Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

(I’ll put a meeting point for late-night champions here, so those who haven’t slept can check in, over~)

Yuchi Baoqi was wearing an improved bathrobe, which looked relatively tight, while Li Shimin followed Yuchi Baoqi like a young daughter-in-law.

The female relatives were still doing nursing care, and there was Wang De sitting tremblingly in the private room, with a foot-cutting master at his feet.

Li Shimin looked around and saw that there was no one else inside except Wang De. He breathed a sigh of relief: "After a bath, my butt cracks were rubbed clean, even my toes! It's so! How decent is it?" !”

Yuchi Baoqi casually found a sofa bed and lay down on it: "Oh, my whole body feels so clean! You don't know that during that time in the disaster area, the sour food was so sour. Come and eat some sweets."

Soon the waiter waiting outside the door came over with a wooden sign: "Master, for dessert today we recommend red dates, walnuts, glutinous rice cheese, would you like it iced or warm?"

Yuchi Baoqi waved his hand: "That's it. I drink ice. I can't drink hot."

Li Shimin also lay directly on the sofa bed next to Yuchi Baoqi: "Give me a bowl of this, too. I want it hot."

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he pointed at Wang De: "Look at this old dog, he is used to enjoying it."

Wang De was in trouble, because the exclusive single room given to him by Yuchi Baoqi was filled with all the services. After giving him a bath, Wang De insisted on doing him a favor. Wang De was forced to have his feet chopped off because he had to beg for nothing.

Wang De said to Li Shimin bitterly: "Master, I don't want to do this. The young master has given me these cards. If I don't do it, I won't leave."

Li Shimin was too lazy to pay attention to him: "Give me a set of this or something, and I'll try it too. By the way, is your dad okay floating in the pool?"

Yuchi Baoqi had already covered his face with green melon from the greenhouse: "It's okay, why are you worried about him? He is such an adult, what else can happen?"

After a while, two technicians who pressed the feet came. Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi's feet were placed on their thighs, and they began to press them.

Li Shimin felt very comfortable at first, but suddenly he shouted "ouch". Wang De was massaging him and sat up immediately: "Master? What's wrong?"

The technician rubbed the soles of Li Shimin's feet: "My lord, your kidney reaction is relatively large. Do you usually suffer from kidney deficiency, lack of qi and blood, or something like that?"

Li Shimin was not happy at the time: "I have never had a foot massage like this before. This is my first time here. You touched my itchy flesh. I am quite sensitive. What kind of kidney failure! Nothing."

The technician pressed it again. Li Shimin's face turned red and his facial features were distorted: "It doesn't hurt, I don't feel it! Use a little more force, I'm having a hard time, but I still don't feel it!"

As he said that, Li Shimin looked in the direction of Yuchi Baoqi, and saw that Yuchi Baoqi also sat up slightly with his upper body, holding on to the sides of the sofa bed with both hands.

"I've been here so many times. Use a little force. Yeah, feel comfortable. Your kidneys are good, right? That's for sure. Your young master's kidneys are great!"

Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin both had blue veins on their heads, and they were competing to see whose kidneys were "better"!

After finally persisting until they finished the foot massage, Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin were lying on the sofa bed and they just groaned: "Hey, oh, oh."

Both of them looked like they had just been fished out of the water. Li Shimin thought for a while, why not compare who can endure the sauna, and then suffer this?

Yuchi Baoqi picked up the red dates, walnuts, glutinous rice cheese, and took a sip. Hearing movement at the door, he sat up and took a look.

As expected, the female relatives came, and Li Lizhi took the lead in raising the curtain. Li Shimin was in trance when he looked at the face of Empress Changsun.

Li Lizhi asked for credit: "Father! How about it? Is your makeup technique superb?"

Li Shimin, who was cutting his feet, suddenly couldn't feel the technician's movements and looked over: "Why did it stop?"

The technician was trembling: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

Yuchi Baoqi signaled him not to panic: "Just do your thing. You came with me. Who's not important? Relax, you guys dare to mess with me, but you can't mess with him anymore?"

Empress Changsun and Mrs. Su both used the complete cosmetic bags Yuchi Baoqi had just given them, and Li Lizhi gave the two older women more youthful makeup.

Yuchi Baoqi looked at his mother: "Oh, I am so beautiful. No wonder she gave birth to such a handsome and beautiful young man like me. Was she blind when she fell in love with my father?"

Su didn't shy away from it: "Your mother was a hottie back then. She was always picking bridegrooms. Your father could eat it. Kuku showed off three buckets of vegetable rice porridge and asked if he had any, so I fell in love with you. Dad."

Li Shimin pointed to the sofa bed on the other side beside him and asked Changsun Wugou to lie here. As soon as Queen Changsun lay down, Li Shimin smelled an extremely pleasant smell.

Queen Changsun has been with Li Shimin for so long, but she still doesn't know what he is thinking: "Doesn't the fragrance of pear blossoms in early spring smell particularly good? I thought your majesty would like it."

Li Shimin looked like a pig brother: "I like it, hehehe, I like it very much."

Li Lizhi directly thrust her buttocks into Yuchi Baoqi's head and said, "Move over, it's so numb!"

The sofa bed, which was not too spacious in the first place, squeezed two people into it, and Li Lizhi nestled directly in Yuchi Baoqi's arms.

Su Shi casually found a bed opposite and lay down, waiting for someone to come and wait on her: "Where's your dad? Why haven't you seen your dad? Are you going out and fooling around again?"

Yuchi Baoqi yawned: "I steamed myself out in the sauna and soaked in the bathtub. I do this every time I come here with my father. You just get used to it."

Su Shi nodded: "Your father is really getting better and better as he gets older. He acts like a child every day and doesn't look like an adult."

The red dates, walnuts, glutinous rice and cheese in Yuchi Baoqi's hand were directly requisitioned by Li Lizhi, so Yuchi Baoqi had to order another bowl.

"Are these dates produced by the Anxi Protectorate? Are the walnuts too? They're really good. This kind of quality was rarely seen in the palace in the past."

Li Shimin was too embarrassed to eat it himself, so he gave his bowl to Queen Changsun, while he and Yuchi Baoqi waited for the next car.

Li Shimin suddenly thought of something: "Li Zhi, your bowl is iced, right?"

Li Lizhi smiled, and Yuchi Baoqi was also happy: "Li Lizhi has been running around with me for so many years. She is not a boudoir lady who never leaves the house. How frail do you think Li Zhi will be? Her previous qi disease has been cured long ago. Yes, isn’t it the same with my mother?”

Li Lizhi also made a gesture to show off her muscles: "Father, my son is as afraid of heat as my husband. I like to eat iced drinks on weekdays. It's okay!"

Li Shimin curled his lips, but couldn't say what he wanted to say, which made Yuchi Baoqi feel upset: "Just say what you have to say, don't act like an old man."

Li Shimin sighed: "If you don't go to sea, we can have some fun in Chang'an City every day. Once you go, I will be on guard all the time."

Yuchi Baoqi got goosebumps when she heard this: "Mom, you are not my mother, your Majesty is my mother. I can't stop nagging."

Su Shi sat up immediately and said, "Could it be that I carried you wrongly? Maybe your Majesty really gave birth to you after ten months of pregnancy."

Li Lizhi and Empress Changsun both burst into laughter. It turned out that the root of Yuchi Baoqi's mouth was in Su's place!