Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Leader, you must not approve it, you must not approve it!" Xu Qianshan shouted anxiously.

Lin Guangyao couldn't help but jumped out: "Lan Guangzhi, why are you so shameless!"

"The strength is several times that of the Flying Tiger Brigade, and the weapons, equipment, and air support are twenty times that of theirs. If we can't find anyone, we will use tactical nuclear strikes. Why don't you go to the sky?"

People in the director's department also began to talk about it, especially people from various war zones, with disdain on their faces.

Everyone has fought against the Blue Army, and some of them have also been tactically attacked.

Hearing Lan Guangzhi's words, he immediately felt unhappy.

"Chief, isn't this too much? This is not an assessment. Is this just public revenge?"

"That's right. Lan Guangzhi was captured alive by Lin Hui, and now he is surrounded and unable to find anyone. He did this just to avoid embarrassment."

"Chief, you absolutely cannot agree to this, it's so shameless!"

Many people shouted, and Fu Jingshan sighed: "Lan Guangzhi, did you hear it?"

"So many people in the director's department are opposed to your tactics and attacks, you..."

"Chief." Lan Guangzhi suddenly said in a deep voice: "The tactics and strikes are equipped by the headquarters for us. We have also used them in previous exercises and confrontations. Why are they not allowed to be used in this assessment?"

"Besides, don't I have the final say on what weapons and tactics to use?"

"Now is the assessment, and I am the commander!"

"This..." Fu Jingshan was speechless.

"Moreover." Lan Guangzhi continued: "They don't know where the cat is yet, and it's not in an open space."

"Tactics and strikes won't wipe them all out at once. I just want to force them out and use strikes and strikes to clear the area so that they can't hide. This is my method."

"Isn't the headquarters going to test their abilities? On the real battlefield, anything can happen. If I were the enemy, I might have used it long ago."

"If you think about it, when Sam attacks troops that are much weaker than them, he will basically use all the weapons he can use several times."

"What if the Flying Tiger Brigade encounters them in the future? I am also looking for experience for them!"

"You fart!" Xu Qianshan shouted: "You, you, you, you are shameless!"

"Chief, if you think I'm not doing something right, you can remove me and replace me with someone else!" Lan Guangzhi said solemnly.

"Remove him, remove him..." Xu Qianshan jumped to his feet anxiously.

Fu Jingshan glanced at him angrily and turned around: "Lan Guangzhi, if you think it is necessary, then go ahead and use it. But if you kill them all at once, or make them lose their ability to fight, Ability is not counted in this assessment."

"Understood, I know, thank you, chief." After saying that, Lan Guangzhi hung up the phone.

"Chief, how can you agree to them? This is obviously bullying!" Xu Qianshan shouted eagerly.

He turned to look at everyone: "Is this an assessment of our Flying Tiger Brigade? This is a massacre, not an assessment at all. It completely exceeds the meaning of an assessment!"

"That's right..." Many people echoed.

"Okay, okay." Fu Jingshan said coldly: "What Lan Guangzhi said makes sense. What he did is consistent with all the uncertainties in war situations."

"And I just said that for the purpose of assessment, if he goes too far, the assessment will not count. We are not going too far."

Everyone fell silent immediately. He looked at the anxious Xu Qianshan: "Okay, Old Xu, stop talking. You must always have confidence in the Flying Tiger Brigade."

"Since they are a professional military force, and since they are trying to imitate Sam's Rangers, they have to show some real skills."

"And you are here to observe, you are not qualified to speak."

"I..." Xu Qianshan stamped his feet angrily and turned to look at Lin Guangyao.

Lin Guangyao also looked helpless: "Look at what I do, I can't make a decision."

Xu Qianshan pointed at him and said angrily: "Lin Hui has a father like you, it's so unnecessary!"

After saying that, he sat down again angrily.

Lin Guangyao also looked aggrieved. He also came to observe. What could he do?

So I simply plopped down and sat down too.

In the Blue Army headquarters, Lan Guangzhi took a few bites of the buns and walked to the map with a smile on his face.

The chief of staff and others saw that he was radiant, as if he had come to life again, and they immediately gathered around him: "Chief, how are you?"

Lan Guangzhi pointed to the map with a smile: "Let our people withdraw immediately. Here, here, here, and here, leave these four areas empty."

"Then order the missile force to carry out tactics and strikes in these four areas, and strike accurately at the center point."

"Huh?" Everyone was shocked.

Tactics and strikes?

Everyone's heads are buzzing.

They have indeed used it in exercises in the past, but only at the most critical moment, when the opponent is caught off guard, can it be used suddenly to achieve a decisive effect.

Moreover, it is usually a decapitation bombing of the enemy's leading troops.

This was the first time that tactics and strikes were used for coverage bombing.

"Commander, are you sure?" The chief of staff swallowed.

"Then what other options do you have now?" Lan Guangzhi glared at them: "Only by using force and blows to force them out can we continue to fight."

"Otherwise we will be like deaf and blind people, looking everywhere. And they don't know where they will hide and laugh at us."

Everyone looked helpless, Lan Guangzhi said coldly: "Okay, execute the order!"

