Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Let me tell you, isn't it just food poisoning? What's there to be afraid of? How about my method of inducing vomiting?"

Liu Haizhong stood in front of everyone and said with some satisfaction.

"Ugh, what did you feed me?" Yi Zhonghai asked while vomiting.

"Child pee!"

"Dung water!"

Everyone rushed to answer.

"Ugh, what bastard did this?" Yi Zhonghai was furious.

"I said, Lao Yi, why are you biting Lu Dongbin and not understanding a good heart? I came up with this good idea just to save you. Now that you are better, you blame me? You are burning the bridge by crossing the river!"

There is some indignation in the bangs. I am here to show off my wisdom and prowess, and you are here to cause trouble?

"Save me? Are you feeding me child urine and feces to save me?"

Yi Zhonghai's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he couldn't help asking angrily.

"Yes, you have food poisoning. Of course I have to induce vomiting in you. Children's urine and feces are so effective!"

Liu Haizhong said plausibly that he was Yi Zhonghai's savior!

"Who told you that I had food poisoning? My wife and I ate the same thing. I got food poisoning, but my wife is fine. Is this possible? Pig brain!"

Yi Zhonghai was almost angered to death by Liu Haizhong, a self-righteous idiot.

"Aren't you suffering from food poisoning? Lin Fan said you were!"

Liu Haizhong said somewhat unreasonably, and passed the blame to Lin Fan.

"Lin Fan, it's you, you said I have food poisoning?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Lin Fan with a faint look.

"Yes, you are frothing at the mouth and twitching all over, isn't it because of food poisoning? Do you think you will be fine after you vomit? It means I read it right!"

Lin Fan didn't show the slightest hint of guilt, but instead analyzed it rationally.

"Then how do you explain that my wife ate the same thing but was fine?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't believe what Lin Fan said at all. Lin Fan must have taken the opportunity to trick him and said that he had food poisoning. It was Lin Fan's fault that he even foamed at the mouth and twitched all over.

"It's terrible to be uneducated. Don't you know that people's physiques are different, and the portions you eat are exactly the same? You must know that even if you eat the same plate of food, eating more or less will cause different results."

Lin Fan made nonsense and deceived him to his heart's content. It didn't matter whether Yi Zhonghai believed it or not.

Anyway, everyone in the compound had almost been fooled by Lin Fan, and they actually felt that Lin Fan was right.

Auntie is not poisoned. She must be in better health and eat less.

"Lin Fan, I really want to thank you!" Yi Zhonghai said through gritted teeth.

Even if everyone was deceived by Lin Fan, Yi Zhonghai would not believe Lin Fan.

Because he had such a big conflict with Lin Fan, Lin Fan wished he was dead, so how could he save him? He must have just wanted to take the opportunity to humiliate him.

"Wrong, you should thank the second uncle, it's all because of his wisdom and prowess!" Lin Fan said playfully.

"That's right, Lao Yi, you don't know who to thank. Are you still a little confused? Do you want me to give you another scoop of shit?"

Liu Haizhong is also a little dissatisfied. It was me, the second uncle, who saved you. Why are you thanking Lin Fan?

Your wife almost fell to her knees in front of Lin Fan, but he refused to save you. If it weren't for me, you would have died long ago!

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Liu Haizhong, who was asking for credit, with a complicated expression, and was speechless.

This idiot, who enjoys being used as a gunman, is really hopeless.

It's really ridiculous that someone like this still thinks about becoming an official every day.

"Lin Fan, our feud will only last a long time. Sooner or later, we will be settled!"

"Who do you think you are? A cripple, a destitute, and an old man. What qualifications do you have to fight with me? Why don't you just try to survive, but you insist on messing with me?"

Lin Fan didn't like Yi Zhonghai and scolded him cruelly.

"Ahem, stop arguing. Why don't we all be in harmony?" Liu Haizhong stood up to smooth things over.

"Humph, Yi Shishui, keep your tail between your legs and be a good person!"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and took Fang Meng home. It was a great day.

"Lao Yi, why are you arguing with Lin Fan? He is young and strong, but you are still so angry at your age!"

Yan Bugui couldn't help but stood up and warned Yi Zhonghai, asking him to restrain himself.

He finally understood that with Lin Fan, even if there was no meat to eat, there would still be soup to drink, but if he went against Lin Fan, he would have to drink boy urine and feces!

"It's none of your business. I didn't realize it. Lao Yan, you not only have the talent of being stingy, but you also have the talent of being a bitch?"

Yi Zhonghai was already furious and would fight anyone he saw.

"You, whatever you want, it's hard to persuade the damned one with nice words!" Yanbu left in a noisy manner.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, how do you want me to say hello to you!"

Liu Haizhong shook his head, looking very disappointed with Yi Zhonghai.

"roll!"

"What did you say, Lao Yi?"

"I said get lost, get lost, do you hear me?" Yi Zhonghai said loudly.

"You, ungrateful, I don't care about you!" Liu Haizhong also got angry and walked away.

"And you guys, why don't you get out of here!"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was scolding the other person, other people in the courtyard did not dare to say anything more and went back to their homes one after another.

"Old Yi..."

The aunt hesitated to speak, wondering what kind of stimulation Yi Zhonghai received, which offended the whole yard!

"Why don't you get some water? Clean me up quickly. Look at what I got here!"

Yi Zhonghai said with an unhappy look on his face, this wife has no eyesight at all.

"Okay, I'll get you some water right now!"

The aunt didn't dare to say anything. Yi Zhonghai was acting crazy today. When she saw anyone quarreling with anyone, she suspected that Yi Zhonghai drank too much excrement and had excrement in his head.

At this time, Lin Fan and Fang Meng returned home, and Fang Meng was already laughing so hard that she couldn't stand upright.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you doing too much harm? You made Yi Zhonghai drink so much excrement, I guess he will hate you to death!"

Fang Meng couldn't help laughing when she thought of the scene just now.

Although Yi Zhonghai's appearance just now covered in feces was disgusting, it was also very funny.

"He deserves it. Who asked him to provoke me, and I can make him feel better? This is all minor. If he provokes me again in the future, his end will only be worse!"

This old boy Yi Zhonghai has been defeated and defeated repeatedly. He is really perseverant.

However, Yi Zhonghai only had one life, two hands and two feet, so he didn't know whether he could resist his own revenge.

If this happens accidentally, then there will be one less big provider of emotional value.

Just from tonight's big show, Lin Fan gained over 40 emotional points.

If you kill Yi Zhonghai, where can you find such good leeks?

Lin Fan was a little distressed. If Yi Zhonghai provoked him, he would definitely teach him a lesson.

But when it comes to teaching Yi Zhonghai a lesson, Yi Zhonghai doesn't care if it's too light, but Lin Fan is afraid that Yi Zhonghai won't be able to handle it if it's too heavy, which is really a headache.