Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

"Master Guo! Master Su Quan and Princess Chengyang are outside the mansion asking for an audience."

Wearing only a pair of large flowered pants, Yuchi Baoqi opened the door to her room, her eyes slightly narrowed, and her head, as usual, was covered in chicken coop caused by getting up early.

"When they come, just let them come in on their own. They are in their own home. If they want to see you, they don't want to see you."

Li Lizhi's lingering voice sounded: "Husband, it's time to wash up. We got up later than the newlyweds. We will be laughed at!"

Yuchi Baoqi picked at his bird's nest and bird, turned around, closed the door and began to wash and dress.

Yuchi Baoqi and Li Lizhi dressed neatly and walked out of the courtyard. They saw Su Quan serving Princess Chengyang in the teahouse, serving tea and water, very attentively.

Yuchi Baoqi pointed at Su Quan through the glass: "Are all the girls in your old Li family good at handling their husbands? How come they all look like they have never seen a woman before? Really!"

Li Lizhi rolled her eyes at Yuchi Baoqi: "You are the least qualified, little sister! Go to the queen's dressing room with her! Let these two stinky men spend their time by themselves."

Princess Chengyang was a little cautious and stood up suddenly, as if she was involved in some kind of wound, "Hiss~"

Yuchi Baoqi looked at Su Quan with a cryptic expression, "You kid, can't you tell? You're such an honest little guy, he's quite fierce!"

When Su Quan saw Princess Chengyang like this, she immediately felt distressed and hurried over to help her. Unexpectedly, she was thrown away: "It's not all your fault! It's different from what the nuns in the palace taught!"

Su Quan touched his nose sheepishly, feeling a little embarrassed. Fortunately, Li Lizhi came over and pulled Princess Chengyang away, and Su Quan was relieved.

Yuchi Baoqi saw the two girls walking away, then he leaned close to Su Quan's ear and said, "Yes, you just got married, and you were clean before getting married. You are completely like a monk. You can't know the taste by eating the marrow, are you going to risk your life?"

Su Quan's dark face was blushing shyly: "Cousin, please don't laugh at me. What happened to the drunk guests on the second day after your wedding banquet? I'm one head and two big now!"

Yuchi Baoqi was delighted: "Why don't you just tell me how to send Lao Li and the Queen Mother away? Are you coming out to serve tea this morning?"

Su Quan shook his head: "They were still asleep when we woke up. Last night I went to bed with the princess, and my father called me out to drink with me in the middle of the night. My father always crawled to the door of my room."

Yuchi Baoqi quickly grabbed Su Quan's arm and said, "Uncle, are you okay? You can't drink so hard when you're old."

Su Quan waved his hand: "It's okay. I drank two bowls of hangover soup and vomited a lot. Fortunately, my cousin gave me hangover medicine. Alas! I heard that my aunt and mother were even crazier, and wine alone almost wiped them out. Baoli Trading Company’s half-year reserves.”

Yuchi Baoqi was shocked: "If I took off my fucking head and poured wine into my mouth, I wouldn't be able to drink so much!"

Su Quan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Who says it's not the case! Wang De was drunk and is still vomiting bubbles. Father, I'm really scared. What if I drink something bad?"

Yuchi Baoqi thought for a while: "Don't panic. Have you told the steward of the mansion that you are coming to my place? Let the father and mother come over when the time comes. We are all juniors. The father and the queen will not say anything." .”

Su Quan pushed the tea to Yuchi Baoqi: "I hope so, just listen to my cousin. I heard that my cousin is going to sea to visit the fairyland and find fairy seeds to solve the food and clothing problem of the Tang Dynasty?"

Yuchi Baoqi picked up the tea and before he drank it, he sprayed it on Su Quan's face with a sip: "Who said that? It's true that it's going to the sea, it's a fairyland, a fairyland trade! And fairy seeds? Just ordinary grain seeds!"

Su Quan opened his sleeves and wiped the tea from his face: "My father said it yesterday when he was drinking. He also said that he had a nose and eyes. He said that the yield per mu would be four to five thousand, and everyone would have enough to eat in the future! What more? More spice, more flavor!”

"Then the minister next to me said, isn't this the seed of an immortal? My father slapped the table! Yes! It's an immortal seed! My son-in-law wants to go to sea to visit the Immortal Mountain if he has the ability!"

"Father also asked me to learn more from you, brother, so that he can have two invincible sons-in-law, and he can be an incompetent emperor even if he lies down."

Yuchi Baoqi didn't even know what to say. Li Shimin, you are bald, you are bald, you are praised and killed here every day, and you are praised in the sky and on the earth.

Just as he was talking, Li Shimin's loud voice rang out: "Xiaobao! Let the cook in your house prepare breakfast for me! Your mother and I haven't eaten yet! Su Quan is a stinky boy, and he doesn't know what to do so early in the morning. Where did you go with Chengyang?"

"The food in the house tastes terrible, and there's no cook! Why do you think you're my cousin? The cook doesn't even give you one?"

Yuchi Baoqi looked at Su Quan: "What's wrong with you? I was scolded for what you did. Isn't it too outrageous?"

Su Quan was a little surprised: "When I'm out running around all year long, the people in the mansion just get some food to deal with it. I didn't expect that he didn't include breakfast at the wedding banquet!"

Li Shimin's voice was getting closer and closer, and Yuchi Baoqi was a little annoyed with him, so he simply pulled Su Quan and hid behind the sofa in the tea room, blocking the two of them with two pillows.

Queen Changsun's voice sounded: "Erlang, it seems that Xiaobao and Lizhi are not at the house either. They should have gone out to play together, right?"

Then there was a rustling sound, and Li Shimin muttered: "You brat, there are so many good tea leaves, but I don't know how to send more to the palace. I have been rare for this piece of melon for a long time, and this golden piece of Shancong." Bird tongues are all good things."

Empress Changsun clicked her tongue: "You don't look like an emperor! You came to your son-in-law's house to steal tea. Xiaobao found out and didn't know how to deal with you!"

Li Shimin held two jars under his arm: "Oh, why are you arguing with me, Xiaobao! I can't take any more, Guanyin, please help me get some. That old dog Wang De didn't drink much, but he still hasn't woken up yet." , otherwise I can take all these tea leaves! I will deduct his salary when he goes back!"

Li Shimin saw the boy cleaning the courtyard outside: "Hey, do you usually take care of this teahouse?"

The boy looked at Li Shimin, as if he was remembering something, and quickly saluted: "Reporting to your Majesty, this teahouse is usually occupied by the small ones taking care of the hygiene and arranging the warehouse. What can you do for your Majesty?"

Li Shimin nodded: "Where are your young master's Biluochun and Maojian? They are the best. Don't fool me. I have drank them all."

Yuchi Baoqi is really intolerable to his uncle, but his aunt can't bear it any more: "Hey! You bastard of the Li family! Look at your grandpa Yuchi not letting you know what I'm capable of today!"

Before Li Shimin could react, and just as he was about to turn around, Yuchi Baoqi pushed him down on the sofa and took off Li Shimin's boots.

"Ugh~ Didn't you fucking wash your feet?"

Yuchi Baoqi faced the risk of burning his eyes, directly made a fist, bent his index finger into the shape of a phoenix-eye hammer, and hit the functional area on Li Shimin's foot that corresponds to the kidney.

Li Shimin screamed: "Ahhhhh! Let me go! It hurts! Stop, stop, stop! Ahhhhhhhhh! I'm going to die!"