"Yes!" the chief of staff roared: "Quick, notify all troops to withdraw from the area immediately, and the missile troops are in place!"

Everyone immediately started to move.

The chief of staff looked at Lan Guangzhi with a wry smile and lowered his voice: "Chief, if they are wiped out after this bombing, then we will not win with force, and the whole army will point it at the back and scold them."

Lan Guangzhi smiled nonchalantly: "Have we been scolded enough? A whetstone must have the consciousness of a whetstone!"

"Besides, don't worry, Lin Hui is very clever. He must have hidden the guys from the Flying Tiger Brigade where even missiles can't hit them."

"Our tactics and attacks are just about hunting rabbits. I believe it won't hurt them much."

The chief of staff's eyes twitched, I hope so.

He turned around immediately, but as soon as he took two steps, his stomach suddenly growled.

The chief of staff suddenly frowned tightly, and he took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

But after a breath of cold air, my stomach growled even louder, and my sphincter began to twitch faintly.

"What's going on?" Cold sweat broke out on the chief of staff's forehead: "Why does your stomach hurt?"

Just for a while, my stomach felt like boiling water.

He could hear the grunting sound himself.

Moreover, my stomach and intestines seemed to be hurting more and more, as if it was spasming, and there was more and more cold sweat on my forehead.

"Teacher, I, I need to go to the toilet, I'm a little anxious!"

With that said, he hurriedly ran outside.

But before she even reached the door, her legs were already tightly clamped, and she was walking like a big girl who hadn't gone out yet.

Seeing him like this, Lan Guangzhi shook his head with a speechless expression: "It's really a lazy ass who urinates a lot and has diarrhea at the critical moment."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I, I have to go to the toilet too..."

Suddenly, a staff officer ran out at a sprint speed of 100 meters.

Before I even ran out the door, I was already farting continuously from behind.

Lan Guangzhi frowned even more tightly and subconsciously took a few steps back: "What's going on?"

"Teacher, I can't do it anymore. My stomach hurts so much!"

"I'm sorry, sir, I can't bear it any longer. Can I come back later to give the order?"

In an instant, one staff officer after another in the headquarters stood up and rushed outside anxiously.

The fart sound was so loud that many people were already huddled together at the door before they could even run out.

The crackling sound was like a serial cannon that kept ringing.

An unspeakable stench suddenly filled the entire headquarters.

Lan Guangzhi covered his nose and retreated to the corner of the tent as if he had been attacked by a gas bomb.

He opened a gap and took a few strong breaths toward the outside before he recovered.

What the fuck is going on?

In the middle of the night, if your belly is frozen without covering it, can you still suffer from collective diarrhea?

As soon as he turned his head, a strong smell like leeks and green onions, mixed with something rotten and smelly, hit him again, making his stomach churn and he almost vomited.

He turned his head and took a few deep breaths.

But just one look and everyone was shocked.

Just for a while, he was the only one left in the headquarters.

Even Tang Rou and several female soldiers ran out of the tent, covering their buttocks.

"What happened?" Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened in shock.

He could understand if one or two people went to the toilet, but he might be surprised if four or five people went to the toilet.

Now that everyone has run out, strong suspicion has arisen in his heart.

Lan Guangzhi endured the stench that filled the room and rushed out of the tent holding his breath. After taking two deep breaths, he was shocked again.

I saw figures running around everywhere in the camp, either with their legs crossed or bent over and holding their stomachs.

Almost everyone was running and speeding up with nitrogen.

The sight of hundreds of people farting together was a spectacle, as if a bomb had exploded in the camp.

And it’s a series of bombs, one after another.

Lan Guangzhi's chin hit the ground hard: "We have a collective stomachache? Could it be that we ate something bad?"

Just in time, he saw the cooking squad leader also running towards the toilet with his buttocks covered, and hurriedly shouted: "Squad monitor Liu!"

"Here we come!" The cooking squad leader stood up straight immediately, but his face instantly turned pale.

"What's going on?"

"Report, report to the division commander, I pulled..."

"Ah?" Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened, and he suddenly saw a ball of yellow thread dripping from his pants.

Lan Guangzhi almost fell down. This guy actually got diarrhea while running?

He shouted loudly: "Squad Leader Liu, what is going on? Is there something wrong with the breakfast you made this morning? Why are you having diarrhea collectively?"

"Teacher, I, I don't know either, I..."

Before Squad Leader Liu finished speaking, he saw a bulge in his pants, making him wet instantly.

In the two trouser legs, there seems to be the Yellow River falling for nine days.

"Ah ah ah, teacher, I, I can't bear it anymore, I'm leaving first..."

Squad leader Liu turned around, regardless of the situation, and hurriedly ran outside.

Lan Guangzhi's eyes almost popped out of his head as he ran and spread fertilizer.

What is going on?

If there was a problem with the food in the morning, why was everyone running away and he was the only one who was fine?

Lan Guangzhi looked back at the buns on the table that he had just taken two bites of, and suddenly seemed to understand something.

I suddenly felt happy: "It's okay, it's okay, I didn't eat much..."

Gululu...his stomach suddenly growled.

Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened in horror: "I'm going to go, can't I just take two bites?"