Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

(Blessed are those who sleep late, a secret update is here~)

Yuchi Baoqi and Yuchi Jingde, father and son, had long been accustomed to it in the military. They just threw off their clothes and pants, stripped naked and ran from the locker room to the bathing area.

Li Shimin coquettishly tied a piece of crotch cloth around his waist to block it. Yuchi Baoqi went straight to the shower area. Li Shimin watched what he did and followed suit.

Li Shimin looked fascinated at the shower head that produced hot water when he twisted it: "What's new again?"

Yuchi Baoqi and Yuchi Jingde shook their heads completely: "It has been there for a long time, but it only needs to be connected to water pipes and boilers. We both come to Zhuangzi to have a bath, so Zhuangzi did this. Chang'an City is complicated and it will be troublesome to renovate it. .”

Yuchi Jingde was afraid that Li Shimin would not be able to clean his clothes without someone to serve him, so he went over to help with a big stick. Li Shimin had been pampered and pampered for many years, and how could he withstand Yuchi Jingde's calloused hands from many years of marching and fighting.

"Hiss! I'll do it myself. You'll make several marks on my back by soaping it with your hands. Go, go, go."

Yuchi Baoqi was the first to finish washing. He ignored the two old men and went straight to the sauna area: "What fruits and drinks are there? Is there a menu?"

The bath master on the side walked over with a wooden board with the prices of various services and snacks on it.

"Here comes one of Zhuangzi's greenhouse cold melons. What are the drinks? Is there hop wine? Is it the one from the Anxi Protector's Mansion? Okay, okay, get three of them, and they have to be chilled!"

Li Shimin also finished washing, and he and Yuchi Jingde walked over side by side: "It's still cold in Chang'an in March and April, and you still drink ice?"

Yuchi Baoqi was dragged into the sauna room by Li Shimin: "Is it still cold? Take a steam in the sauna and sweat. You are not like us, who lead troops to fight and train, and have to sweat. Father, you just happen to be sweating. .”

Li Shimin thought it was strange at first, but as he went on, he felt more and more that this was a punishment of being burned with a cannon. The difference is a hut and a copper cow?

When the cold melon and beer were delivered, Yuchi Baoqi directly took the beer and drank half of the bottle: "Hiss~~~~~ha! It's so damn right!"

Li Shimin picked up a tooth of cold melon and started eating it. He still kept the habit of spitting out the cold melon seeds on his hand as he had done in previous years to save the seeds.

Yuchi Baoqi rubbed his chin: "You no longer need to save seeds. You don't need to collect them so carefully."

Yuchi Jingde also picked up the beer and looked at it: "What kind of novelty is this? Is it for drinking? It has a faint smell of alcohol, what is it?"

Yuchi Baoqi took another sip: "Hops grown in the Anxi Protectorate, plus barley malt, can be used to brew this beer, which is refreshing and thirst-quenching."

Yuchi Jingde took a sip: "It's bitter, grandma's tastes bad!"

Li Shimin also took a new bottle and tasted it. Because he had just eaten cold melon, it tasted more bitter, but Li Shimin actually liked it very much.

"It's slightly bitter, but has a strong malt aroma and a slightly sweet aftertaste. I like it very much."

Yuchi Jingde simply handed the drink he had drunk to Li Shimin, since he didn't like drinking anyway.

Yuchi Baoqi stood up and took a ladle of water and poured it on the hot volcanic stone in the middle of the sauna. A burst of steam rose, and the heat in the sauna went up to a higher level.

Li Shimin, who usually doesn't exercise much, was sweating like a rattle, as if he was free of money.

Yuchi Jingde also competed with Yuchi Baoqi. One spoonful at a time and one spoonful at a time. Soon the temperature in the sauna room made the three of them sweat.

Yuchi Baoqi took a bite of the cold melon and said, "It's not hot, not hot at all."

Yuchi Jingde even planned to water it again: "Oh, I feel cold even as a father, it's too cold."

Li Shimin grabbed Yuchi Jingde and said, "Black face, black face, don't do it any more. I'm almost dying of heat, I really can't do it any more!"

Yuchi Baoqi is relatively fair, Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi's skin is almost red, and Yuchi Jingde is still black, with his whole body turning black.

Yuchi Baoqi saw no hope of winning, and felt that he and Li Shimin were about to pass away, so he opened the door of the sauna room.

"I've steamed it, you can do whatever you want."

As Yuchi Baoqi said that, he ran directly to the bathing pool and started taking a bath. He finally escaped from the terrifying sauna. Li Shimin ran out right after him and plunged into the bathing pool.

Yuchi Jingde came out swinging his black Dawangou: "There's not a single one who can fight, they're too good."

Yuchi Baoqi ran for half an hour and felt that it was almost done. He told Li Shimin next to him that he was going to take a bath.

Li Shimin was also curious, so he followed: "This rub bath? How to rub it?"

Yuchi Baoqi scratched his head: "The bath master can just rub it with his hands. How else can he rub it? Go there and lie down. No matter what it is, you just say it's okay."

Yuchi Baoqi lay down on the bathing bed and said, "You can have whatever you want, vinegar, salt, milk, just say hello."

Li Shimin climbed onto the bathing bed: "Just the same as the one next door."

Master A saw that it was Yuchi Baoqi and said, "Okay, Master! I will be the one washing you every time you come here. I will keep you upright."

Master B looked at Li Shimin with a strange face: "You are here with the young master, right? Have you ever taken a bath before?"

Before Li Shimin could answer, a basin of water with a moderate temperature was poured over Li Shimin's body, followed by a hand wrapped in a towel rubbing Li Shimin's body.

Before Li Shimin could say anything, the bath master B had already spoken: "The noble man is really dirty!"

Li Shimin thought that this was not a good thing for him: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Master B lowered his strength and said, "What do you say, sir? I like the guests the most. It's really fun to watch. In the words of the young master, it relieves stress. It relieves stress all the time!"

Li Shimin saw strips of fleshy flesh being rubbed off his body, and felt very angry. It turned out that he had been so dirty for so many years, and his body was actually covered with mud!

"Xiaobao, is your father okay? Why don't you come over?"

Yuchi Baoqi's voice was very lazy: "Yes, yes, master, please use more force, I'm tired of it. You don't have to worry about my father, this happens again and again. I'll be dizzy after being steamed in the sauna. Just soak in it for a while." .”

Li Shimin was patted on the shoulder, and Master B said: "My dear, please turn over and rub your back."

Li Shimin turned over with some difficulty, mainly because the bathing bed was indeed too narrow. Li Shimin felt much better lying on his stomach, at least his second brother would not be hanging around outside.

"Ow!"

Li Shimin finally understood how refreshing it was to take a bath. The moment he rubbed his back, Li Shimin was so wet that he felt like he was a piece of wood, as if a layer of shavings had been scraped off by a carpenter's planer.

Master B took off some of his strength and said, "How about it, noble man? Is the strength still appropriate?"

Li Shimin was so happy: "Just do what you did just now, it's so comfortable."