The dark beast and his two-dimensional Taoist priest

"This is my home, why can't I be here? I would like to ask you, when will you get rid of that bad habit of sleeping around!"

Zhang Yifan looked at the bathrobe that was thrown on the ground. There was also a pair of Spongebob's boxer briefs lying on the bathrobe, and his eyebrows twitched again and again.

Gawain frowned and said with a blush, "What do you know? Sleeping is good for your physical and mental health. What do you, a single person like you, know? What's all the fuss about?"

"Don't you feel uncomfortable having to dress like this to sleep? No wonder you're about to get married and don't have a girlfriend yet."

Gao Wen glanced at Zhang Yifan's clothes intentionally or unintentionally. Forget about wearing a vest, how could anyone wear a belt and trousers while sleeping?

"You..." Zhang Yifan felt a breath stuck in his chest, unable to go up or down, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

"Oh~ I understand." Gawain deliberately lengthened his tone.

Zhang Yifan asked angrily: "What do you know?"

When Gawain heard this, he had a mean smile on his face and said, "Captain Zhang, are you unable to do it, or are you sick? That's why you wrapped yourself up tightly."

After finishing speaking, Gawain glanced at a certain part of Zhang Yifan intentionally or unintentionally.

Zhang Yifan followed his gaze and looked down, and instantly a surge of anger rushed to his forehead, "Gawain!"

When Gao Wen saw Zhang Yifan's furious look, he was shocked and blurted out, "He is really sick!"

"You..." Zhang Yifan was so angry at him that he was dressed like this just because he often had to go to the police at night. This was for convenience and not to delay work.

This bastard actually said he couldn't do it!

"Don't be angry. Nowadays, medical science has advanced and your condition can be cured, so..."

"To shut up!"

Gao Wen looked at Zhang Yifan, who was shaking with anger, and kindly advised: "I know this kind of thing is really hard to talk about. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, but you must not give up treatment!"

"Gawain!"

Zhang Yifan couldn't bear it any longer, so he turned over and pinned the man under him, tore off the quilt covering Gao Wen, threw it to the ground, and said word by word: "You are challenging my bottom line!"

Gao Wen was stunned by Zhang Yifan's series of magical operations. When he came to his senses, he was already pinned down by Zhang Yifan.

"You...what do you want to do!" Gao Wen's hands were restrained by Zhang Yifan and pressed above his head. He couldn't move at all. Such a shameful posture!

"What I'm doing, of course, I'm going to tell you with actual actions whether I can do it or not!"

Zhang Yifan stared at Gao Wen with burning eyes, raised his hand and pulled off the belt.

After knowing Zhang Yifan's intention, Gao Wen reacted and began to struggle, "Captain Zhang, don't mess around! Calm down! Calm down! I was joking!"

"I can not?"

Gawain shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, no, you can do it, no one can do it better than you!"

"Am I sick?"

Gawain shook his head like a rattle and almost cried, "No, how is that possible!"

Suddenly, there were several muffled thunders in the bright night sky. In an instant, dark clouds covered the moon, and within a minute, there was thunder and rain.

In the quiet night, the wind was howling and the rain was pouring. The raindrops pattered on the glass of the window along with the wind.

"Zhang Yifan...what are you doing!...How dare you step on a horse!"

Zhang Yifan's reason has been thrown out of the sky a long time ago, and he can still hear it. He is filled with anger and only wants to conquer the person in front of him who said he is not good.

"What dare I not do? If I don't convince you today, I will write Zhang Yifan's name backwards!"

Looking at Zhang Yifan's terrifying cannibalistic look, Gao Wen's heart thumped, this guy couldn't really want to...

Thinking of this, Gawain's eyes widened in shock, and his whole body seemed to have been struck by lightning.

He immediately broke away while Zhang Yifan was not paying attention, grabbed one of Zhang Yifan's hands and pushed him down on the bed with his backhand, and patted the other person's face provocatively.

"Just because you want to sleep with me, go ahead and dream of your dreams!"

Zhang Yifan didn't expect that Gao Wen could break free from his restraints, and was stunned for a moment.

After hearing Gawain's words and his provocative actions, Zhang Yifan immediately came to his senses, subconsciously used his free hand to push himself up, and pushed Gawain down.

Before Gawain could react, he was thrown over the shoulder by Zhang Yifan and thrown onto the bed. He was dizzy for a moment and his head was buzzing.

"!my waist!"

"Zhang Yifan! It's your uncle's! Do it as you say, I will fight with you!"

Gawain slapped the mattress hard, got up and faced Zhang Yifan with a sweeping sweep, directly attacking the opponent's face.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Yifan immediately raised his arms in front of him to resist.

Gao Wen was educated with sticks by Gao Xiaotian and several uncles since he was a child, so naturally he didn't know much about martial arts. That leg swept past, and Zhang Yifan was immediately shocked and knocked back several steps.

"Using force? Do you think I was made of clay?" Gawain jumped out of bed, picked up the bathrobe on the floor and put it on himself.

"Practice?" Zhang Yifan didn't expect that Gao Wen actually knew martial arts and wanted to compete with him.

"Just practice, do you think I'm afraid of you?"

Gawain gritted his teeth and agreed. He looked very tough on the outside, but he was panicking in his heart.

Although he is indeed good at martial arts, he has never been in actual combat. There is still a gap between him and a veteran like Zhang Yifan who has been struggling all year round.

The two of them were going back and forth, and they started fighting in the room. You punched me, and I kicked you back. The sound of ping-ping-pong-pong continued to be heard in the room, and soon most of the furnishings in the room were damaged.

"Damn! Zhang Yifan, your uncle! Haven't you ever heard of hitting someone without hitting someone in the face! How dare you hit me in the face!" Gao Wen covered the corner of his mouth and made a tearing sound, until a sweet smell spread to his mouth.

Bleeding!

"I'll fight with you!" Gawain was so angry that his teeth started to itch.

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At eight o'clock the next morning, a ray of sunlight shone directly into the house through the screen window, turning the messy room into gold.

As if it had been ransacked, the furnishings in the house were scattered all over the floor, and there was almost nowhere to put a foot down. A few pieces of clothing were scattered on the snow-white silk quilt on the ground.

The only thing that was relatively tidy was the two-meter-wide Simmons bed. There were two people nestled in the bed. One of them moved his eyelids and looked like he was about to wake up.

As soon as Gawain opened his eyes, he was dazzled by the dazzling light. He couldn't help but stretched out his hand to block it. This action caused injuries on his body, and he immediately gasped in pain.

That bastard Zhang Yifan! He was so cruel and slapped him in the face several times. If he was disfigured, he would never be able to get around him.

Gawain was curled up in Zhang Yifan's arms, and his movement successfully woke up the sleeping person next to him.

What Zhang Yifan saw when he opened his eyes was a furry head. He subconsciously raised his hand to smooth the fur, just like he would pet the Shiba Inu at his grandma's house when he was a child.

Gao Wen: "..."

Zhang Yifan: "..."

The two of them reacted belatedly, feeling the situation at the moment, and froze in place at the same time.

"I...I'm sorry..." Zhang Yifan felt at a loss for the first time, what on earth was he doing!

"Get out!" Gawain turned his face to one side, his face so red that it was about to bleed.

As soon as Zhang Yifan heard this, he hurriedly retreated. As soon as his feet hit the ground, he immediately picked up the quilt on the ground and threw it on Gawain. The snow-white silk quilt instantly hid all the people curled up on the bed.

Zhang Yifan left the room as if running away.

Accompanied by a ping-ping-pong-pong sound, and after knocking down many things along the way, I finally entered the bathroom.