Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 102: Smelly monkey, do you dare to beat the leader?
In the red team headquarters.
Qian Kun stared at the sand table in front of him and suddenly looked up at everyone: "Something's wrong!"
Several staff officers immediately gathered around nervously: "What's wrong? Is our position exposed again?"
Qian Kun shook his head: "I mean, something was wrong about the Tiger Group giving us gifts last time."
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the command headquarters was not exposed.
They didn't know how many times they had been forced to relocate these days, and they were all frightened.
A chief of staff smiled and said: "Chief, the Tigers did this just to prove their strength and show off. There is nothing wrong with it."
Qian Kun frowned: "Don't you think this happened by chance? Those Blue Army special forces sneaked near us, but none of our people noticed it. How did they find out?"
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately fell into deep thought.
Yes, how could it be such a coincidence?
Is it possible that these guys from the Tiger Regiment have been following around the division headquarters?
The deputy division commander suddenly reacted: "I'll go! Could it be that these guys from the Tiger Regiment want to use us as bait so that they can take advantage of the opportunity to destroy the Blue Army?"
Qian Kun said with a sullen face: "Other than this explanation, I can't find any other reason!"
There was an uproar at the scene, and everyone was angry.
"Son of a bitch, these guys are so wicked!"
"Is there any misunderstanding?"
"What a bullshit misunderstanding! Those guys are so immoral and evil, what kind of bad things can't they do?"
A brigade commander's eyes burned with anger: "I finally know why they suddenly gave us such a big gift. They want to use us to draw hatred from the Blue Army! Send people to find them quickly. Everyone in the Tiger Regiment must be severely punished!" "
"Yes!"
Just as the subordinate was about to go out, he was stopped by: "Come back! Let's forget about this!"
Everyone looked at Qian Kun with anxious faces.
"Teacher, how can we let this matter go?"
"They deceived us like this and let the Blue Army put the blame on us. Will they definitely retaliate against us severely in the future?"
Qian Kun slapped his hand on the table: "I said forget it, don't you understand?"
Everyone was shocked by him and shut their mouths.
Qian Kun took a deep breath and said helplessly: "Whether the Tigers have tricked us or not, the Blue Army will never let us go. From the beginning of the exercise to now, we have lost almost half of our losses, and the command headquarters has been forced to move countless times. Aren't you embarrassed enough?"
"If they hadn't helped kill those special forces last time, we would have been drinking tea in the director's office now!"
A chief of staff said angrily: "That's true, but I can't use you as bait?"
Qian Kun had a wry smile on his face, he was damn willing to be the bait!
What should I do if I can’t?
If you want to win this battle now, you can only rely on those guys.
That they were able to capture the Blue Army special forces alive shows that they indeed have this capability.
In fact, when he saw this gift in the woods, he had already noticed something was wrong.
The Tiger Regiment could clearly kill people, so why did they have to hand over the matter of killing and silencing themselves to them?
The purpose is to make him attract the hatred of the Blues!
But now that it was over, even if he knew it was a trap, he still had to jump down.
The red side has no bargaining chips. Now Qian Kun can only be a dead horse and put his hope on Zhou Zhongyi and the others to give it a try!
"Teacher..."
Qian Kun waved his hand with a serious look on his face: "Okay, stop talking nonsense! As long as they can do the Blue Army and help us win, nothing else matters!"
The people around me had grimaces on their faces, and they were as aggrieved as they wanted to be.
He was forced into a position, and as a result, his teeth were broken and he had to swallow it in his stomach.
Who the hell is this bastard who came up with this damaging move?
So immoral!
……
Deep in the jungle, figures with bare buttocks flashed quickly.
Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui, gasped and asked, "Lin Hui, where are you going?"
Zhang Jiantao also looked confused: "Now we are getting further and further away from the Red Army headquarters. Don't you want to use them as bait to attack the Blue Army?"
Lin Hui said seriously: "I thought about it and decided that we shouldn't be too immoral. After all, we are the commander."
