Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Hey hey hey hey..."

Everyone covered their mouths and tried their best to hold back laughter.

But when I saw the clothes of each soldier, some were wearing underwear, and some had hoods tied on their heads.

What's even funnier is Zhang Shaojie, who puts stockings on his face. A gust of wind blows, and the two stocking tubes on his head are flying in the wind.

We all have received professional training and generally don't laugh, but I really can't help it...

Lin Hui took two steps back with a smile: "Isn't that great... Look how perfect you are. You guys look like this now. It's quite scary to see you in broad daylight."

Everyone laughed and nodded along.

"Isn't that right? A lunatic will be scared when he sees you."

"The pervert is covering your butts when he sees you."

"Ha ha ha ha...."

Everyone laughed happily.

Zhang Shaojie grimaced: "Brigadier, you finally came out to perform a mission, please stop playing with us..."

"Yes, brigade commander." Zhou Zihan, squad leader of the first battalion, looked aggrieved: "You used to be exposed to bullets, how come you are so dishonest when you come here?"

A soldier cried sadly: "Brigade commander, this is the first actual combat mission in our lives. If you do this, it will leave a psychological shadow on me for the rest of my life..."

Another soldier said aggrievedly: "If I brag to my descendants in the future, how should I brag? I'm running around the enemy's camp with my stockings on and my butt naked. Am I bragging or shameless?" Even my ancestral grave cannot accommodate me..."

puff puff!

All the soldiers around laughed, and then covered their mouths with both hands crazily.

Fortunately, the enemy camp is now lively and no one would care about them, otherwise they would not dare to be so unscrupulous.

Lin Hui coughed and said with a serious face: "There are several types of tasks to carry out. Didn't our ancient art of war say that the best way is to defeat the enemy without fighting, and the worst way is to use force?"

"You can intimidate the enemy without firing a single shot. This is the top-notch, fully-equipped mission for you."

"Compared to those who came out with a hail of bullets, I don't know how many times stronger it is!"

Everyone suppressed laughter and nodded desperately.

"Yes, yes, the brigade commander is right."

Zhou Zihan said with a bitter face: "I would rather go into a hail of bullets and be shot to death..."

"Okay, that's it." Lin Hui said coldly: "In order to complete the task smoothly, stop talking nonsense."

Zhang Shaojie and others were speechless, and tears were about to flow out.

Lin Hui cleared his throat, looked at everyone and said seriously: "They did what happened today in order to successfully complete the mission."

"Everyone has made it clear to me that after the mission is over, we are not allowed to discuss any details of the mission, nor are we allowed to spread the mission content."

"A hero must look like a hero. If you are awesome, you must brag louder. Do you understand?"

"Yes!" Everyone nodded.

The faces of Zhang Shaojie and others immediately showed joy again.

"How's it going? Is it okay now?" Lin Hui stared at them: "When you go back, you can brag about your awesomeness as much as you want, just don't brag too much."

"Anyway, this mission is your top priority, okay?"

Zhang Shaojie and others suddenly beamed with joy: "Brigadier Commander, look at what you said, aren't we all performing tasks? We don't necessarily have to brag."

"That's right." Zhou Zihan said with a smile on his face: "This is good, but the smell is a bit strong. Now my nose is filled with the smell of seafood..."

Lin Hui clapped his hands and everyone immediately shut up.

He looked at the enemy camp, and then a smile appeared on his lips: "Get ready for action."

Then with a wave of his hand, the two teams immediately and quietly sneaked toward the enemy camp.

As time goes by, armies from developed countries around the world can enjoy the same treatment as in camps when they are stationed in the wild.

The most powerful ugly army, during World War II, allowed soldiers to drink Coca-Cola, smoke cigarettes, and even eat ice cream and chicken legs every day anywhere in the world until they vomited.

Nowadays, strong logistics capabilities are even more luxurious.

Not to mention the Chou Kingdom army, even the Yan Kingdom army can get the same treatment in the wild as in the camp.

Even when the drill simulates a tense situation on the front line, the meals delivered to the front line are still steaming hot, and there are warm water showers at night.

But the monkey army's camp seemed much shabby, and there was a rancid smell everywhere.

