Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Let's eat, let's eat!"

Lin Hui shouted.

The whole camp suddenly became restless, and there were footsteps everywhere.

Chen Erhu quietly picked up a piece of braised pork, and just as he was about to put it in his mouth, Lin Hui slapped him away: "You want to be fooled!"

"Brother Hui, I'm so hungry..."

"Do your business first. When you're done, you can eat as you wish!"

Lin Hui urged: "Put the vegetables into the basin quickly, move quickly!"

The three of them immediately followed the instructions and quickly packed the vegetables into large basins.

All meals in the camp are shared.

Although the conditions in the wild are poor, this habit is still retained.

Soon, all the food was put into big basins.

Seeing a large number of figures rushing towards me in the distance, Lin Hui said seriously: "Be prepared, it depends on whether you live or die!"

The three of them swallowed hard!

This is in the enemy's camp.

As long as the slightest flaw is exposed, everything will be over!

Wang Yong asked worriedly: "Will it be seen?"

Lin Hui shook his head: "Lower the brim of your hat and retreat to a dark place. As long as you can't see your face and bury your head low enough, you'll be fine!"

The three of them quickly lowered their hat brims and retreated to the darkness, praying silently in their hearts: Don't be seen!

Soon, a long queue formed outside the shed.

Lin Hui tapped the iron basin with a large spoon and shouted in a low voice: "Everyone, line up! Eat as much as you can in order, don't waste it, whoever is there, stand still and don't jump in line!"

"it is good!"

"understood!"

Responses from the team came and went.

Wang Yong next to him quietly gave a thumbs up: "Brother Hui is awesome, you learned so much that I almost thought you had actually worked in the cafeteria!"

Lin Hui chuckled: "It's so trivial!"

He also learned it from the cooking squad leader of the Sixth Company, and he became good at it after listening too much.

At eight o'clock in the evening, everyone was so hungry that their chests were touching their backs.

All eyes were fixed on the rice bowl, and no one noticed Lin Hui or the others at all.

After finishing their meal in a hurry, they quickly found a place to squat down or eat standing.

After all, you have to deal with emergencies at any time, so just fill your stomach.

At this moment, Lin Hui's pupils shrank sharply, and he saw several officers coming towards him in the distance.

Xu Da's expression also changed: "It's over, an officer is here!"

The soldiers at the grassroots level have nothing to worry about.

But officers will definitely notice them.

The secret will be revealed when the time comes.

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu immediately panicked: "What should I do, Brother Hui? The secret is going to be exposed!"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Don't panic, we are almost done with our work, it's time to retreat. Retreat!"

He waved his hand and immediately led the three of them away from behind the shed.

As soon as they left, several officers followed the scent and came over.

The leading major looked down and said, "Oh, Lao Zhou, the food today is pretty good, braised pork and roasted chicken legs, much better than lunch!"

He lowered his head and smelled it, and immediately frowned: "Huh? Why is it so confused?"

"Old Zhou, what are you burning?"

"What about people?"

The major looked around, but there was no one in the shed.

An officer next to him said with a smile: "I guess I didn't control the heat well and ran away as soon as I saw you coming because I was afraid of being scolded."

The major spat to the side: "You bastard, you actually know how to hide? Wait until you finish eating and deal with him!"

"Everyone, hurry up and eat. After you finish eating, we have to leave in the evening!"

Several officers quickly packed some food and started gobbling down random ones.

Lin Hui quietly poked his head out from behind the shed and smiled mischievously: "It seems that you two are good at craftsmanship. Each of you eats deliciously?"

"That is!"

Wang Yong looked proud: "After all, we are in the production base and are also professional pig farmers. We can get some food. It's not a big deal! Feeding pigs is the same as feeding people!"

Chen Erhu chuckled and said: "When I saw them eating, I thought of those little piglets in the pig house, which taste as delicious as their food!"

Lin Hui laughed: "Yes, yes, I wonder why this scene looks so familiar."

Xu Da next to him almost vomited blood: Are you comparing humans to pigs?

No wonder these two guys were so enthusiastic about cooking, and they were used as food together!

But this can be considered a professional counterpart!

At least it’s all food!

Lin Hui waved his hand: "Let's go, while they are eating, there is no one in the camp, let's go get some guys!"

"okay!"

The three of them laughed and immediately followed him and disappeared into the camp.

……

"Here, why is today's food so salty?"

"The meat is burnt!"

"Monitor Zhou, what do you mean? You made the food so unpalatable, did you do it on purpose?"

Everyone cursed while eating.

The major chewed a piece of meat with difficulty, like chewing brown sugar: "Damn it, today's food tastes like pig food! I will call the whole cooking team over later and let them taste it for themselves. What is it called? Toy?"

"Maybe it was too hasty?"

"What a rush!" the major yelled angrily: "Drills can be messed up? The more times like this, the more you should perform beyond your normal capabilities. Who can swallow the food when it is made like this? How can the soldiers maintain their physical strength? Are you ready for battle?"

The officer next to him nodded: "I'll catch them after dinner later. I guess they don't know where they are hiding now?"

