Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Chapter 610 Journey to the West Don’t lie to me, monkey urine is really salty

Xu Qianshan and others stared at the screen in shock, everyone's eyes were full of disbelief.

"Lin Hui!"

"To!"

Xu Qianshan looked at him in disbelief: "When did your Tiger Regiment train a group of monkeys? Are these monkey warriors?"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Chief, I didn't train them."

"But I adopted a monkey, who happens to be their monkey king. These monkeys all obey the monkey king's orders."

Everyone took a breath for a moment, and the chief of staff said in surprise: "I have seen many people who raise military dogs, and those who raise monkeys, your Tiger Regiment is definitely the only one in the entire army!"

The deputy commander nodded: "The key is to raise so many monkeys just by raising one. It's incredible!"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. The elites of the Southeast were beaten to pieces by a group of monkeys."

Lu Qingsong next to him was smiling and thinking to himself.

You should ask the Black Tiger people. They were beaten to the ground by monkeys back then.

They have a deep understanding of how powerful monkeys are.

Xu Qianshan looked at Lin Hui in surprise: "This is good, this is very good!"

"Look back, you can promote it in our southwest so that other troops can also popularize it!"

Others nodded: "The presence of these monkeys can add a lot of combat effectiveness to the troops, especially in mountainous and forested areas."

Lin Hui smiled and shook his head: "Leaders, don't be fooled by these monkeys. This is just a simple cover-up."

"Actually, those who killed Southeast were not monkeys at all. Even if there were, they were very few."

Everyone's eyes widened in surprise, and they looked at the screen and then at Lin Hui: "Didn't monkeys do this?"

Lin Hui smiled: "It's really just a cover-up. The people who really killed Southwest are my soldiers."

Everyone was shocked.

If Lin Hui hadn't mentioned it, they would have even forgotten about the dozen or so people in the Tiger Regiment.

I thought it was monkeys fighting with people from the southeast.

The chief of staff rushed to the monitor and almost put his eyes on it to see.

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Leader, don't look, you can't find them. They have been camouflaged. They may be a tree, a shrub, or they may be hidden in the grass."

"Don't say you can't find them here. Even if you go to the scene, you may not be able to find them."

Everyone was shocked beyond description.

Everyone in the Tiger Group snickered.

Now they finally understood why Lin Hui dared to let Jiang Liang have sex.

Emotions are achieved by using the tiger group's super disguise skills, combined with the monkey's double act.

Who in the right mind would think of finding a group of monkeys to stage a feint attack?

Anyone who encounters him will suffer a big loss.

"That kid Jiang Liang took advantage of me!"

"If it were me, they would lose even more miserably!"

Several soldiers whispered and discussed in a low voice.

The students of the independent company were also very excited at this moment.

“I’ve learned a lot, I’ve really learned a lot!”

"Brother Hui is awesome. A tactic can be used in different ways. It can be fake or real, real or fake. It's impossible to guard against it!"

Xu Qianshan and others looked at Lin Hui with appreciation and nodded silently.

In the past, most of them had heard about Lin Hui's various achievements.

Most of the processes are understood through reports.

But this time, they could see with their own eyes how the Tiger Regiment fought.

To put it bluntly, this tactic is actually nothing, and may not even be included in military textbooks.

But he plays with people's hearts and plays with unexpected things.

Any normal person with a brain will be led into misunderstandings at the first opportunity.

Especially at the scene of the confrontation, when everyone is highly nervous, it is even harder to detect this trap.

Only those who are determined, calm and calm when faced with difficulties can see through all this.

Lin Hui made this arrangement entirely for his second brother.

Lin Fan is brave, but easily swayed by emotions.

For other people, this routine might not work, but for him, the effect is immediate.

Xu Qianshan took a deep breath and recognized Lin Hui a little more in his heart: "This boy definitely has the appearance of a general!"

……

shhhhhh!

Ten wooden sticks were thrown from all directions.

Bang bang bang!

Ten people were knocked directly to the ground.

But their attention was all overhead.

Because at this moment, dozens of monkeys have gathered above the head.

The monkeys were swinging in the trees and hitting them with sticks.

The men of the Tiger Group were perfectly concealed by the fake moves of these monkeys.

In the panic, no one from the southeast noticed it.

shhhhhh!

Jiang Liang stood on the tree and fired another crossbow arrow at the right moment.

Shooting from high to low, almost no arrows are missed.

In the blink of an eye, another twenty people from the southeast were eliminated.

Jiang Liang smiled slightly, turned behind the tree, and imitated a few bird calls below.

The seven or eight people who were ambushing below immediately and slowly retreated around.

After leaving the sight of the southeastern elite, they quickly ran down the mountain.

Jiang Liang looked down from a high position with a smile on his lips.

He turned around and slowly stuck his head out.

From a distance, Lin Fan could be seen squatting behind a tree, shouting anxiously to direct the team.

Jiang Liang licked his lips: "Second cousin, is this great gift I gave you okay?"

He chuckled and slowly raised the crossbow.

He aimed at a commanding officer and pulled the trigger hard.

"Leader, there are monkeys everywhere. Our casualties are too serious and we can't stay here any longer!"

"This is a trap. They made a trap with monkeys. If we stay here any longer, our casualties will be even more severe!"

Listening to the shouts around him, Lin Fan's eyes were full of anger.

He has all the skills, but there is nothing he can do to deal with these monkeys in the tree.

If you hit them with stones, these monkeys will dodge very quickly and you won't be able to hit them at all.

Just scare them loudly, the monkeys will scream even louder and louder than them, and they won't be driven away at all.

Lin Fan clenched his fists and said, "Is there anyone coming up from behind?"

A lieutenant bent over and ran over: "Report, there is no one behind, and there is no one behind the left and right rear."

