Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Chapter 66 The Blue Army was furious and must capture those 4 mice alive

bang bang bang...

After a burst of gunfire, red smoke suddenly appeared on the Blue Splatoon.

Smoke detectors are not only found on helmets, but also on the body.

Once the drill begins, it must be worn at all times, otherwise it is a violation.

Even if you are eating, sleeping or going to the toilet, you are not allowed to take it off.

Looking at the red smoke rising in the darkness, Lin Hui chuckled: "It's so fucking spectacular!"

Click!

Wang Yong put on a new magazine and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Who else is there?"

"There's your grandma!" Lin Hui kicked him: "Finish the rest and then show off! Take out the grenades, and I will take you to find the joy of exploding shit in your childhood!"

"okay!"

The three of them laughed mischievously, "It's time to explode!"

A dozen practice grenades were thrown out.

Boom boom boom...

The force of the grenade explosion caused cakes to fly all over the sky, and then a yellow rain began to fall from the sky.

"Fuck! It's shit!"

"Everyone, please bow your head and don't open your mouth!"

"Damn it, don't put poison in the shit, vomit..."

The soldiers who were fleeing from the blue army were startled, quickly lowered their heads and shut their mouths tightly.

Let the cold yellow rain pat you randomly on your body.

A few who were unlucky were knocked out by the air wave when the grenade exploded.

With her butt stuck out and her face on the ground, she did a flat-sand-falling-goose pose.

There were cries, screams, and vomiting all at once.

When they looked up again, there was no trace of Lin Hui and others in front of them.

"Damn, where are those people?"

"Ran!"

The major's face was all confused, and he roared angrily: "Fuck you, I'm bastardizing your ancestors for eighteen generations, you bunch of wicked things! Let me catch you, I will definitely skin you, vomit, it stinks …”

Hearing the roar behind them, Lin Hui and the others laughed and ran away faster.

They don't want to be forcefully irrigated.

boom!

Opening the door, several people jumped into a jeep at the same time.

Chen Erhu's face turned red with excitement: "This battle reminds me of how I used firecrackers to blow up latrines when I was a kid."

Wang Yong slapped him on the head: "It's like you've exploded!"

He looked at Lin Hui and urged: "Brother Hui, drive quickly, if these guys chase us, they will definitely kill us!"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Don't panic, these guys will definitely not be able to stand up if they don't stand up for more than ten minutes. Even if they stand up, they are all soft-footed shrimps. If we catch up, we will have run away."

Wang Yong chuckled: "That's good, that's good. Let's go, this time it's really fun!"

"Ah."

Lin Hui nodded but didn't move.

Wang Yong was suspicious: "Brother Hui, why don't you move?"

Xu Da also looked at him curiously: "What are you thinking about if you haven't driven yet? If you don't move, when they move, we will be passive!"

Lin Hui touched the steering wheel with both hands, feeling a little embarrassed: "I've only driven automatic transmission, not manual transmission. I can't."

In his last life, he was just a social worker. He relied on subways and buses to commute, and he didn't have a car or a driver's license.

The original owner did have a driver's license, but he had an automatic transmission.

A car with a manual transmission will not drive at all.

Especially how to press the clutch and how to engage the gears, he was confused as to how to press the clutch.

Because of this, all the sports cars at home have automatic transmissions...

Xu Da was convinced: "You can't drive and you come up and sit in the driver's seat? Get out of the way!"

Lin Hui smiled awkwardly, who said you must be able to drive a manual transmission?

Automatic transmission is so easy, why learn a manual thing?

He got off the car and came to Xu Da's side.

Xu Da stared: "What are you looking at me for?"

Lin Hui: "Are you driving?"

Xu Da suddenly blushed: "Neither can I!"

The three people said in unison: "Fuck!"

Lin Hui was speechless: "Squad leader, you've been doing this for a long time, but you still don't know how to do it? You're not an eight-year veteran. Driving a car should be a trivial matter to you, right?"

Xu Da rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, who stipulates that a soldier must be able to drive? I haven't even passed the driver's license test!"

Lin Hui was speechless. After all, I know how to drive an automatic transmission, but you can't even drive a car.

How did you become the squad leader?

You must criticize well!

He turned to look at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu: "Which one of you knows?"

Chen Erhu quickly shook his head: "I have driven a car before, but it was just a tricycle..."

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Why the hell didn't you say you knew how to drive a tractor?"

Chen Erhu scratched his head and chuckled.

Wang Yong is quite positive: "Although I haven't passed the driver's license test, I was in the game arcade and the car was able to slip away until it took off. If you are not afraid of death, I am willing to give it a try, but if you crash the car, don't worry if anything happens." Blame me!”

Lin Hui glared at him: "Get lost!"

Among the four co-authors, no one can open it?

He simply jumped out of the car and said: "Okay, okay, everyone, come on down. Why are you getting in if you don't know how to drive? We'd better rely on Route [-]."

Chen Erhu was curious: "Eleventh Road? Are there any buses here?"

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid? The eleventh road is just two legs!"

Several people got out of the car.

Following Lin Hui, they conducted another sweep in the camp.

Looking at the various items in the weapons warehouse, he rubbed his hands: "Don't be polite, everyone, take whatever you have. Today is 0 yuan shopping, take as much as you can!"

The other three people's faces were all red and they started to sweep happily.

Explosives, ammunition, grenades, individual soldier rations, whatever you have.