The major snorted coldly, and just as he was about to speak, his stomach suddenly felt uncomfortable.

goo goo goo...

"No! I have to go to the bathroom, my stomach hurts!"

As soon as he stood up, the officer next to him immediately frowned: "Don't tell me, I seem to be feeling a little uncomfortable too."

"I'll go, is it such a coincidence?"

Another officer held his stomach and said, "My stomach was rumbling just now like I was in a war. I was embarrassed to say it."

At this moment, a burst of shouting suddenly came from around.

"Why does your stomach hurt?"

"No, I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, I'm going to jump out!"

For a moment, many people put down their food bowls and ran towards the outside of the barracks.

The colonel looked at the rice bowl, his eyes full of anger: "What the hell, old Zhou! What the hell are you cooking? It's not delicious, but it's also diarrhea. I'll kill him later... Oh yo yo, I can't do it anymore. It’s no longer possible…”

"Remember to get me some paper, I can't hold it in anymore!"

As he said this, he covered his butt and ran outside!

In a tent on the west side of the camp, Lin Hui and others poked their heads out of it.

I saw a large number of people running towards the outside of the camp.

Many people ran with their legs crossed.

Some voices have become high-pitched, as if they had just been castrated.

Wang Yong looked at Lin Hui and smiled: "Brother Hui, you are so damn wicked, this move is too damaging!"

Chen Erhu nodded: "That's right, why didn't you notice that Brother Hui was full of bad ideas before?"

Xu Da rolled his eyes: I had discovered it a long time ago!

Lin Hui snorted: "You don't know what you are doing. Soldiers are so deceitful! Otherwise, just a few of us, how could we defeat so many people? Besides, exercises are actual combat. They are all enemies. We must be cruel to our enemies!"

"If I didn't add it to them, it would be considered good!"

The three people jumped up in fright: This picture is so beautiful, they can't imagine it!

Xu Da was so frightened that the hairs all over his body stood up.

Fortunately, he and Lin Hui are on the same side.

Otherwise, you will be killed sooner or later.

Click!

Lin Hui loaded the bullet with a cold look on his face: "Let's go, stop looking, it's time for us to get to work!"

"Hehe, it's so damn exciting!"

The other three looked at each other and smiled evilly.

Several people were just like this, armed with guns and swaggering towards the outside!

As soon as I walked outside the barracks, I suddenly heard the sound of gunfire in the distance.

"Puff puff……"

"Oh~ it's so comfortable, so cool!"

Wang Yong pinched his nose with a look of disgust on his face: "It really stinks. What did they eat for the last meal? Why does it smell so bad?"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Does your fucking shit smell good? Stop talking nonsense and make a quick decision!"

He glanced around.

Night vision makes the surroundings appear to be daytime.

Soon, Lin Hui's eyes were fixed on a major.

He was squatting next to several officers, spraying continuously, and his facial features were distorted.

"Come on, let's start from here!"

Lin Hui carried a gun and walked over with a few people smiling.

The major was holding the toilet paper in his hand, and it hurt when he pulled it: "Old Zhou, you bastard! What did you add to the food today? Why does it look like you have taken laxatives? If you are caught later, you must put him in confinement!"

At this moment, he looked up suddenly and saw four figures coming towards him in the distance.

The major thought he was from the cooking class, and suddenly became furious: "You damn ones still know what kind of things you made today, and you..."

The next second, he was stunned.

Who are these four guys?

Wearing clothes from the cooking class but not from the cooking class?

"Who are you?"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Chief, you just ate the food we cooked. Why don't you recognize people when you take off your pants? How about it? Is the food delicious?"

The major was instantly furious, and just as he was about to speak, there was a crackling sound behind him.

His expression also became ecstatic: "Oh ho ho~"

Lin Hui pinched his nose with one hand and gave a thumbs up with the other hand: "The chief is the chief, and the pull is louder than others!"

The major was furious: "You bastards, you are from the red side!"

"Correct answer!" Lin Hui chuckled: "But there is no reward."

The major was extremely angry!

No matter how stupid he is, he still understands what's going on.

These guys must have sneaked in, knocked out the people in the cooking class, and added laxatives to the food.

"What a fool, I'll skin you in a moment, how dare you punish us like this!"

Lin Hui frowned: "Chief, what you said is wrong. Soldiers never tire of deceit! In the exercise, you are the enemy. We can add laxatives to the food, and we can add poison to it. You are all dead now!"

"Your grandma was killed in battle!"

The major was furious.

Just as he was about to pull up his pants and stand up, the gun barrel was pressed against his chest.

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Chief, please abide by the drill rules, otherwise, I will have to whip the corpse!"

The major's lungs were about to explode: "How dare you..."

Suddenly, there was a bang.

A strong rush of air hit his chest.

The major was knocked over by the force of the gunpowder and fell to the ground.

He was so angry that he jumped up and roared, not caring about the sticky stuff on his butt: "You bastard!"

But at this time, the four people had opened fire at the same time, shooting in all directions...