Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Gollum...

Lan Guangzhi held his stomach for a while, and his stomach began to churn.

Even if he were beaten to death, he wouldn't have thought that his current symptoms had nothing to do with the two bites of meat buns he ate.

The important thing was the glass of water he drank because all the laxatives melted into the water.

Food is only indirectly contaminated with laxatives, and drinking water directly is much more severe than other people.

Boom boom boom!

Lan Guangzhi's pants bulged one after another.

For the first time in his life, he felt like he was about to be blown away by farts.

The next second, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He covered his stomach with one hand and his buttocks with the other, bent over and ran towards the toilet with a pair of pliers.

"Get out of the way, leave me a pit!" Lan Guangzhi's old face turned pale from holding back, and his head was sweating: "Get out of the way, I can't hold it in anymore, I'm coming out!"

The toilet in the temporary camp is a long dry toilet.

At this moment, the aqua toilet was full.

But when he saw the division commander approaching, an officer who knew what was going on quickly endured the pain and stood up: "Quick, quick, make way, let the division commander pull first! The division commander can't hold it in anymore, and his pants are starting to leak!"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

The officer sprayed while pushing aside the soldier next to him.

A group of soldiers were holding back when they were pushed. After releasing their strength, they sprayed non-stop.

Lan Guangzhi walked through the middle, and the surroundings were filled with stench, but he couldn't care less.

Several soldiers didn't even have time to take off their pants, so they moved to the side in a duck-step.

Everywhere he went, there were traces on the ground.

Lan Guangzhi looked at the pile of pits that had been created with disgust on his face.

The soles of my feet were covered in yellow soup, and there was no place to put my feet.

Normally he wouldn't squat down even if he was beaten to death, but now he couldn't care less, it felt like it was stuck to his butt.

"Ahhh!"

Lan Guangzhi suddenly took off his pants, and before he could squat down, he fired into the air, causing several soldiers around him to dodge in a hurry.

After squatting down, Lan Guangzhi finally took a breath, and his expression became much more relaxed.

He looked up and was shocked for a moment.

Almost all the soldiers in the camp came to the dry toilet.

There were people everywhere, and the chief of staff was squatting not far away, humming with comfort at the moment.

The head of the guard group was also not far away, grabbing a soldier's clothes as if he was giving birth to a child.

"Oops!"

Lan Guangzhi's head buzzed, and the entire camp had diarrhea. This was definitely a big problem.

Even if they eat the wrong things, it is impossible for everyone to become like this.

And it comes so fiercely that there is no buffering or waiting process at all.

Could it be that he was drugged?

Lan Guangzhi suddenly looked forward, and saw many people rushing towards the dry toilet.

As for the camp, it was empty, and many defensive positions were empty.

"Everyone is running here to have diarrhea. If someone attacks at this time..."

Lan Guangzhi suddenly broke into a cold sweat and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Quick, quick, quick, the guards should return to their posts. Wait until the others have finished their duties before changing shifts. Go, go!"

But at this moment, everyone is too busy taking care of themselves, and no one is listening to orders at all.

Everyone's sphincter reached the limit. No matter if it was a dry toilet or not, many people simply took off their pants and solved it on the spot.

The rumbling sound was endless, and it was a lively scene.

"Fuck, slow down, you splashed all over my pant leg!"

"Get away, it stinks so damn much, it actually smells like garlic!"

"You bastard, why are you sticking your butt out to others when you're shitting..."

Lan Guangzhi's shout was drowned in the crowd and could not be conveyed at all.

He was so anxious that he wanted to stand up immediately, but as soon as he stood aside, he immediately stopped.

My stomach was churning, my whole body was bent over, and I was already beginning to plummet.

The soldiers next to them all widened their nostrils in shock and gave a thumbs up in their hearts: The division commander is the division commander, they are almost like jet planes...

Lan Guangzhi was so frightened that he squatted down quickly. Just now, he felt that his center of gravity was unstable and his body was leaning forward.

