Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of the Seven Stars of Liyue

Three days have passed since I put down the drift bottle. I didn’t expect to receive your reply so soon.

To be honest, when the Knights notified me of my letter, I was very happy and quite surprised.

Because I didn’t expect your address to be in neighboring Liyue, I thought this letter would reach Inazuma or Xumi.

This feeling of the fates of complete strangers being intertwined is very interesting.

Perhaps this is fate's arrangement.

My photo should have been sent with the reply.

You can call me Conte, Mondegu oxymoron, which is not my real name.

Looking forward to your next reply.

...

Hu Tao, Xingqiu and Chongyun put their heads together and read the letter back and forth several times.

Yunxing, on the other hand, held up the photo of Youla in front of his eyes, and then slowly approached it.

"Yunxing, what are you going to do with that photo?"

Hu Tao looked at Yunxing with disgust and said.

Yunxing put the photo down calmly: "Ahem, how...how is it possible, Hutao, don't talk nonsense, how could I be a pervert who licked Miss Youla's photo."

I completely expressed my perverted thoughts...

The three of them looked at Yunxing with disgust, but Chongyun was the first to ask.

"Brother Yunxing, did you just say that Miss Youla is an acquaintance?"

Hoho, that’s so familiar. In my dreams, I’m often led by Miss Youla!

After calming down his expression, Yunxing immediately replied.

"We met once when we traveled to Mondstadt a few years ago, so we got to know each other."

Speaking of this, Yunxing's expression was a little emotional.

"Speaking of which, because Yora's family once ruled Mondstadt in history and brought painful memories to the people of Mondstadt, after being overthrown, Yura, as a descendant of a sinner, was very unpopular in the city of Mondstadt. .”

Xingqiu frowned slightly when he heard this: "But those things have nothing to do with this Miss Youla, right?"

Yunxing glanced at Xingqiu with a somewhat thoughtful look.

"Maybe, but as long as people in Mondstadt see that surname, they will naturally think of that painful history, so Yora doesn't have many friends in Mondstadt City."

Hu Tao said softly: "It sounds like a very lonely person?"

"So how are we going to write a reply?"

Chongyun looked back at Yunxing and asked.

Yunxing shook his head slightly: "You don't have to take what I said to heart. I guess Yora just wants to use this method to make friends outside of Mondstadt. Just write something casually."

Chongyun put his head on his chin and thought for a while, showing a troubled expression.

"But I always thought, what should I write?"

Yunxing took the pen from Chongyun's hand and smiled, joking, it's just making friends in a drift bottle. He had experienced this kind of thing when he was in Penguin mailbox.

"Then let me give you a demonstration. Watch carefully."

Confident Yunxing started to wave his pen.

...

Hello Miss Conte.

I am also very happy to receive your reply. It is really exciting to have a fateful encounter.

My family is a well-known alchemist family in Liyue, responsible for exorcising evil spirits.

Judging from the costumes in your photo, they should be the costumes of the Mondzewind Knights. I heard that becoming a knight requires a strict assessment.

But what I didn't expect is that, like me, you also have the eye of an ice attribute god. Maybe you are really destined.

Just looking at your photos makes my blood boil and my body arouse!

...

"Please, whatever you wrote last time, others will definitely think the other person is a pervert after reading it!"

Hu Tao looked at Yunxing with eyes full of disgust.

Yun Xing curled his lips: "Huh, this is called showing my true feelings, you know nothing!"

Hu Tao snatched the pen from Yunxing's hand, crossed out the last line and then wrote it down.

...

Writing letters is a method of communication that I have never thought of before.

However, words spoken may be forgotten, but letters exchanged can be kept until old age.

How wonderful it would be to have white hair and read the letters I once wrote.

Speaking of getting older, I wonder if you have ever heard of a family in Liyue that organizes funeral services.

From the past to the present, there have been 77 generations of hall masters. It can definitely be said to be the most professional team in Liyue.

Now the hall owner is also holding a big promotion, there are buy one get one free, and the second monument is half price waiting for discounts, welcome to come and buy!

...

Xingqiu looked at Hu Tao's eloquent writing on the paper and couldn't help but put his forehead in his hands and said speechlessly.

"Hey, Hutao, how could anyone put an advertisement in a letter? Go away and let me do it."

"Hey, hey, I still have a lot of offers to write down!"

Xingqiu took the pen from Hu Tao's hand and wrote after what Chongyun wrote.

...

In fact, besides being an exorcist, I have another identity!

During the day, I would go out to slay demons, and at night, it would be my other identity.

A once-in-a-hundred-year genius from the Guhua sect, a righteous man who robbed the rich and gave to the poor, a hero who eliminated harm for the people,

These are just some insignificant false names I have.

On the path of a knight...

...

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Yunxing interrupted Xingqiu's creation.

"You are even more outrageous. You are just talking about what you have done!"

"This is just a creative technique! Can the things about knights be called bragging?"

"If you ask me, I still have to add the preferential policies of the Rebirth Hall. The other party is from Mondstadt. Maybe they can expand their foreign business!"

Chongyun was a little at a loss when he saw the three people quarreling in a group. He just silently picked up a pen and wrote his reply.

...

I have observed that you also have the eye of the ice god. It is said that people with the eye of the ice god will have some kind of contradictory phenomena.

Just like me, I clearly aspire to become the best exorcist in the world, but due to physical problems, I have not been able to complete an exorcism myself.

But, I won't give up.

Although I don’t know if you are also troubled by this problem, as long as you stick to what you feel is right in your heart.

...

Chongyun put all the letters written by everyone into the mailbox, looked back at the three people who were still arguing and said.

"Would you like to take a photo together and send it to me? It doesn't feel right if I don't send a photo back."

Then the four of them took out the photo cameras from Fontaine and posed.

"Brother Yunxing, your gesture... is so weird."

"You are the one, Xingqiu. Do you usually do this on the road?"

"Are you ready? I'm going to shoot!"

As Hu Tao pressed the camera button, there was just a "click" sound, and the photo of the four of them was completed.

In the picture, Chongyun was seen sitting upright in the middle.

Yunxing stood behind and faced the camera, making a horoscope with her right hand on her chin, making a very contemporary pose.

Xingqiu deliberately took out a long sword and held it on his back. He also held a martial arts novel in his left hand to read.

At the front of the camera is Hu Tao, who is leaning out half of his body from the right side. His eyes are curved into a beautiful arc, revealing a scissor hand and looking at the camera.

...

Mond City.

The postmen have already delivered the letters to the mailboxes one by one.

In front of mailbox No. 12138, there was a slender man standing.

Kaia, the cavalry captain of the Knights of the West Wind, took the letter that belonged to him from the mailbox.