The soldiers did not wash up. After pooping and peeing, they went directly into the tent to take off their clothes and sleep.

Only a few officers and a few troops had the right to take a shower at night.

There is no way, the logistics are not strong enough, and the conditions are too bad, so this is the only way.

"Hey, tell me, are those girls today in particularly good shape?" A soldier was lying on the ground, his eyes full of admiration.

A soldier next to him asked with a smile: "Which chicks are you asking about? There are several chicks here today, and I think they are all pretty good."

"They are those girls wearing stars and stripes." The soldier licked his lips: "They are so bulging and big, they remind me of my sister-in-law..."

Several soldiers around him immediately laughed: "There's something wrong with you, kid. Why do you think of your sister-in-law when you see a beautiful woman?"

The soldier said without shame: "My biggest dream in this life is to marry a woman like my sister-in-law."

"My sister-in-law is really great, but my brother's health is not good. If one day he dies, then I will marry my sister-in-law."

Everyone laughed again: "If your brother finds out, he will definitely castrate you."

The soldier chuckled and was about to speak when he suddenly froze.

"What do you think that is?"

Everyone immediately looked in the direction of his finger.

But there was nothing outside the tent.

"Why are you so surprised?"

"There's nothing there, don't scare yourself."

Everyone complained for a while.

The monkey soldier's eyes twitched: "I just saw...ah, it's him!"

Everyone immediately looked in the direction of his finger and saw a long-haired head floating in the air, swinging around in front of their eyes.

Everyone was so frightened that they hugged each other and screamed.

"Ah... female ghost!"

In the tent on the other side, a dozen monkey soldiers were all sitting on the ground, eyes closed and waving their right hands desperately with ecstasy on their faces.

The air was filled with the smell of protein.

"Quick, quick, quick, someone give me some strength." A monkey soldier shouted with a twisted look on his face.

"Tell me, which girl's figure is today..."

"I want it too, I want it too, someone can tell me, tell me, give me some motivation."

"Tell me, I'm at a critical moment, hurry up, hurry up, I can't stop my hands."

At this moment, a soldier suddenly felt an extra hand on his shoulder.

He said with an intoxicated look on his face: "You can also use your hands, just go down a little and help me out."

At this moment, there was another hand, sliding towards him.

The monkey soldier's face was full of intoxication, but the next second, he screamed, and the two lychees were suddenly pulled up hard, like rubber bands, and stretched out a long way.

Then it bounced back with a "bang", and he jumped up with an "ouch" in pain.

"Let you help, you..."

Suddenly, his voice stopped suddenly, and his whole face became extremely frightened.

The other monkey soldiers also opened their eyes, and suddenly saw two humanoid figures whose entire bodies were completely black, standing in the middle of them.

Long hair, red tongue, and two sticks dangling in the air.

This weird shape made everyone's hair stand on end with fear.

"Hey Hey...."

The two black figures suddenly laughed.

"what....."

All the monkey soldiers were so frightened that they burst into tears. Kun almost shrank in and rushed out collectively.

At the same time, Wu Tong was sitting on a chair in the tent, humming a tune with a proud look on his face.

The officers and soldiers of the two divisions were quite satisfied today. After all, they shouted long live to themselves many times during the break in the performance.

He smiled cheerfully: "He has secured the military morale of these two divisions. Coupled with the original division, a total of three divisions, he is confident that he can win the mountains ahead."

"As long as he takes over this mountain, it will be easy for him to enter the center of power."

Suddenly, a dark shadow flashed outside the tent.

Wu Yi was stunned and put down his crossed legs: "Who is it?"

At this moment, black shadows suddenly flew past one after another on the left and right sides.

Moreover, these black shadows are particularly strange, as if there is a long tail behind them.

Wu Tong jumped up in fright: "What is it?"

At this moment, the tent suddenly opened and a soldier rushed in.

Wu Tong was so frightened that he immediately backed away: "What are you doing?"

The soldier was also startled, but immediately said: "The general is in trouble, there is a ghost in the camp!"

"Ah?" Wu Tong's eyes almost popped out of his head, and cold sweat instantly soaked his back.

What he saw just now... was it a ghost?