Everyone rolled their eyes together.
Have you done too few immoral things?
Lin Hui chuckled, looked at them and said, "If my guess is right, the Blue Army should abandon the Red Division now and target us."
Everyone was suddenly shocked: "No way? We are so low-key, why are they staring at us?"
Lin Hui said calmly: "The red team now no longer poses any threat to the blue army. On the contrary, we have become the biggest threat. The blue army just ignored a few of us last time and had their house stolen by a few of us. The commander is dead, this time the old and new grudges will be settled together, and we will definitely be driven to an end."
Last time four people disappeared, turning the Blue Army upside down.
This time the entire regiment is gone, and the Blue Army commander may not even be able to sleep if he doesn't kill them.
Zhou Zhongyi frowned and asked, "Then what should we do now?"
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Just follow me and you'll find out!"
Everyone was confused and soon followed Lin Hui to a swamp.
It's said to be a swamp, but it's actually just a muddy land.
It was covered with a lot of leaves and looked like a peaceful place.
As soon as you step on it, you will fall in immediately.
Zhou Zhongyi was curious: "What are we doing here?"
"You'll find out later!" Lin Hui chuckled and looked at everyone: "Hurry up and find something and set a trap here!"
Zhang Jiantao and others suddenly realized.
This is to make them become dead soldiers and lead people into traps.
It's really wicked!
Lin Hui clapped his hands and said loudly: "Don't be stunned, hurry up, the Blue Army may arrive at any time!"
Everyone immediately laughed and dispersed.
Those who chop bamboo chop bamboo, those who weave rattan weave rattan...
Back in the woods, they and Lin Hui had learned a lot about how to lay traps, and now they were very familiar with it.
Zhou Zhongyi looked suspicious in his eyes.
The Blues are not fools, are they really so easy to take the bait?
But seeing how confident Lin Hui was, it was hard for him to say anything. After all, he was the commander now.
Time passed by minute by minute.
Soon, everyone worked together to complete all the traps.
A veteran wiped his sweat, looked at the masterpiece in front of him, and smiled: "Finally it's done...Gululu."
Lin Hui turned his head, and the veteran held his stomach and smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, I'm a little hungry."
"Okay, okay, I've been busy for a long time, let's go eat!"
Lin Hui waved his hand, and everyone jumped with excitement.
Soon they dispersed and rushed into the woods.
Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui with a confused look on his face: "Have you eaten? What to eat? I've been damn hungry all day, and I didn't bring anything to eat!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Of course we can solve it on the spot."
Zhou Zhongyi's face turned green.
How to solve it, eat leaves?
He lowered his head and looked at the leaves on his body. They were all rancid. Can they still be eaten?
Lin Hui criticized: "Comrade leader, I am not telling you, you are not aware enough! Any bagged food in the wild may reveal our location and smell. If you want to eat, just find it yourself in the woods!" "
Zhou Zhongyi’s face was ashen, you fucking educated me?
Besides, if the birds don’t poop in this forest, what can they eat?
After a while, someone came back happily holding something.
Zhou Zhongyi approached curiously.
I saw this guy actually dug a small hole in the ground and built a small smokeless stove. He seemed to be baking something?
But when he got closer, his eyes almost popped out.
This guy actually strung two big caterpillars on a branch and roasted them on the fire?
And after roasting for a while, I couldn't wait to throw it into my mouth.
puff!
The green juice almost sprayed onto Zhou Zhongyi's face: "Damn it, is this thing for human consumption? You just put it in your mouth?"
Everyone laughed and said: "Captain, this stuff is very nutritious and can also aphrodisiac. You are weak, do you want some?"
"Xu, your grandma! Even if you beat me to death, I won't eat this stuff!"
Zhou Zhongyi had goosebumps all over his body: "Even if I starve to death and eat leaves, I won't eat such disgusting things!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled unsatisfactorily.
Lin Hui walked over with a smile: "Captain, if you don't eat, your body will not be able to bear it."
Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "I don't believe it, you can't find any normal food in such a big forest!"
He waved his hand, turned around and led the chief of staff and others into the forest.
Not long after leaving, the chief of staff suddenly became excited and pointed in front of him: "Commander, there are fruits, there are so many fruit trees!"
Zhou Zhongyi looked in the direction of his finger and saw a fruit tree.
It is full of bright red fruits.
"Quick! Pick the fruits separately!"
He rushed towards a tree first, and everyone else also found their targets.
Zhou Zhongyi came under the tree, with a proud face on his face: "Are these guys blind? They don't eat fruit unless they eat bugs. What's wrong with them?"
Just as he was about to climb the tree, a veteran hurried over: "Captain! These fruits cannot be eaten!"
Zhou Zhongyi climbed halfway, turned around and asked: "Why can't you eat it? Is it poisonous?"
"That's not there."
"Will you have diarrhea after eating it?"
"Neither."
"Then what the hell are you doing to stop me? Get out of here, I'll starve to death!"
Seeing that he could no longer persuade him, the veteran shook his head helplessly and walked away: "Captain, it's you who didn't listen to my advice. Don't blame me for a moment..."
Watching the veteran walk away, Zhou Zhongyi snorted coldly.
You didn't notice it yourself, why don't you let me eat it?
You are obviously jealous of me!
I prefer to eat!
Zhou Zhongyi climbed up the tree in twos and twos, reached out to pick a fruit, and took a bite.
"Crispy! Sweet!"
At this moment, a fluffy tail suddenly hung down from above and landed in front of him.
Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment and looked up to see a monkey on the tree staring at him.
He chuckled: "Little monkey, is this fruit yours?"
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, the monkey slapped him.
Zhou Zhongyi received a slap and was stunned: "You, why did you hit me?"
Snapped!
Another slap across the face.
Zhou Zhongyi's face instantly swelled up, and he yelled angrily: "F*ck! Smelly monkey, how dare you f*cking hit me?"
Qian Kun stared at the sand table in front of him and suddenly looked up at everyone: "Something's wrong!"
Several staff officers immediately gathered around nervously: "What's wrong? Is our position exposed again?"
Qian Kun shook his head: "I mean, something was wrong about the Tiger Group giving us gifts last time."
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the command headquarters was not exposed.
They didn't know how many times they had been forced to relocate these days, and they were all frightened.
A chief of staff smiled and said: "Chief, the Tigers did this just to prove their strength and show off. There is nothing wrong with it."
Qian Kun frowned: "Don't you think this happened by chance? Those Blue Army special forces sneaked near us, but none of our people noticed it. How did they find out?"
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately fell into deep thought.
Yes, how could it be such a coincidence?
Is it possible that these guys from the Tiger Regiment have been following around the division headquarters?
The deputy division commander suddenly reacted: "I'll go! Could it be that these guys from the Tiger Regiment want to use us as bait so that they can take advantage of the opportunity to destroy the Blue Army?"
Qian Kun said with a sullen face: "Other than this explanation, I can't find any other reason!"
There was an uproar at the scene, and everyone was angry.
"Son of a bitch, these guys are so wicked!"
"Is there any misunderstanding?"
"What a bullshit misunderstanding! Those guys are so immoral and evil, what kind of bad things can't they do?"
A brigade commander's eyes burned with anger: "I finally know why they suddenly gave us such a big gift. They want to use us to draw hatred from the Blue Army! Send people to find them quickly. Everyone in the Tiger Regiment must be severely punished!" "
"Yes!"
Just as the subordinate was about to go out, he was stopped by: "Come back! Let's forget about this!"
Everyone looked at Qian Kun with anxious faces.
"Teacher, how can we let this matter go?"
"They deceived us like this and let the Blue Army put the blame on us. Will they definitely retaliate against us severely in the future?"
Qian Kun slapped his hand on the table: "I said forget it, don't you understand?"
