Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 1528: I’m lost, why is this different from what I imagined?
At the end of the performance, the soldiers dispersed towards their barracks with unsatisfied emotions.
The dazzling stage soon became desolate, leaving only the staff cleaning up the mess.
The two originally quiet parks suddenly became lively.
This day's performance added a lot of fun to the monkey soldiers whose living conditions were already poor.
After all, when they are soldiers or ordinary people at home, they cannot see such an exciting show tonight.
There is no way, the living conditions are so bad, I have to work from dawn to dusk every day to make a living.
If only they could have followed Big Brother next door a few decades ago, just like they did in the past thousand years, following Big Brother's footsteps.
I can’t say how good my life is now, but it will be relatively smooth.
But they are just fooled by lard, and they insist on fighting with the big brother around them to the end.
As a result, the current economy has plummeted and people's living standards are extremely low.
There was no entertainment on weekdays, so Wu Tong organized such a party to boost morale.
Allowing soldiers to see things that are difficult to see on a daily basis is very useful for improving morale.
At this moment, dozens of black shadows rushed to the back of the stage.
There was a row of cars parked here and dozens of tents set up, with guards guarding the surrounding area.
This is where the performers live temporarily.
Wu Tong arranged two days of performances, and there is another day tomorrow, so the performers have to finish tomorrow before they can leave the camp.
The shadows quickly got into the camp, and after a while, they slipped out quietly under the eyes of the guards.
"Hey...why does this dress smell so bad?"
Zhang Shaojie smelled the green skirt in his hand and suddenly looked disgusted.
"I thought the clothes worn by beautiful women would have body fragrance..."
A soldier next to him had an even bitter look on his face: "Damn it, these stockings smell even worse, especially the part of the stockings... I'm sorry, are these for seafood?"
"Wow... ugh..."
The faces of the group of people all showed disgust.
Lin Hui just sent them to sneak in here and steal some performers' clothes.
They came in high spirits, after all, they were a group of naked old men.
Doing this kind of thing can be as exciting as you want, and as exciting as you want.
They have legitimately done countless things that perverts want to do but cannot.
This is also an important and glorious moment in life.
But now, they dislike it as much as they want.
Who would have thought that a group of girls who dress up coquettishly and look pretty good would wear such rubbish!
Hong Minghui snorted: "Look at you, what are you holding? The brigade commander asked you to take some performers' clothes to scare these monkey soldiers."
"It's better for you, you only took the lower body. I danced hard all day, sweated so much, peed so much, and didn't even take a shower. How can it not smell?"
Zhang Shaojie scratched his head: "We would like to get the upper body, but it is worn on the body, so we can't get it..."
A squad leader touched his chin: "Actually, you can take it off after they fall asleep, but the ones they use are made of cotton. My grandma used them at that time. They are not very soft..."
"It's completely different from those in our country, such as ancient and modern times, and it's useless..."
"Yes, yes, yes." Others nodded together.
Hong Minghui rolled his eyes angrily, and said in a low voice with anger: "You just took off your clothes, you are not really perverts!"
He took a deep breath and said, "Go in again and bring me something else. Don't just take off your body."
Everyone nodded helplessly, and after waiting for twenty minutes, they sneaked into the camp again.
Anyway, the two monkey soldier camps are still lively and noisy, and they won't be quiet for a while.
Therefore, the Flying Tiger Brigade has no way to act for the time being. If it acts at this time, it will be like running into someone else's gun.
Even if they dress up as mandrills and monsters, they will still be beaten to death by the crowd.
So, you still have to be patient and continue to wait.
After a while, another black shadow came back.
"What did you get this time?" Hong Minghui asked.
Everyone laughed and stretched out their hands together.
Hong Minghui almost died of anger on the spot!
This time I took out more underwear, high heels, a few wet hoods, and even a few wigs.
"I asked you, have you brought out your true nature? Are you really perverted at your core?"
"I'm just asking you, are you really perverted?!"
Everyone suddenly looked aggrieved.
"Captain, didn't you ask us to go in and get it? We just grabbed some..."
"This cover was not taken off someone else's body. They just wiped their bodies and threw it in the baggage. I took it out of the baggage."
"Yes, yes...we are not so perverted as to take things from others."
Hong Minghui's eyes almost popped out of his head with anger: "Can't you get some men's things? I can see that half of these performers are men."
"Why are you just staring at those girls, even taking out Nene? What are you going to do?"
If it weren't for the fear of being heard by the enemy guards, Hong Minghui would have cursed angrily and even wanted to give these guys an electric cannon.
So damn infuriating!
Everyone looked at each other, speechless.
"Captain, you said earlier that you wanted to take men's things..."
"That's right. You winked at us before letting us in. You were so coquettish that you obviously wanted us to get these."
"Yes, yes, I still remember how you looked at that time. You were so mean. Was that your expression when you were taking something from a man?"
Hong Minghui was speechless: "After hearing what you said, I have to apologize to you. Is it because I didn't express myself well?"
He took a deep breath: "Okay, okay, let's go, the brigade commander is still waiting for us."
"Do you still want to get it?" Zhang Shaojie asked.
Hong Minghui stared: "Do we have that much time?"
He looked at the things in everyone's hands and said helplessly: "If you make a mistake, just make it."
.......
A group of people gathered around the things that Zhang Shaojie and the others had brought back. They were all stunned and their eyes almost popped out.
Hu Dingrui's eyes widened: "You've been gone for a long time and you just came back with these things? Are you sure these aren't your trophies? You didn't do anything to the girl, did you?"
"Beasts, you are really beasts... You cannot forget your own identities and the traditions of our army just because you have left the country."
Jiang Liang's face was filled with righteous indignation: "When dealing with the enemy, the spoils of war must be confiscated. How can you keep it to yourself?"
"Huh?" Lin Hui and others all frowned.
Jiang Liang waved his hand quickly: "Brigadier, that's not what I meant. Don't get me wrong..."
Lin Hui rolled his eyes and said coldly: "Now that we have everything back, let's do this. We just need some props."
"But what can we do with these things?" Wang Yong was speechless, holding the stockings and underwear: "What are these things for?"
Zhang Shaojie chuckled and said: "No matter what it is, it will definitely be useful. The brigade commander is so smart, he will definitely be able to think of a way."
Lin Hui smiled at him: "How do you know I have a solution?"
The smile on Zhang Shaojie's face suddenly froze.
Seeing Lin Hui smiling so treacherously at him, he didn't look like he had a good idea...
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