Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"What's going on? Why didn't you move?"

An officer came running over, hunched over.

"Report" a non-commissioned officer pointed at the two people and said: "They were eliminated by the monkeys!"

"What?" The officer was dumbfounded: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey? Can a monkey eliminate them?"

A second lieutenant next to him smiled bitterly: "The report is true, look."

He took out the stick and the arrowless crossbow.

The two unlucky guys just smiled and took off their helmets.

The officer glanced at the eyes and crossbows, then at their helmets, and his eyes widened.

He knew very well that this was confrontation.

If not fighting, the sticks would be sharpened and the crossbows would have arrowheads.

Just these two hits were enough to headshot those two soldiers.

Even if it doesn't hit the head, it's enough to penetrate the body and cause serious injuries.

During a battle, if a soldier is seriously injured, at least two soldiers are needed to carry him away.

It will be even more troublesome then.

The officer's face was filled with astonishment: "Did a monkey hit this thing?"

Others pointed to the tree and kept nodding: "Yes, yes, they are the only ones who have been shouting there for a long time!"

Sure enough, two monkeys showed their teeth and yelled in the tree, holding sticks in their hands.

The officer's eyes almost popped out of his head: "Is it really a monkey that fucked you up?"

Then, he suddenly realized: "No, monkeys can also use crossbows?"

Everyone looked at each other in confusion.

If a monkey can use crossbows, wouldn't he become a monkey?

Just when they couldn't figure it out, suddenly there was another scream in the distance, and another soldier fell heavily to the ground.

"What's going on?" Everyone immediately turned around and looked.

One soldier grimaced in pain: "A monkey attacked me and hit me in the back with something. It hurts like hell."

Everyone looked over immediately and saw a wooden stick lying on the ground.

This soldier also has a black mark on his back.

The officer twitched his lips and looked around: "Are there any monkeys? Don't they only have one monkey?"

The surrounding soldiers all became nervous: "Leader, what should we do? Will we fall into a monkey's nest?"

It's okay to deal with humans, but how to deal with monkeys?

The officer was also confused.

They only used practice ammunition and did not bring live ammunition.

Moreover, even if they brought live ammunition, they would not dare to take action.

Monkeys are protected animals by the state. If you kill a monkey, you will not only have to take off your military uniform, but you will also have to sit in jail.

The officer lowered his voice: "Back off, everyone, step back. I'm going to ask for permission first."

"Yes!" Everyone stepped back cautiously.

The three soldiers asked angrily: "What about us?"

The officer glared at them: "You have been eliminated, go aside and stay out of the way!"

The other soldiers waved their hands and retreated quickly.

The three unlucky guys made a sad face and walked away with their hats.

Everyone's face was full of grievance: "Damn it, just forget it if you are killed by someone, but you are killed by a monkey. It's so damn embarrassing!"

The officer quickly ran to the rear, where Lin Fan and others were waiting anxiously: "What's going on in the front?"

The officer said with a sad face: "We were attacked by several monkeys, and three of them were killed."

Everyone looked in disbelief, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Are you sure it's a monkey, not a human?" Lin Fan looked at him like an idiot.

The officer nodded vigorously: "I'm sure, it's the monkey. I've checked all around, and there's no one there!"

Lin Fan felt that his world view had been refreshed, and half of his face kept twitching: "The Tiger Corps did not train tigers, but monkeys? Did they train all the monkeys to become masters?"

An officer next to him slapped himself hard: "It still hurts. It seems you weren't dreaming?"

Someone said in shock: "It seems that monkey is really useful. Leader, what should we do now?"

Everyone looked at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan squinted his eyes, pretending to be deep in thought.

But my heart has already turned upside down.

We don’t know how to deal with monkeys, so neither can he?

I have learned tactics for so many years, and they are all used to deal with the enemy. The focus is on personal characters.

How to fight this monkey?

Lin Fan was so anxious that he almost scratched his head.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in front: "The monkeys attacked us again, and someone was knocked down again!"

Everyone looked at Lin Fan again, with helplessness written all over their faces.

Lin Fan clenched his fists: "Grandma, you're a bear. Before the confrontation even started, a few of us were killed by monkeys. If the monkeys killed twenty of us, would we have the nerve to go back?"

"They all obeyed my orders. If they saw monkeys, they would hit me with stones to scare them and drive them away."

"The troops in the front continue to advance, while those behind are responsible for stoning them. The formation cannot be disrupted."

"The people from the Tiger Regiment must be hiding somewhere to watch our jokes. They must be nearby. As soon as you find them, focus your fire and kill them!"

"Yes!" Everyone was filled with murderous intent.

Before even seeing the tiger group, four of them were killed by monkeys.

This has aroused anger in their hearts.

The order was quickly passed on and the team moved on.

The more than 30 people in front ignored the monkeys in the trees and continued to move forward.

The people behind picked up stones and threw them hard against the tree.

"Fuck off!"

"Go back and eat bananas, get away as far as you want!"

"Smelly monkey, eat shit!"

The two monkeys were smashed and screamed wildly.

Covering his head, he ran away quickly along the tree.