Everyone was shocked by him and shut their mouths.
Qian Kun took a deep breath and said helplessly: "Whether the Tigers have tricked us or not, the Blue Army will never let us go. From the beginning of the exercise to now, we have lost almost half of our losses, and the command headquarters has been forced to move countless times. Aren't you embarrassed enough?"
"If they hadn't helped kill those special forces last time, we would have been drinking tea in the director's office now!"
A chief of staff said angrily: "That's true, but I can't use you as bait?"
Qian Kun had a wry smile on his face, he was damn willing to be the bait!
What should I do if I can’t?
If you want to win this battle now, you can only rely on those guys.
That they were able to capture the Blue Army special forces alive shows that they indeed have this capability.
In fact, when he saw this gift in the woods, he had already noticed something was wrong.
The Tiger Regiment could clearly kill people, so why did they have to hand over the matter of killing and silencing themselves to them?
The purpose is to make him attract the hatred of the Blues!
But now that it was over, even if he knew it was a trap, he still had to jump down.
The red side has no bargaining chips. Now Qian Kun can only be a dead horse and put his hope on Zhou Zhongyi and the others to give it a try!
"Teacher..."
Qian Kun waved his hand with a serious look on his face: "Okay, stop talking nonsense! As long as they can do the Blue Army and help us win, nothing else matters!"
The people around me had grimaces on their faces, and they were as aggrieved as they wanted to be.
He was forced into a position, and as a result, his teeth were broken and he had to swallow it in his stomach.
Who the hell is this bastard who came up with this damaging move?
So immoral!
……
Deep in the jungle, figures with bare buttocks flashed quickly.
Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui, gasped and asked, "Lin Hui, where are you going?"
Zhang Jiantao also looked confused: "Now we are getting further and further away from the Red Army headquarters. Don't you want to use them as bait to attack the Blue Army?"
Lin Hui said seriously: "I thought about it and decided that we shouldn't be too immoral. After all, we are the commander."
Everyone rolled their eyes together.
Have you done too few immoral things?
Lin Hui chuckled, looked at them and said, "If my guess is right, the Blue Army should abandon the Red Division now and target us."
Everyone was suddenly shocked: "No way? We are so low-key, why are they staring at us?"
Lin Hui said calmly: "The red team now no longer poses any threat to the blue army. On the contrary, we have become the biggest threat. The blue army just ignored a few of us last time and had their house stolen by a few of us. The commander is dead, this time the old and new grudges will be settled together, and we will definitely be driven to an end."
Last time four people disappeared, turning the Blue Army upside down.
This time the entire regiment is gone, and the Blue Army commander may not even be able to sleep if he doesn't kill them.
Zhou Zhongyi frowned and asked, "Then what should we do now?"
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Just follow me and you'll find out!"
Everyone was confused and soon followed Lin Hui to a swamp.
It's said to be a swamp, but it's actually just a muddy land.
It was covered with a lot of leaves and looked like a peaceful place.
As soon as you step on it, you will fall in immediately.
Zhou Zhongyi was curious: "What are we doing here?"
"You'll find out later!" Lin Hui chuckled and looked at everyone: "Hurry up and find something and set a trap here!"
Zhang Jiantao and others suddenly realized.
This is to make them become dead soldiers and lead people into traps.
It's really wicked!
Lin Hui clapped his hands and said loudly: "Don't be stunned, hurry up, the Blue Army may arrive at any time!"
Everyone immediately laughed and dispersed.
Those who chop bamboo chop bamboo, those who weave rattan weave rattan...
Back in the woods, they and Lin Hui had learned a lot about how to lay traps, and now they were very familiar with it.
Zhou Zhongyi looked suspicious in his eyes.
The Blues are not fools, are they really so easy to take the bait?
But seeing how confident Lin Hui was, it was hard for him to say anything. After all, he was the commander now.
Time passed by minute by minute.
Soon, everyone worked together to complete all the traps.
