The dark beast and his two-dimensional Taoist priest

"If you come here again...I'll call the police." Little Lanmao was so nervous that he couldn't speak smoothly. Although there were many of them, they couldn't stand the person in front of them who was much taller than them.

Zhang Yifan didn't say anything, he just raised his hand to take out the ID in the side pocket of his coat.

As he moved, a black shoulder strap could be seen looming from the shoulder, running along the shoulder strap all the way down to his waist, with a black condom pinned on it.

The black case also contained an object. Perhaps because the case was too small, the object revealed a long silver-white handle, matching the shape of the black case. This looks familiar no matter how you look at it, a bit like the shape of a toy pistol they played with when they were children.

"Gun... gun... gun!" Little Green Hair and the others were so frightened that they wanted to run away, but found that their legs were uncontrollably weak.

Just when Zhang Yifan was about to take out his ID, several people's faces turned pale and they all knelt down, "Brother, we were wrong. Spare us. You can play with thorns if you like. You can take them away and do whatever you want." Just play whatever you want until you have fun."

"If you're not having enough fun, the kids can also help you out and make sure you're satisfied."

Gawain: "......"

They promised to be a chivalrous and righteous person, but their behavior changed too quickly!

Can you stop being so cowardly!

Also, what does it mean to play until you have all the fun? If the car window hadn't been opened too small and he couldn't get out, he would definitely have beaten up those kids who were talking nonsense.

Zhang Yifan: "......"

A crack finally appeared on the expressionless face, and the handsome eyebrows jumped again and again. Zhang Yifan endured the desire to beat up the people in front of him, slowly opened the ID, and spit out two words lightly. word.

"police."

Gawain was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Zhang Yifan had such a good temper and didn't get angry. It was rare. If it were him, he would definitely beat those nonsense brats until their mothers didn't recognize them.

After seeing the certificates, Xiao Lumao and others were stunned on the spot, and it took a long time for them to come back to their senses.

"It turns out to be the police uncle, misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" Little Green Hair was embarrassed and ashamed.

I originally thought that someone was robbing a common man, but I wanted to imitate the ancients' chivalry and act as a hero to save the beauty. When he thought that the other party was the leader of some gang, he thought that everything was just a cloud, and it was more important to save his life.

In the end, it turns out that the police are handling the case, which would be embarrassing.

But no matter how ambiguous the situation seemed, it didn't look like he was handling a case. How could a case be handled by pressing someone on the car?

Although the little green hair was very confused, he didn't dare to ask any more questions.

Zhang Yifan educated Little Green Hair and the others before letting them go, and also asked those who were present to take photos and videos to delete the photos and videos.

After the farce ended, Zhang Yifan returned to the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator and drove towards his apartment without saying a word.

On the way, Gao Wen looked at Zhang Yifan who was feeling depressed and silent, and unconsciously leaned towards the car door.

This man gets angry no matter how angry he is, and he is still so scary when he is angry. I really don’t know how his subordinates survived under his hands.

In the end, Gawain couldn't help but ask, "Why did my father let you come to me?"

After waiting for a while, Gao Wen saw that Zhang Yifan was just staring ahead intently and had no intention of answering his question, so he asked tentatively, "Captain Zhang, where are we going? It's not like going back to my home." The road."

"Captain Zhang?"

"open..."

Zhang Yifan had a headache when he asked, "Shut up, it's so noisy, can you be quiet?"

Gawain was speechless. "I only said three sentences. What was the quarrel about? Besides, you didn't reply to me. If you had told me, I wouldn't have asked."

Zhang Yifan suddenly stepped on the brakes and the car came to a sudden stop.

"You are sick! Why do you always hit the brakes suddenly?" Gao Wen patted his chest with lingering fear. If he hadn't been wearing a seat belt, he would have been thrown out long ago.

Zhang Yifan looked at Gao Wen and warned him word by word: "If you say one more word, I will throw you into the lake to feed the fish!"

Zhang Yifan needed to pass a bridge on his way home. At this moment, he happened to drive his car to the center of the bridge. The lake under the bridge was unfathomable.

Gawain subconsciously glanced out of the car window and saw that under the hazy moonlight, the lake under the bridge was so dark that he couldn't see clearly at all.

No car had passed by on the bridge for a long time, and their car was the only one parked there alone.

Gawain swallowed hard, curled up and leaned against the car door, "Killing... murder is illegal."

Not only that, Gawain also touched the door handle with both hands quietly, intending to escape, but the car door was locked and he couldn't open it after trying several times.

Zhang Yifan looked at Gao Wen's movements and his eyebrows jumped again and again, "If you make trouble again, I will really throw you down. Sit tight!"

When Gawain heard this, he immediately sat up straight as a pine tree and did not dare to say anything more on the way.

After returning to the apartment, Zhang Yifan dug out a bathrobe and threw it to Gao Wen and said, "Go take a shower."

Gawain reached out and pulled off the bathrobe covering his face, and gave a middle finger to the man who was sitting on the sofa smoking with his back to him. Unexpectedly, he was caught by Zhang Yifan who turned around.

Gawain immediately retracted his hand angrily, pretended that nothing happened, and turned around to go to the bathroom.

After coming out of the shower, Gawain, wearing a loose bathrobe, asked Zhang Yifan, "Where should I sleep?"

Zhang Yifan flipped through the book in his hand without raising his head and said: "The first room on the left."

"Oh." Gawain responded, turned around and went back to his room to sleep.

After about half an hour, Gawain felt the bed sinking in a daze, and then something got into the quilt.

"Huahua, you are naughty, and you got into my bed again." Gao Wen said vaguely, and then he came over and hugged Zhang Yifan, who had just laid down, like an octopus. His hands were not honest. Touch here and rub there.

Zhang Yifan, who was suddenly hugged by Gawain, felt that the person next to him was naked, as if he had been struck by lightning, his whole body became stiff and unable to move.

Not only that, there was also a hand that kept making trouble on him, and that hand was getting more and more excessive.

The veins on Zhang Yifan's forehead throbbed and he shouted unbearably, "Gawain! Do you want to die? Get out of here!"

Gawain was having a sweet dream when he was suddenly awakened by this roar, "What's wrong? What's wrong!"

As the lights in the room were turned on, a burst of dazzling white light hit, and Gawain opened his sleepy eyes.

In an instant, the four eyes met.

---The air solidified instantly---

Gawain: "......"

Zhang Yifan: "......"

Gao Wen noticed Zhang Yifan's gaze and looked down at himself, unable to see even an inch of his face. An indescribable awkward atmosphere filled the air.

"You...why are you here!" Gawain pulled up the quilt and covered his important parts.