Sure enough, the effects of force are mutual, so you have to squat down to be safer.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute... wait until I finish, uh uh uh... make arrangements immediately, immediately!"

Lan Guangzhi thought silently in his mind and used his willpower to quickly expel the debris from his body.

But at this moment, an explosion suddenly sounded on the cliff.

boom!

Then, another one.

Then there are three paths, four paths...

There were explosions all over the cliff. Lan Guangzhi turned his head suddenly, and many officers and soldiers also turned their heads to look over.

Only the hidden sentry posts on the cliffs and various camp positions were seen. At this time, the fire was soaring into the sky and thick smoke was rising.

And there were more positions that were filled with smoke from the sudden bombing.

Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened suddenly, and his head was buzzing.

Even if he was about to collapse, he could still tell that the headquarters was under attack.

"Damn Flying Tiger Brigade, how did they find this place? You bastards..." Lan Guangzhi stood up directly.

Puff puff......

A row of yellow rain hit the ground directly, splashing all over his feet.

Lan Guangzhi was anxious, angry, angry and ashamed at the moment.

The dignified commander of the Blue Army, when did you ever make such a fool of yourself, when did you ever lose control of your sphincter?

But now he's actually jet-setting in front of so many people. It's so fucking embarrassing.

But now, he could already hear the sound of the Flying Tiger Brigade charging towards them.

If they continue to have diarrhea here, they will be completely doomed.

Lan Guangzhi endured the pain, stopped wiping his butt, and pulled up his pants.

Feeling his pants clinging tightly to his body, he yelled anxiously: "Everyone go back to their posts immediately, and forget about the diarrhea. Fight the Flying Tiger Brigade away, and let's deal with it happily!"

"Yes!"

Many officers and soldiers stood up with difficulty.

He ran with his pants up and set off firecrackers.

The remaining people stood up with pale faces and quickly ran towards their posts with their legs crossed.

Lan Guangzhi strode toward the headquarters with red eyes.

Now that his mind was getting clearer, he knew that the Flying Tiger Brigade must have given him laxatives.

Although there are many people in the headquarters, they actually have little combat effectiveness.

What he can do now is to quickly mobilize his troops, use the headquarters as bait, and wipe out the entire Flying Tiger Brigade here.

As long as they can keep all the people, the Blue Army will be the final winner in this battle.

"Lin Hui, you bastard, you actually used..."

With a pop, there was a jet from behind.

Lan Guangzhi instantly became even more angry: "I want to die with you!"

The chief of staff and a large number of officers also followed, rushing towards the headquarters quickly.

At the same time, Shu Gang had already led his men to the gate of the camp.

Most of the Blue Army members were still holding up their pants and running towards their respective posts, not even halfway there.

Shu Gang looked at their bearish looks and burst into laughter: "You guys from the Blue Army, you didn't expect it. Are you surprised? Are you..."

Suddenly, his mouth felt sticky and his nostrils were blocked by foreign objects.

In an instant, he suddenly reacted and spat several times: "Damn it, the more people there are, the more sprays there will be, everyone wears gas masks!"

"Yes!"

He put on a gas mask and gave an order for everyone to massacre towards the base.

Many soldiers of the Blue Army were running towards their positions and armored vehicles, and they collided with them head-on.

The soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade opened fire without hesitation, bang, bang, bang...

A large number of Blue Army soldiers were "beaten to death" unexpectedly, and they were full of fairy spirit.

When Lan Guangzhi saw this scene, his whole body trembled and he turned around to look.

At this moment, he was only one or two hundred meters away from the headquarters.

Hundreds of people from the Flying Tiger Brigade have already entered the camp, and there are more behind them.

"Pick me up, lift me up and run, hurry up, hurry up, my legs are weak!" Lan Guangzhi kept yelling.

The guards immediately rushed forward, endured the severe pain, picked up Lan Guangzhi and rushed towards the headquarters.

Now, they have to race against time to contact reinforcements before the Flying Tiger Brigade completely attacks.