Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am
Chapter 332 Send Yi Zhonghai for inspection
"what's the situation?"
Puzzled Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiecheng also rushed in.
"Ah ah ah, what the hell is this? Yi Zhonghai is possessed by a ghost!"
Liu Guangtian also started shouting.
The people in the compound took a few steps back after hearing this, but then they couldn't restrain their curiosity and slowly squeezed into Yi Zhonghai's house.
Soon the pregnant Yi Zhonghai was forcibly carried out by everyone.
If it weren't for the crackdown on feudal superstition now, they would all have thought that Yi Zhonghai was pregnant with someone else.
"What's going on, Lao Yan, you read a lot, tell me!"
Liu Haizhong grabbed Yan Bugui and asked him to explain.
"Let me tell you, I can't tell. Normally, if you have a big belly, it may be flatulence, but with such a big belly, flatulence is impossible. Let me tell you, he must be pregnant, but it's an anecdote for men to be pregnant!"
Yan Bugui also looked helpless. What should he say? The last time he saw this scene was when the third aunt was pregnant with Yan Jiedi, and she also had such a big belly.
"Lao Yi, tell yourself what's wrong with you?"
Liu Haizhong circled Yi Zhonghai a few times, and then curiously asked the taxi driver.
Other wives and old ladies who like to watch the fun also ran over and observed for a while, and they all thought she was pregnant.
But if the eldest mother is pregnant, they will tolerate it, just like the dead tree is springing up and the iron tree is blooming, but they will never tolerate the eldest father being pregnant.
Then Yi Zhonghai told him about his dream about the son given by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"You mean you dreamed that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave you a child? She touched your belly with her finger, and your belly got bigger? Are you kidding me?"
Liu Haizhong didn't believe that this would happen at all.
"Believe it or not, or give me a reasonable explanation!"
Yi Zhonghai also has a bad temper. He was very anxious when he got pregnant for no apparent reason. Liu Haizhong even rushed in to expose the matter. Now he is judging himself like a thief and treating himself like a piece of dough? You can pinch it as much as you want?
"Yi Zhonghai, you have to know that it's you who has the problem. You yelled and woke up everyone in the compound. Now you still have this attitude. What do you want to do?"
Liu Haizhong was also very angry when he saw Yi Zhonghai's attitude. You have done something wrong and are still so arrogant. Do you think you don't take us seriously?
"I'm sorry, it's my problem. I shouldn't have spoken like this, but you all have to understand me. If any of you experienced something like this, you would be screaming. You can't blame me. You can compare your feelings with your own and think about whether what I said is true. reason!"
Yi Zhonghai also realized that there was something wrong with his attitude, so he sincerely apologized.
Everyone in the courtyard couldn't help but nodded. Let alone a man, even if a woman suddenly found out that she was pregnant, she would have to scream.
"What should we do now? Is Yi Zhonghai really pregnant?"
At this time Liu Haizhong didn't know what to do.
"Otherwise you send Yi Zhonghai to the hospital to see if he is pregnant. If Yi Zhonghai is really pregnant, then you have witnessed history. This is the first case of male pregnancy in the country, no, in the world. It’s an honor for everyone to be able to witness this kind of thing, so don’t worry so much about Yi Zhonghai!”
Lin Fan froze when he saw the situation, so he gave them an idea.
"It makes sense, Guangtian Guangfu, come with me and send Yi Zhonghai to the hospital."
Liu Haizhong felt that if he could witness a man's pregnancy with his own eyes, it would be considered as his resume. When he becomes an official in the future, his leader should give him priority. After all, this is a unique thing!
"I'm not going, I'm not going!"
Of course Yi Zhonghai refused to go. He was joking. No matter if he was really pregnant or fake, if he went to the hospital with a pregnant belly, his name would be spread throughout the entire Forty-Nine City tomorrow.
"What's the matter if you don't go? Lao Yan, you're here to help too!"
Liu Haizhong quickly called Yan Bugui, who was a little hesitant. If he helped, he would definitely offend Yi Zhonghai, but if he didn't help, his curiosity would not be satisfied. He was really curious about Yi Zhonghai. What exactly is in the belly.
So the group of people sent Yi Zhonghai away anyway. Aunt Ma was wandering in her thoughts all the time. She wanted to know if Yi Zhonghai was really pregnant, does the child have anything to do with her?
If it matters, the child should be in his belly. If it doesn't matter, then Yi Zhonghai gave birth to a child by himself?
The more the aunt thought about it, the more confused she became, and finally she became completely stupid.
