Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

boom!

Zhou Zhongyi got slapped with a few big mouths and was kicked out of a tree by a monkey.

"Damn it, something happened to the leader!"

Seeing the group leader fall from the tree, a group of people rushed up with fruits in their arms.

When the monkey saw that they had picked so many fruits, he grinned angrily.

The chief of staff quickly went up to help the man up and was shocked: "I'm going! Commander, what's wrong with you? Why is your face as red as a monkey's butt?"

Zhou Zhongyi pointed at the tree and shouted: "This stinky monkey is the one who beat me, kill him!"

Everyone suddenly became angry: "How dare a beast be so arrogant? Smash him to death!"

They immediately picked up the fruit and smashed it against the tree.

The monkey dodged around and screamed angrily.

They thought the monkey was hurt by being beaten, and their faces were full of expressions: "Oh, you know it hurts, right?"

Zhou Zhongyi shouted angrily: "Smelly monkey! Come down if you dare. If I don't beat you to death, come down!"

At this moment, someone suddenly stabbed him from behind.

"what?"

"Captain."

"Don't bother me, I want to fight a monkey!"

"Captain, please take a look at the surrounding situation first and then say..."

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head impatiently, his eyes almost popping out.

There are monkeys everywhere!

There must be at least one or two hundred of them, all staring at them eagerly.

Zhou Zhongyi panicked immediately and swallowed his saliva: "Why, why are so many monkeys suddenly here? Are we entering Monkey Mountain?"

Several people around him huddled in fear and said with trembling voices.

"Captain, why don't we, let's go..."

"Let's go, where are we going? In the Monkey Mountain and the Sea of ​​Monkeys, can we leave?"

"Old Zhou blames you. If the monkey wants to beat you, just give him a beating. He won't hurt us!"

Zhou Zhongyi's face turned green: "How did I know he had so many brothers?"

He quickly put all the fruits on the ground, clasped his hands, and smiled at the monkey on the tree: "I'm sorry, Brother Monkey, we were just passing by and got greedy, so I'll return the fruits to you. Sorry to bother you, we'll Walk!"

"Quick, quick, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"

The moment a few people turned around, the monkeys around them screamed and rushed over from all directions like a flood.

"Oh my God!"

Zhou Zhongyi shouted.

He took a few people with him, swinging his bayonet and ran forward.

The monkeys chased after them, picking up rocks on the ground and hitting them from time to time.

Ping Pong Pong!

A group of people held their heads and shed tears of pain.

A chief of staff cried and said: "Are all monkeys today so incompetent? We just got a few fruits and they chased us like this?"

Zhou Zhongyi dragged him away: "Stop talking nonsense and run away!"

They panicked and fled like crazy, with the monkeys chasing after them.

"Hurry up!"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at the figure in front and shouted excitedly: "Our team is in front of us. When there are more people, the monkeys won't dare to chase us!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the few people nearby rushed out with a swish.

Leave him alone at the back.

Zhou Zhongyi's eyes widened: "Why are you running so fast, waiting for me?"

The chiefs of staff ran forward without looking back: "Captain, take care of yourself! The monkey's target is you, not us!"

"Too shameless!"

Zhou Zhong was so angry that he chased after him like crazy.

In the open space in front, many people were gathering together to eat.

When I turned around and saw the leader and his group heading towards the trap, I jumped up in fright.

Zhang Jiantao rushed out, waving his hands and shouting: "Captain, don't come over, don't come over!"

Zhou Zhongyi and others were chased by monkeys and rolled around, and their heads were hit twice from time to time. They didn't even pay attention to what he was shouting.

The next second, the two chiefs of staff stepped on the trap.

Swish!

The two of them were directly tied up by the rope around their ankles and fell into the air.

"Ah, ah, help!"

Zhou Zhongyi was frightened and stopped suddenly: "I'm going, why did I forget the trap?"

Just as he was about to retreat, there was a sudden click under his feet.

The next second, something that looked like a large hunting trap bounced back and forth.

Together with his thigh, it directly clamped his penis.

The moment Zhou Zhongyi was clamped, he burst into tears and snot from the pain, and let out a harsh scream: "Oh oh oh oh oh!"

He yelled angrily: "Who is so damn wicked to make such a big clamp? It hurts me to death!"

Not far away, Xu Da looked around and quickly took a step back.

At this moment, Zhou Zhongyi suddenly raised his head.

A black shadow fell from the sky instantly, and a monkey was riding on him.

Zhou Zhongyi swallowed in fear: "Brother Monkey, let's talk about it, can we not slap you in the face..."

The monkey grinned at him.

Clap clap clap!

Crazy and started slapping him in the mouth.

People around him quickly reacted and shouted: "Damn it, it's a monkey again! Quick, save the leader!"

Seeing a group of people rushing up, the monkey was not afraid at all.

Just pick up something on the ground and smash it.

The scene was filled with screams and chaos.

Not far away, Lin Hui, Wang Yong and Chen Erhu shot two pheasants and walked back happily.

"Brother Hui, how about we be a beggar chicken for a while?"

