Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of the Seven Stars of Liyue

"Chongyun, Chongyun, a maid came to my house recently. She once studied the secrets of essential oil therapy in the noble house of Xumi Kingdom. In order to thank you for helping me move books last time, I asked her to massage your muscles and bones. Chongyun, you ..."

As Xingqiu spoke, he caught a glimpse of Chongyun on the side who didn't react at all, and he couldn't help but feel doubtful.

It stands to reason that Chongyun would normally blush and refuse at this time. This is also one of Xingqiu's favorite things to do on weekdays.

But now there is no reaction at all. Could it be that he has been teased too many times and has become immune?

Xingqiu carefully looked at Qi Chongyun's appearance and found that he looked absent-minded and seemed to be thinking about something.

"Heavy cloud?"

He put his hand in front of Chongyun and waved it. Chongyun, who was deep in thought, came back to his senses and asked, "Ah? What's wrong? Xingqiu?"

"What's wrong with you? You look so distracted. What are you thinking about?"

Faced with Xingqiu's question, Chongyun, who was not good at lying, said with a slightly flustered face.

"Uh...I was thinking...thinking about slaying the demon tomorrow!"

Xingqiu looked at Chongyun's expression, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he had already made a conclusion in his heart.

It’s tricky!

Xingqiu and Chongyun usually have more contact with each other, but he has not yet been able to clearly feel a few of each other's entrails.

Looking at his expression now, there is definitely something fishy!

Chongyun was a little panicked by Xingqiu's slightly narrowed eyes, and unconsciously covered the pocket of his pants with his right hand.

Xingqiu noticed this detail, raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a smile: "Hey, you are blushing. It looks like there is something hidden in your trouser pocket."

Chongyun quickly waved his hands and said anxiously: "No...it's nothing!"

Xingqiu, who had a strange smile on his lips, slowly approached: "Let me be healthy, don't you know? Be obedient and let me be healthy."

"You...don't come here..."

"Let me be healthy!"

After a fight, Chongyun ran away holding his pocket.

And Xingqiu looked at Chongyun who was running away, frowning and touching his chin.

There is a problem, there is a big problem!

...

"What? You said Chongyun has been acting strange recently?"

Yunxing asked as he picked up a potato chip extracted from the system and stuffed it into his mouth.

Xingqiu, who was sitting opposite, nodded.

"Yes, when I went to his house to look for him recently, I also locked myself in the room alone. When I saw me coming, I immediately hid something."

"Hide something?"

Xingqiu said with a recalling look on his face.

"When I entered his room, I found a lot of paper crumpled up and scattered on the floor. I heard from his family that the lights in Chongyun's room were turned off very late recently. Brother Yunxing, what do you think he was doing? ?”

When I saw someone, I hurriedly hid something... a ball of paper crumpled into a ball... I didn't go to bed until very late...

The more Yunxing thought about it, the more something was wrong. This situation seemed to be somewhat similar to when he was browsing the art works under the bed at night...

Speaking of which, Chongyun does have such thoughts at his age... he is a young man.

"I think so, Chongyun..."

"What's wrong with Chongyun? Tell me quickly?"

Hu Tao suddenly appeared beside him at some point and joined the conversation between the two.

Yunxing just put his fingers on Hutao's forehead and pushed her away.

"Hey, go, go, kids don't know so much."

"I'm not a child!"

Yunxing glanced down subconsciously, but I only recognized those of this size.

Seeing Yunxing and Xingqiu whispering to each other, Hutao snorted softly.

"If you want to know, just ask Chongyun directly."

Yunxing and Xingqiu looked at each other, and immediately planned to go directly to Chongyun to ask for details.

...

"How on earth should I write a reply?"

Chongyun crumpled the half-written reply into a ball again. Just as he was about to start writing again, he heard a knock on the door.

"Chongyun, are you okay? You have to be careful about this kind of thing and don't indulge it just for temporary pleasure, otherwise your body won't be able to bear it."

control? My body can't bear it?

Chongyun recognized the voice of Brother Yunxing, but he had no idea what the other person was talking about.

The door was opened, and a book was thrust in.

"This is a pretty good book that I picked up at a street stall in Liyue Port. It's called "The Evil Queen of the Rock". Remember to wash your hands after reading it."

Then another book was stuffed in, and Xingqiu's voice sounded.

""Miko's Practice", it's a pleasure to help others, you and I don't need to say thank you."

Just seeing the exposed covers of those two books, Chongyun's face instantly turned red, and his body of pure Yang seemed to be burning within his body.

"Wha...what, Brother Yunxing, and Xingqiu, have you misunderstood something?"

"Hey, isn't it?"

Yunxing and Xingqiu opened the door and confirmed that Chongyun was indeed not doing some kind of craft work, and sighed in disappointment.

"Hey, thank you for choosing carefully along the way."

“I made a lot of determination when I decided to give it away.”

Chongyun had no idea what these two people were disappointed about, so he immediately explained.

"Huh? Dating in a bottle?"

Yunxing took the letter from Chongyun, and Hutao didn't know when he appeared and poked his head over.

The content of the letterhead is as follows:

Do you believe in fate?

I'm convinced of this, because aren't you reading my letter right now?

We are so destined, let's make friends.

If possible, please reply with your mailing address.

After that I will send you my photos to get acquainted with each other briefly.

Please send your letter to me at Box No. 12138, Mondzephyr Cathedral.

Xingqiu looked at the contents of the letter and nodded slowly: "Tsk, tsk, put the mailing address in the drift bottle, and then let fate decide by itself, how interesting!"

Chongyun was a little surprised by this: "I thought you wouldn't be interested in this kind of thing."

Hu Tao's eyes swept across the letter, and his eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally he said excitedly.

"Okay! Then let's write a reply and tell each other the address quickly. This unknown feeling is so fun!"

Yunxing looked at the receiving address and fell into deep thought, Mond Zephyr Cathedral?

When the time comes to send it, it won’t be an acquaintance, right?

Thinking of this, Yunxing suddenly said with some interest.

"Chongyun, just send the mailing address directly, and wait for the other party to send the photos and then take a look."

"Is that so?"

Chongyun thought about it for a moment, and it would save him so much thinking if he just sent a mailing address. The other party might reply.

Then, with everyone watching, Chongyun mailed his mailing address in Liyue Port.

What Yunxing didn't expect at all was the figure of the protagonist in the photo sent back.

She has short blue hair with a black headband, a West Wind Knight-style costume and a light blue eye of the ice god that can barely be seen from her upper body.

The owner of the photo is looking at the camera with a confident smile.

It is none other than the leader of the guerrilla squad of the Knights of the West Wind, Yura, the Knight of the Waves.