Two-thirds of the people in the courtyard followed him to the hospital. They were really curious about what was in Yi Zhonghai's stomach.
The other third went home and went to bed, preparing to wake up the next day and ask for news.
Lin Fan naturally had no interest in going to the hospital. He took Fang Meng back home and then returned to the small world.
"Xiaomeng, how's it going? What's going on?"
Lou Xiao'e was already waiting impatiently. Seeing Lin Fan and Fang Meng return, she couldn't wait to ask.
"Yi Zhonghai is pregnant."
Fang Meng looked a little weird when he talked about this.
"It turns out that Yi Zhonghai is pregnant. I thought it was no big deal. If you're pregnant, just be pregnant. What woman wouldn't..."
Lou Xiao'e started talking casually, but the more she talked, the more she felt something was wrong.
"Yi Zhonghai! Are you pregnant? Are you sure?"
Lou Xiao'e asked in disbelief.
"Yes, she is indeed pregnant!"
Lin Fan saw Fang Meng turn his gaze towards him, obviously intending to confirm this matter for himself, so Lin Fan confirmed her guess.
"I'm not pregnant yet. Yi Zhonghai is pregnant. I, a woman, can't give birth to a child as well as a man?"
Lou Xiao'e began to doubt life. She felt that she was really useless.
"No, no, how can a man get pregnant? Brother Lin Fan said tonight that he went out to play a prank, right? Is the child his masterpiece?"
Fang Meng suddenly thought of Lin Fan's unusual behavior tonight and felt that he was suspicious.
"Hahaha, yes, it was me. I gave him water from the Zimu River!"
Seeing the two women looking at him with inquiring expressions, Lin Fan couldn't hold back anymore and started to laugh happily.
"The mother-child river in Journey to the West's Daughter's Kingdom?"
Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e asked in unison.
"That's right, that's it!"
Lin Fan admitted it frankly.
"Lin Fan, why would you use such a good thing on Yi Zhonghai? Xiao Meng and I also want to get pregnant!"
Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at Lin Fan with a hint of resentment.
"After drinking the water from the Zimu River, you can only give birth to a daughter, and she will be born in three days. The most important thing is that it is not my child! What you are pregnant with is not my child, so you are still pregnant!"
Lin Fan gave Lou Xiao'e a violent shock, which was really mindless.
Puzzled Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiecheng also rushed in.
"Ah ah ah, what the hell is this? Yi Zhonghai is possessed by a ghost!"
Liu Guangtian also started shouting.
The people in the compound took a few steps back after hearing this, but then they couldn't restrain their curiosity and slowly squeezed into Yi Zhonghai's house.
Soon the pregnant Yi Zhonghai was forcibly carried out by everyone.
If it weren't for the crackdown on feudal superstition now, they would all have thought that Yi Zhonghai was pregnant with someone else.
"What's going on, Lao Yan, you read a lot, tell me!"
Liu Haizhong grabbed Yan Bugui and asked him to explain.
"Let me tell you, I can't tell. Normally, if you have a big belly, it may be flatulence, but with such a big belly, flatulence is impossible. Let me tell you, he must be pregnant, but it's an anecdote for men to be pregnant!"
Yan Bugui also looked helpless. What should he say? The last time he saw this scene was when the third aunt was pregnant with Yan Jiedi, and she also had such a big belly.
"Lao Yi, tell yourself what's wrong with you?"
Liu Haizhong circled Yi Zhonghai a few times, and then curiously asked the taxi driver.
Other wives and old ladies who like to watch the fun also ran over and observed for a while, and they all thought she was pregnant.
But if the eldest mother is pregnant, they will tolerate it, just like the dead tree is springing up and the iron tree is blooming, but they will never tolerate the eldest father being pregnant.
Then Yi Zhonghai told him about his dream about the son given by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"You mean you dreamed that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave you a child? She touched your belly with her finger, and your belly got bigger? Are you kidding me?"
Liu Haizhong didn't believe that this would happen at all.
"Believe it or not, or give me a reasonable explanation!"
Yi Zhonghai also has a bad temper. He was very anxious when he got pregnant for no apparent reason. Liu Haizhong even rushed in to expose the matter. Now he is judging himself like a thief and treating himself like a piece of dough? You can pinch it as much as you want?
"Yi Zhonghai, you have to know that it's you who has the problem. You yelled and woke up everyone in the compound. Now you still have this attitude. What do you want to do?"
Liu Haizhong was also very angry when he saw Yi Zhonghai's attitude. You have done something wrong and are still so arrogant. Do you think you don't take us seriously?