"Beggar's chicken is good! I love eating beggar's chicken!"

Hearing the noise in front, Lin Hui frowned: "What happened? Why is it so noisy in front?"

Wang Yong thought for a while: "Maybe he's full and having a party?"

At this moment, the group leader was slapped by the monkey rider and ran in front of everyone: "Help!"

All three of them stared in confusion.

"Damn it, why is the monkey here again?"

"Is this an attempt to retaliate against us, to repay us endlessly?"

"Don't be dazed, save people quickly!"

Lin Hui immediately dropped his things and rushed forward.

Several monkeys tried to get closer, but were knocked away by his fists.

Then there were a few more kicks, and seven or eight of them were kicked away.

The monkey fell to the ground and screamed in pain.

Lin Hui quickly rushed behind the group leader, raised his fist, and struck him.

The monkey riding on him was slapping hard.

Hearing someone behind him, he turned his head with a grin on his face, but when he saw Lin Hui, he immediately froze as if he was petrified.

boom!

Punch the monkey in the face.

The monkey was knocked out and hit the tree trunk hard.

As it slid down, blood spurted from the nose.

Seeing that the officers and soldiers were finally restored in front of him, Zhou Zhongyi hugged Lin Hui excitedly and cried with snot and tears: "Lin Hui, why did you come here? If you were a little later, I would have been killed by the monkey!"

Lin Hui pushed him away and looked down at him: "Captain, how did you do this, so unique?"

"Stop talking nonsense and help me open it quickly. It's almost broken!"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Break it off, you don't need it anyway at your age."

Zhou Zhongyi suffered a critical hit of [-] points.

Who said it's no longer needed?

Even if I don’t need it, I can just put it on display, okay?

Lin Hui thought it was dirty and simply asked him to get out of the way. He turned around and walked forward: "Everyone, copycats, fuck them!"

This roar shocked the monkeys around him.

All the monkeys turned their heads and were frightened when they saw Lin Hui.

Isn't this their nightmare?

How did we meet here?

They were beaten up last time, and they still feel pain.

All the monkeys were immediately frightened and scattered, fearing that they would be caught if they ran a step slower.

Lin Hui was stunned for a moment: "Why did they all run away?"

He turned his head and walked towards the only remaining monkey next to him.

The monkey got up from the ground in a daze. When he saw the figure approaching, he jumped up from the ground in fright and ran away.

Before climbing up the tree, Lin Hui grabbed his tail.

"Where are you going?"

He picked up his tail and smashed the monkey to the ground.

It screamed in pain and its bones were about to fall apart.

"To shut up!"

As soon as Lin Hui raised his fist, Monkey immediately shut up and his body tensed up.

Seeing that the monkey was honest, he didn't want to care about it for the time being.

He stood up and looked around, suddenly speechless.

The monkey ran away and the trap was all messed up.

The mess all around is full of signs of fighting. It would be damning if this could attract the Blue Army!

Lin Hui looked at Zhou Zhongyi, on the verge of tears: "Captain, commander, we have worked hard to set up traps for several hours, but you have ruined them all. Are you a spy sent by the Blue Army?"

Zhou Zhongyi pinched his legs and screamed in pain: "Fart! Have you ever seen a spy pinch his own?"

The people around him also looked helpless.

All the hard work of several hours was gone.

They didn't dare to beat up the group leader.

He could only look at Lin Hui helplessly: "What should we do now?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "What can I do, cold salad!"

He looked at the leader: "Captain, you said you were doing well, why did you provoke the monkey? Now you know why we beat the monkey last time?"

Zhou Zhongyi nodded frantically: "These monkeys really deserve to be beaten, they've already slapped me in the face!"

Lin Hui shook his head and threw the monkey aside.

But when I turned my head, I saw the monkey staying there honestly, not daring to move.

Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, then blurted out the command: "Sit down!"

Bang!

Monkey Butt hurriedly sat down, shivering.

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu stared straight in the eyes: "Brother Hui, you are so awesome. This monkey was so convinced by your beating that it didn't even dare to move! You are simply a master of monkey training!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: Nonsense, if you get punched a few times, you will be honest!

Zhou Zhongyi went up to chase him: "Go, go, go, I'm annoyed when I see you, get out of here!"

But the monkey remained motionless, its fearful eyes always staring at Lin Hui.

He didn't speak and didn't dare to move at all.

Everyone was immediately happy.

"This monkey won't leave?"

"Lin Hui, do we need to rearrange the trap?"

Lin Hui thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Okay, everyone, stop setting traps, I've thought of a new way!"

Everyone was curious: "What method should be used?"

Lin Hui stared at the monkey: "Use him!"

Everyone was confused, what could a monkey do?

When the monkey saw Lin Hui walking towards him, he was so frightened that his whole body trembled like chaff and he even peed.

Lin Hui patted the monkey's head and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, follow me and I guarantee that you will have a good life, have everything you want, and have a bright future!"

The monkey retreated wildly in fright.

The moment I turned around, my head hit the trunk of a tree, and I fell to the ground. The monkey's face was deformed by the impact...