Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Grandpa Yi, Grandpa Yi!"

Yi Zhonghai was awakened by two immature children's voices, and then he realized that he was lying on the ground at the entrance of the alley, with two people, Xiao Shan Xiaocao, whom he had adopted, in front of him.

"What's wrong with me?"

Yi Zhonghai, who had just woken up, was still a little confused and didn't understand what happened.

"I don't know, Grandpa Yi fell to the ground when Xiaocao and I came over!"

The clear children's voice from the hill finally made Yi Zhonghai wake up.

He quickly got up to check his condition. It is worth mentioning that his arms that were broken by Lin Fan were somewhat healed.

He's better, but not completely. Although he can move his arms, he still has trouble getting dressed and holding chopsticks, let alone doing other things.

After checking, Yi Zhonghai came to the conclusion that he had been robbed.

Fortunately, he only had three yuan and a few cents in change with him, so he didn't feel bad if he lost it. However, his neck hurt, so he took the child back to the courtyard. The world was too chaotic, and the sky was not perfect yet. Hey, why was there a robbery?

Yi Zhonghai took Xiaoshan Xiaocao home. Lin Fan watched Yi Zhonghai enter the small world after returning home.

Although on the surface it seemed like nothing was wrong with Yi Zhonghai, in fact, a little life had begun to grow in his belly.

"Lin Fan, why did you go?"

Lin Fan arrived at the villa in Small World, and Lou Xiao'e and Fang Meng came up to him and asked.

"It's a prank!"

Lin Fan casually explained it. It wasn't that he didn't want to explain in detail, it was just that he couldn't explain it clearly!

"Okay, let's watch Xu Damao's dream tonight and then torture Xu Damao, right?"

Lou Xiao'e suddenly said with a look of anticipation.

"Slowly, slowly, if you keep doing this, Xu Damao will die!"

Lin Fan was a little helpless. Lou Xiao'e wanted to punish Xu Damao to death.

And he had a plan tonight, so he had better not bother Xu Damao. The most important thing was that the emotional value provided by Xu Damao was getting less and less, so he had to be allowed to take a breath.

"Then whose dream are you watching tonight?"

Fang Meng also asked curiously.

"Don't worry yet, he must not be asleep yet, we still have time to do other things!"

Lin Fan hugged the two women and said.

"Just thinking about doing bad things!"

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at Lin Fan, then quickly took off her clothes.

"You have a tough mouth and an honest body. Since you can't wait so hard, you should come first!"

Lin Fan carried them into the room.

……

More than two hours later, Lin Fan comfortably lit up a post-event cigarette.

"Now can you tell us whose dream we are watching tonight? It's so mysterious!"

Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan who was smoking and said helplessly.

Lin Fan didn't say anything and just snapped his fingers. Then a big screen appeared in front of the three of them. The person on the screen was Yi Zhonghai.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai's family in the dream was having a meal, and his two adopted children actually called him daddy. The four of them were enjoying themselves happily.

"It turns out that I knew that Yi Zhonghai had a deep obsession with having a child to support him in old age, but I didn't expect that his obsession was so deep. Isn't he an adopted grandchild? Why did he become a son and a daughter?"

Lou Xiao'e looked in disbelief.

"It shows that deep down in his heart he still wants to have his own child!"

Fang Meng said thoughtfully.

"Then I will fulfill his wish!"

Lin Fan suddenly laughed evilly, and then with a thought, Yi Zhonghai's dream suddenly changed.

In the dream, Yi Zhonghai's home suddenly burst into light, a ray of light flashed, and Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in front of Yi Zhonghai.

"Bodhisattva! Bodhisattva bless you!"

Yi Zhonghai quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

"Yi Zhonghai, I was listening to the Buddha's sermon at Lingshan Mountain. Suddenly, on a whim, I realized that you are sincere and sincere in asking for a child, so I came down to earth to give you a child. You must be kind to her, otherwise you will definitely become a beast in your next life. Let others slaughter you.”

"Thank you Bodhisattva for your blessing. Thank you Bodhisattva for your blessing. I will definitely treat him well!"

Yi Zhonghai beamed with joy. He thought that his sincerity in wanting a child was really moving, so Guanyin Bodhisattva came to give him a child.

"Don't get excited, remember, be kind to her!"

After saying this, Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed at Yi Zhonghai's belly, and then disappeared.

Yi Zhonghai glanced at his belly in confusion and found that it had grown bigger at some point. This was the rhythm for him to have a baby. How could this be possible? He was a boy.

"No!"

Yi Zhonghai let out a scream and then woke up.

When he woke up, he found that his wife and two children were looking at him with horror on their faces.

"I'm sorry, I just had a nightmare!"

Yi Zhonghai said with lingering fear, and then he was about to lie down and go back to sleep, but he found that his wife and child were still staring at him. To be precise, they should be staring at his belly.

What's so good about my belly? My belly...

Yi Zhonghai glanced down and found that his belly was high, as if he was pregnant.

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

Yi Zhonghai let out a heart-rending scream, which set off a chain reaction. Auntie and Xiaoshan Xiaocao couldn't help but scream.

"This day is really unbearable!"

This was the thought of the entire compound at this time.

Almost every night there were people crying and howling, which almost gave them a nervous breakdown.

Then everyone ran out of the house angrily, preparing to find someone to settle the score, and wanted to see who was crazy again today.

Unexpectedly, when they gathered following the shouting, they found that it was Yi Zhonghai's house.

But Yi Zhonghai has always been calm, and he should not make a fuss so easily. And now it is obvious that not only Yi Zhonghai is shouting, but also the aunt and the two adopted children of his family.

"Come out, don't let anyone sleep!"

Liu Haizhong slapped the door of Yi Zhonghai's house hard. He couldn't bear to be frightened like this all the time.

"Second uncle, I'm sorry, my old Yi has a nightmare!"

After filming for a long time, the aunt came to open the door. She stood at the door and began to apologize.

"What's the use of a woman like you? Let Yi Zhonghai speak out and give everyone an explanation!"

Liu Haizhong didn't accept Aunt Ma's apology. He had to ask Yi Zhonghai to apologize to him in person today.

"I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for my family!"

"What's the inconvenience? Do you think he is a woman and is menstruating?"

Auntie brushed aside her bangs and rushed in.

Lin Fan and Fang Meng were watching the excitement from the back of the crowd. When they saw Liu Haizhong rushing in, Lin Fan started counting down: "Five, four, three, two, one!"

"Ahhhh!"

Yi Zhonghai was startled by the bangs that suddenly rushed in.

"Ahhhhh, what the hell are you talking about!"

Liu Haizhong was about to scold Yi Zhonghai for making such a fuss when he suddenly saw his belly that looked like it was ten months pregnant, so he couldn't help shouting.