After all the looting was completed, they evacuated with satisfaction.

Soon he rushed out of the camp from the other side and came to a forest.

The cold wind blew and everyone shivered.

But it was impossible to conceal their passionate and excited mood.

Chen Erhu asked excitedly: "Brother Hui, brother Hui, we just carried a battalion of the Blue Army. Is this a great achievement?"

Lin Hui nodded: "It's necessary!"

Wang Yong asked curiously: "Will there be any rewards?"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Of course. The four of us killed each other's entire battalion. I guess each of us won't be able to escape with a second-class skill!"

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu happily hugged each other and jumped up and down: "Second-class merit, second-class merit, we also have second-class merit! If we feed pigs at the base, we will have no hope of feeding them for the rest of our lives!"

Xu Da next to him was so excited that he almost burst into tears.

If he could achieve second-class merit, he would really be able to stay this time.

Lin Hui looked at them: "Okay, okay, don't get too proud yet. I'm just making a guess. Whether I can get it or not will have to wait until the exercise is over."

"Then what are you waiting for? It should be over quickly?" Wang Yong urged.

"What's the end?" Lin Hui was stunned.

Wang Yong chuckled and said, "Brother Hui, didn't you just say you'd wait for the exercise to end? Let's take a knife and wipe it on the neck. Wouldn't it be over?"

Chen Erhu slapped his head: "Yes! Why didn't I think of that? As soon as the exercise is over, we will have second-class merit, so let's commit suicide collectively!"

Lin Hui almost vomited blood.

Is this how you understand it?

He looked at Xu Da, dumbfounded: "Squad leader, look, these are the soldiers you brought out!"

Xu Da immediately took a step back: "It has nothing to do with me. I only took care of them for three months. They are your brothers. It's up to you."

Seeing the disgust on their faces, Wang Yong was a little confused: "What's wrong? Am I wrong?"

"Of course it's not right!" Lin Hui glared at him: "Suicide? What do you think!"

"Those people were injured and couldn't retreat, so they died together with the enemy. They were heroes, but you guys are calling me bears! When you get out, don't say you know me. It's so embarrassing!"

Wang Yong smiled awkwardly: "Well... this is not my first time participating in an exercise, am I inexperienced? What should we do next?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "Keep doing it! The bigger you do it, the more enemies you can eliminate, the better. By then, maybe it will not be second-class merit, but first-class merit."

First class merit?

I go! This is something they never dreamed of!

Wang Yong was excited: "If I get first-class merit, I won't be driving screws in an electronics factory when I go back! Maybe I can work in a government agency!"

Chen Erhu's eyes shone: "If I get first-class merit, after I go back, girls from all over the country will definitely line up to go on a blind date with me, and all the girls in the village will call me Brother Tiger!"

Xu Da was also extremely excited!

If you get first-class merit, let alone stay in the team, you will be guaranteed to be promoted.

Even if he doesn't have enough education, it's definitely not a problem.

Seeing the excited expressions of the three of them, Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Since you want to make contributions, don't stay in a daze. Let's go and fight another wave of Blue Army!"

"Go! Fuck you!"

The three of them roared together, followed Lin Hui into the woods, and disappeared.

……

An hour later, the Blue Army headquarters.

Jiang Yunlong, commander of the Blue Army, looked at the battle map with a smile on his face: "The 602 only has the last two crippled regiments left. I want to see how long they can hold on?"

The chief of staff said with a smile: "They are all at the end of their efforts and will not last long."

Jiang Yunlong turned to look at him: "When can all our troops be assembled?"

Chief of Staff: "We can launch a general offensive at any time by noon tomorrow at the latest!"

"very good!"

Jiang Yunlong slammed his fist on the table: "Tomorrow at noon, we will let the old boy named Lu from 602 take a good look at how backward their tactics are!"

"report!"

Just then, an officer rushed in from outside.

Jiang Yunlong raised his head and laughed: "Look, the good news is here again!"

The officer was a little embarrassed: "Reporting to the chief, we just received news that our subordinate missile synthesis battalion has been completely wiped out."

Everyone's smiles instantly froze, and Jiang Yunlong's face instantly turned ugly: "How is this possible?"

"it is true."

The chief of staff asked anxiously: "The missile synthesis battalion is in the rear. It is so far away, and the red side has been crippled by us. There is no way to send extra troops. How did they annihilate their entire army?"

The officer shook his head: "I don't know the specific reason. I heard that four Red Party spies sneaked into the camp and put laxatives in their meals. Those few people took advantage of everyone's diarrhea and shot them all to death. .”

"It is said that..."

"Supposedly what?"

"It is said that the scene at that time was really tragic. When the bodies were collected, they were all vomited."

Everyone gasped instantly.

This picture is really interesting.

They could even imagine a group of people squatting on the ground and crackling.

A scene of grenades exploding and sending yellow rain flying all over the sky.

Many people even die without being able to pull up their pants...

Jiang Yunlong smashed his fist on the table: "What a bastard! The people on the red side are so shameless. They drugged their food and carried out sneak attacks while our people were pooping. They had no sense of martial ethics and died like this." Frustrated!"

The chief of staff smiled awkwardly: We asked the special forces to help, and it seemed a bit unethical to conduct a sneak attack before the exercise started...

"Find!"

Jiang Yunlong said angrily: "Even if I dig three feet into the ground, I still have to find all these stinky rats. I have to make them pay the price!"

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