Lin Fan frowned tightly: "Where have all the people from the Tiger Regiment gone?"

It stands to reason that since they were beaten so badly by the monkeys, it was a good time for the tiger group to make a sneak attack.

But Jiang Liang and the others didn't make any movement at all.

Could it be that they are going to have to fight the monkey to the end?

"There is a problem, there must be a problem!" Lin Fan frowned, his face gloomy.

Someone next to me asked: "Leader, what did you think of?"

Lin Fan looked at him: "I just didn't think of anything, that's why there was a problem!"

Everyone was speechless. They didn't expect you to say anything!

Lin Fan looked around and shouted angrily: "We can't stay here any longer. Everyone rush down with me."

"If my guess is correct, they should be down there. They will wait until we are almost exhausted and then attack us when we retreat!"

Everyone looked at him and thought it made sense.

If they were beaten badly here and retreated downwards, they would be ambushed by the Tiger Regiment.

Coupled with the harassment of these monkeys, I will definitely suffer heavy casualties by then.

Lin Fan was so angry that his teeth itched: "There are more and more monkeys nearby. We can't stay any longer. Get out of here!"

"If they are down there, kill them all in one go!"

"Come on, charge them all as a group!"

The order was passed on quickly.

Each team immediately jumped up from their hiding places and rushed downwards.

Jiang Liang chuckled, leaning against the tree trunk and firing crossbow arrows at different directions below.

shhhhhh...

Crossbow arrows shot out in all directions, and the elites hiding in various places were hit in the hat one after another.

Angry shouts kept coming from below, and the remaining three members of the Tiger Group began to throw the wooden sticks around them one after another with all their strength.

Those who retreated to the southeast were hit while running.

They have determined that the tiger regiment is ambushing below, and the current attack is caused by the monkeys.

So when he rushed out in a hurry, he didn't hide anything, which gave Jiang Liang a chance to shoot an arrow.

At this moment, he was hitting every target and was having a great time.

Lin Fan rushed into the crowd, watching his own people fall down one by one, his eyes were completely red: "You bastard, damn monkey, shoot, shoot at them, scare them away with the sound of the gun!"

Everyone reacted suddenly: "Yes, why don't you shoot?"

Even if the blank ammunition is useless, the gunshot alone can scare them away.

Everyone raised their guns together and pulled the triggers into the air.

"Get out!"

"Da da da da!"

"Stinky monkey, stay away!"

Gunfire rang out wildly.

Shell casings fell to the ground one after another.

Balls of flame burst out from the muzzle, and gunshots resounded throughout the forest.

The monkeys were startled at first, but soon they realized there was no threat, so they simply looked down without moving.

It's like a group of people standing on the overpass, watching the monkeys playing treasures below.

Suddenly, a monkey's butt pushed forward.

The other monkeys also followed suit, tilting their heads back and pushing their buttocks forward.

In an instant, countless amounts of yellow monkey urine fell from the sky.

Many people were caught off guard and had their faces poured over them.

"Damn it, is it raining?"

"Fart, that's monkey urine. Damn it smells so bad. Journey to the West is not going to bully me!"

"Oh my god, it splashed in my mouth!"

"These monkeys are so wicked. I curse you for giving birth to monkey cubs without little Jiji!"

The soldier below was so angry that he was beaten by the monkey and had monkey urine all over his face.

Who in the family understands this kind of humiliation?

shhhhhh!

Several more crossbow arrows fell from the sky and hit the soldiers' heads.

This made them even more angry.

What kind of monkeys are these, can they play crossbows so smoothly?

Lin Fan's eyes flashed, and he stared at the crossbow arrows on the heads of the soldiers, his heart surging like the water of the Yellow River.

"Huh? Crossbow arrows?"

"Crossbow arrows!"

"None of these monkeys are holding arrows. Damn it, how can a monkey use a crossbow? No matter how high the IQ is, it's not that high!"

Lin Fan's head was buzzing. He had already guessed something.

As a result, he was interrupted by a sudden army of monkeys and sticks falling from the sky.

It caused his brain to shut down, and he couldn't remember anything except anger for a while.

At this moment, his head slowly became brighter and he immediately looked around.

call out.

A crossbow arrow flew in front of him and hit a nearby soldier.

Lin Fan turned his head suddenly and looked towards the place where the arrow flew, his eyes widened instantly.

I saw the trunk of a tree not far away seemed to be shaking.

Jiang Liang, who was sitting on the tree, saw Lin Fan's eyes full of wisdom, staring straight at him, and his hair almost burst into tears: "Fuck, I've been discovered!"

At the same time, Lin Fan narrowed his eyes and looked carefully through the binoculars: "Your uncle, it turns out it's not the monkeys that are attacking us, it's these guys all along. We were fooled! There are people over there!"

Jiang Liang was startled when he saw Lin Fan pointing at him.

He quickly grabbed a cane prepared in advance and swung towards another tree.

When Lin Fan saw Jiang Liang trying to run away, his lungs almost exploded with anger: "You bastard, you're actually tricking us, fuck him to death!"

Da da da!

Bullets hit like raindrops.

Jiang Liang swung to another tree, slid down and immediately ran down the mountain.

The remaining soldiers of the Tiger Regiment jumped up from the ground, threw the last few sticks at the elite in the southeast, and flew down the mountain with him.

At this moment, everyone in the southeast feels like there are countless volcanoes erupting in their bodies.

After being beaten for so long, I always thought it was these damn monkeys.

After working on it for a long time, they were kept in the dark and played like idiots.

It turns out that it was always members of the Tiger Regiment who attacked them.

Lin Fan was furious and spitting wildly: "It's too much to bully others. Do you think I can be bullied at will? Just kill them!"

"Kill!" All the elites in the southeast roared and rushed down the mountain.

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