"I'm sorry, it's my problem. I shouldn't have spoken like this, but you all have to understand me. If any of you experienced something like this, you would be screaming. You can't blame me. You can compare your feelings with your own and think about whether what I said is true. reason!"
Yi Zhonghai also realized that there was something wrong with his attitude, so he sincerely apologized.
Everyone in the courtyard couldn't help but nodded. Let alone a man, even if a woman suddenly found out that she was pregnant, she would have to scream.
"What should we do now? Is Yi Zhonghai really pregnant?"
At this time Liu Haizhong didn't know what to do.
"Otherwise you send Yi Zhonghai to the hospital to see if he is pregnant. If Yi Zhonghai is really pregnant, then you have witnessed history. This is the first case of male pregnancy in the country, no, in the world. It’s an honor for everyone to be able to witness this kind of thing, so don’t worry so much about Yi Zhonghai!”
Lin Fan froze when he saw the situation, so he gave them an idea.
"It makes sense, Guangtian Guangfu, come with me and send Yi Zhonghai to the hospital."
Liu Haizhong felt that if he could witness a man's pregnancy with his own eyes, it would be considered as his resume. When he becomes an official in the future, his leader should give him priority. After all, this is a unique thing!
"I'm not going, I'm not going!"
Of course Yi Zhonghai refused to go. He was joking. No matter if he was really pregnant or fake, if he went to the hospital with a pregnant belly, his name would be spread throughout the entire Forty-Nine City tomorrow.
"What's the matter if you don't go? Lao Yan, you're here to help too!"
Liu Haizhong quickly called Yan Bugui, who was a little hesitant. If he helped, he would definitely offend Yi Zhonghai, but if he didn't help, his curiosity would not be satisfied. He was really curious about Yi Zhonghai. What exactly is in the belly.
So the group of people sent Yi Zhonghai away anyway. Aunt Ma was wandering in her thoughts all the time. She wanted to know if Yi Zhonghai was really pregnant, does the child have anything to do with her?
If it matters, the child should be in his belly. If it doesn't matter, then Yi Zhonghai gave birth to a child by himself?
The more the aunt thought about it, the more confused she became, and finally she became completely stupid.
Two-thirds of the people in the courtyard followed him to the hospital. They were really curious about what was in Yi Zhonghai's stomach.
The other third went home and went to bed, preparing to wake up the next day and ask for news.
Lin Fan naturally had no interest in going to the hospital. He took Fang Meng back home and then returned to the small world.
"Xiaomeng, how's it going? What's going on?"
Lou Xiao'e was already waiting impatiently. Seeing Lin Fan and Fang Meng return, she couldn't wait to ask.
"Yi Zhonghai is pregnant."
Fang Meng looked a little weird when he talked about this.
"It turns out that Yi Zhonghai is pregnant. I thought it was no big deal. If you're pregnant, just be pregnant. What woman wouldn't..."
Lou Xiao'e started talking casually, but the more she talked, the more she felt something was wrong.
"Yi Zhonghai! Are you pregnant? Are you sure?"
Lou Xiao'e asked in disbelief.
"Yes, she is indeed pregnant!"
Lin Fan saw Fang Meng turn his gaze towards him, obviously intending to confirm this matter for himself, so Lin Fan confirmed her guess.
"I'm not pregnant yet. Yi Zhonghai is pregnant. I, a woman, can't give birth to a child as well as a man?"
Lou Xiao'e began to doubt life. She felt that she was really useless.
"No, no, how can a man get pregnant? Brother Lin Fan said tonight that he went out to play a prank, right? Is the child his masterpiece?"
Fang Meng suddenly thought of Lin Fan's unusual behavior tonight and felt that he was suspicious.
"Hahaha, yes, it was me. I gave him water from the Zimu River!"
Seeing the two women looking at him with inquiring expressions, Lin Fan couldn't hold back anymore and started to laugh happily.
"The mother-child river in Journey to the West's Daughter's Kingdom?"
Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e asked in unison.
"That's right, that's it!"
Lin Fan admitted it frankly.
"Lin Fan, why would you use such a good thing on Yi Zhonghai? Xiao Meng and I also want to get pregnant!"
Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at Lin Fan with a hint of resentment.
"After drinking the water from the Zimu River, you can only give birth to a daughter, and she will be born in three days. The most important thing is that it is not my child! What you are pregnant with is not my child, so you are still pregnant!"
Lin Fan gave Lou Xiao'e a violent shock, which was really mindless.
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