Seeing the monkey fleeing hastily, a group of people laughed mischievously: "Monkeys are monkeys, I ask you to fight with grandpa, don't run away if you have the guts, or eat another stone from me..."

Bang it!

This guy was hit hard in the head by a crossbow arrow.

The huge inertia pushed him to sit on the ground.

The people around him were all stunned. They quickly squatted on the ground and looked around nervously.

"And monkeys?"

"They must be hiding, they must be hiding in the trees!"

Everyone looked towards the surrounding trees.

At this moment, Jiang Liang, who had just finished shooting, immediately hid behind a tree and loaded another crossbow with a smile.

He looked down. Many people from the southeast glanced over here, but they didn't see him standing in front of them.

Jiang Liang tried his best to hold back his laughter, and couldn't help but praise in his heart: "Cousin, cousin, you really can think of such wicked ways."

"These idiots were all confused. They all thought it was monkeys who did it. Who knew it was us who did it?"

He slowly raised the crossbow, preparing to attack again.

At this moment, the three cooks lying nearby looked for the right opportunity.

Throw three wooden sticks with all your strength.

As soon as he threw it out, he immediately fell to the ground.

Using its hands and feet, it slowly wriggled backwards through the grass like a swimming snake.

Bang bang bang!

Three muffled sounds.

The three leading soldiers in the southeast were hit in the chest, back, and head respectively.

He hit them so hard that they sat on the ground, so painful that they shed tears.

One of the soldiers covered his chest and hissed, gasping: "Is this King Kong? He's so strong?"

"Damn it, where are these monkeys?" A soldier angrily opened fire in all directions.

Da da da……

The long grass nearby was beaten loudly, but there was no movement at all.

"Don't fire!"

At this time, Lin Fan and his men ran over quickly from behind.

When they were about to get close, they either quickly crouched down or lay down.

"It's not a monkey at all, it must have been hit by a human!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard Lin Fan's cold words.

One soldier asked in confusion: "But we only saw monkeys, but no people?"

Lin Fan snorted coldly: "Can they train one or two monkeys? Can they train so many? It's impossible! They must be hiding somewhere, the monkeys are just a cover-up!"

Everyone suddenly understood, and anger burst out from their eyes: "You bastard, you are so wicked. Come out if you have the guts, don't hide behind the monkey!"

No matter how much they shouted, there was still no response.

It was as quiet as a cemetery.

Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "Stop shouting, we need to calm down now!"

He pointed at a dozen people and said: "You search to the left, you search to the right, and find them for me!"

He pointed several times and the team quickly dispersed, forming a circle.

Taking this as the center, it immediately dispersed to the surrounding areas.

Jiang Liang smiled coldly from the tree: "Second cousin, your brain is pretty good. How can you see through it so quickly?"

"But it's a pity that no matter how good your brain is, it can't be as good as the combined brains of my third cousin and me!"

He looked into the distance and saw a dozen monkeys swinging from the branches and coming quickly towards this side.

Jiang Liang chuckled and slowly raised the crossbow.

Chirp wow wow...

A burst of monkey chirping filled the sky.

The people who were searching in the southeast all raised their heads in shock.

I saw dozens of monkeys swinging over and throwing sticks at them.

"Fuck, it's a monkey! Get down!"

With a shout, everyone immediately fell down.

At this moment, Jiang Liang immediately raised his crossbow and fired at a soldier.

Then he quickly loaded another arrow and shot it out.

Several soldiers from the cooking squad who were in ambush also took advantage of their distraction and threw a wooden stick in that direction.

Then it quickly retreated backwards like a snake.

Bang bang bang!

The sticks dropped by the monkeys were scattered everywhere.

Only one or two hit the soldiers in the southeast, but the damage was not great.

But Jiang Liang's crossbow arrows and the wooden sticks thrown by the ten cooking soldiers were extremely accurate, hitting the vital point directly.

Twelve soldiers from the southeast fell in response.

Everyone had a black mark on their body, which was so painful that their teeth turned out.

The people in the southeast came from different armies and were not very familiar with each other.

So the team suddenly became chaotic.

Everyone is looking for a place to hide and avoid monkey attacks.

No one noticed at all. In fact, it was the Tiger Regiment who hid in the dark and attacked them while their attention was attracted.

Lin Fan looked at the large group of monkeys in the tree in shock, and his entire outlook was shaken.

There was fire in his eyes: "Lin Hui, you bitch really trained so many monkeys?"

"Report!" Someone shouted anxiously: "Fourteen more of us have been hit!"

Lin Fan's head immediately buzzed.

Fourteen people plus the previous ones, the number of casualties has exceeded twenty!

Thinking of his previous arrogance, he vowed to Lin Hui that if more than twenty people were defeated, he would lose.

He felt a burning pain on his face.

At this moment, if we lose to Jiang Liang and the others, I will feel a little better.

But before seeing anyone, more than 20 of them were killed by monkeys.

Who can I replace, who can bear it?

He now wants to dig a hole and bury himself!

Lin Fan clenched his fists and his facial features were distorted with anger: "The third child bullied me, the older cousin bullied me, and now even a monkey can bully me? How fucking unreasonable is that!"