A veteran wiped his sweat, looked at the masterpiece in front of him, and smiled: "Finally it's done...Gululu."
Lin Hui turned his head, and the veteran held his stomach and smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, I'm a little hungry."
"Okay, okay, I've been busy for a long time, let's go eat!"
Lin Hui waved his hand, and everyone jumped with excitement.
Soon they dispersed and rushed into the woods.
Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui with a confused look on his face: "Have you eaten? What to eat? I've been damn hungry all day, and I didn't bring anything to eat!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Of course we can solve it on the spot."
Zhou Zhongyi's face turned green.
How to solve it, eat leaves?
He lowered his head and looked at the leaves on his body. They were all rancid. Can they still be eaten?
Lin Hui criticized: "Comrade leader, I am not telling you, you are not aware enough! Any bagged food in the wild may reveal our location and smell. If you want to eat, just find it yourself in the woods!" "
Zhou Zhongyi’s face was ashen, you fucking educated me?
Besides, if the birds don’t poop in this forest, what can they eat?
After a while, someone came back happily holding something.
Zhou Zhongyi approached curiously.
I saw this guy actually dug a small hole in the ground and built a small smokeless stove. He seemed to be baking something?
But when he got closer, his eyes almost popped out.
This guy actually strung two big caterpillars on a branch and roasted them on the fire?
And after roasting for a while, I couldn't wait to throw it into my mouth.
puff!
The green juice almost sprayed onto Zhou Zhongyi's face: "Damn it, is this thing for human consumption? You just put it in your mouth?"
Everyone laughed and said: "Captain, this stuff is very nutritious and can also aphrodisiac. You are weak, do you want some?"
"Xu, your grandma! Even if you beat me to death, I won't eat this stuff!"
Zhou Zhongyi had goosebumps all over his body: "Even if I starve to death and eat leaves, I won't eat such disgusting things!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled unsatisfactorily.
Lin Hui walked over with a smile: "Captain, if you don't eat, your body will not be able to bear it."
Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "I don't believe it, you can't find any normal food in such a big forest!"
He waved his hand, turned around and led the chief of staff and others into the forest.
Not long after leaving, the chief of staff suddenly became excited and pointed in front of him: "Commander, there are fruits, there are so many fruit trees!"
Zhou Zhongyi looked in the direction of his finger and saw a fruit tree.
It is full of bright red fruits.
"Quick! Pick the fruits separately!"
He rushed towards a tree first, and everyone else also found their targets.
Zhou Zhongyi came under the tree, with a proud face on his face: "Are these guys blind? They don't eat fruit unless they eat bugs. What's wrong with them?"
Just as he was about to climb the tree, a veteran hurried over: "Captain! These fruits cannot be eaten!"
Zhou Zhongyi climbed halfway, turned around and asked: "Why can't you eat it? Is it poisonous?"
"That's not there."
"Will you have diarrhea after eating it?"
"Neither."
"Then what the hell are you doing to stop me? Get out of here, I'll starve to death!"
Seeing that he could no longer persuade him, the veteran shook his head helplessly and walked away: "Captain, it's you who didn't listen to my advice. Don't blame me for a moment..."
Watching the veteran walk away, Zhou Zhongyi snorted coldly.
You didn't notice it yourself, why don't you let me eat it?
You are obviously jealous of me!
I prefer to eat!
Zhou Zhongyi climbed up the tree in twos and twos, reached out to pick a fruit, and took a bite.
"Crispy! Sweet!"
At this moment, a fluffy tail suddenly hung down from above and landed in front of him.
Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment and looked up to see a monkey on the tree staring at him.
He chuckled: "Little monkey, is this fruit yours?"
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, the monkey slapped him.
Zhou Zhongyi received a slap and was stunned: "You, why did you hit me?"
Snapped!
Another slap across the face.
Zhou Zhongyi's face instantly swelled up, and he yelled angrily: "F*ck! Smelly monkey, how dare you f*cking hit me?"
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