is that someone will clearly help you recall what happened last night the next day.

"I told you, I'm drunk and my nonsense cannot be taken seriously! In this case, I will punish myself with three drinks~!"

Yuchi Baoqi gave Li Shimin an annoyed look: "Hurry up and put down my Tremella and Lotus Seed Soup! What's the punishment? Three cups of Lotus Seed Soup? Are you here to load it?"

Li Shimin smiled and retracted his hand: "Apart from this incident, nothing embarrassing has ever happened to me!"

Su Quan's voice was like a death knell from hell: "When I just passed away, my father hugged my uncle and shouted: 'Baby black face! You gave birth to a good son! You are so awesome! Black face! You So awesome~! Why are you so awesome!'"

Yuchi Baoqi gestured: "How are you holding me? Is it this way or that way?"

Su Quan stood up and wanted to give a demonstration. Li Shimin slapped the table: "Su Quan! Why do you have something to do with you everywhere! You can't even stop your mouth with food! Just do what you do! You keep talking! Really!"

Su Quan lowered his head like a quail, but out of sight of Li Shimin, Su Quan made rough gestures with his fingers.

Li Shimin sighed: "Except for these two things! I'm sure! There will definitely be no embarrassing things!"

Su Quan was eager to try, but before Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi could speak, Su Quan stopped talking and just looked at Li Shimin and Li Shimin's boots.

Yuchi Baoqi tapped the table twice: "Say, is there anything else?"

Su Quan shook his head and indicated that he did not dare to say anything. Yuchi Baoqi looked at Li Shimin teasingly: "You also said that you have nothing to embarrass, but Su Quan doesn't even dare to say it!"

Li Shimin lost his temper: "Well, Su Quan, tell me! I want to see what else I have done!"