Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"But Yi Zhonghai went too far. He actually wanted to accuse you of stealing money. If he succeeds, then brother Lin Fan will go to jail!"

After touching the Roaring Sky Dog's head and pouring some dog food for it, Fang Meng stood up and said angrily.

"Yes, but don't worry, I will make him realize his mistake!"

Yi Zhonghai not only wanted to put himself in jail, he also wanted to kill himself.

Even the pistols were produced, and they were really using any means necessary.

But Yi Zhonghai doesn't look like he has a pistol. Could it be that it belongs to a deaf old lady?

This damn old woman kept her secrets secret, and Lin Fan felt that he still underestimated her.

But how to deal with Yi Zhonghai? He is not a gentleman if he doesn't take revenge. A gentleman takes revenge every ten years. Lin Fan takes revenge from morning to night.

Although Yi Zhonghai had been beaten just now, wouldn't it be too easy for him to let Yi Zhonghai go like this?

But Yi Zhonghai also had a broken hand, how could he be punished?

"Meng'er, I'm going out!" Lin Fan said and hurried out.

"Why are you in such a hurry!" Fang Meng was a little confused.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Fan came back in a hurry.

"Brother Lin Fan, what are you doing?" Fang Meng asked curiously.

"I'll prepare some Chinese medicine and give it to Yi Zhonghai to try!"

"Laxative?"

"Keep it secret, you'll know soon!" Lin Fan said while making the medicine.

With his proficiency in medical skills, Lin Fan quickly prepared a pill.

"Brother Lin Fan, you have prepared the pills, how can you let Yi Zhonghai take them?"

Fang Meng suddenly asked a question that touched his soul, which made Lin Fan a little confused.

"Should I knock him unconscious and feed him?" Lin Fan asked tentatively.

"Who else would knock him out besides you? He'll guess it was you who did it!"

Fang Meng rolled his eyes. Brother Lin Fan's method was too simple and crude, wasn't it?

"So what, he has no evidence, so what if he knows it was me?"

"I broke his arm before, so he must have guessed it was me, but what can he do?"

The more Lin Fan talked, the more confident he became. Not to mention that he knocked Yi Zhonghai unconscious and fed him medicine. Even if Yi Zhonghai was awake and fed him medicine, what could he do?

"What you said seems to make sense!" Fang Meng said cutely.

"Then, can I still lie to you?" Lin Fan smiled proudly.

When it was late at night, Lin Fan quietly went out.

Lin Fan quietly entered Yi Zhonghai's home. Yi Zhonghai and his aunt were sleeping soundly.

It's good to be asleep. You don't have to do it yourself. Although it's okay to do it, Lin Fan is a kind person and can't bear to force others to do things.

Lin Fan put the pills he prepared into Yi Zhonghai's mouth, and then quietly left Yi Zhonghai's home.

"Brother Lin Fan, what exactly did you feed Yi Zhonghai? Can you tell me now?"

"There will be news at Yi Zhonghai's house soon, just wait and see!"

Lin Fan smiled mysteriously, Fang Meng bit him angrily, and then the two started fighting.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me? Lao Yi, come here quickly!"

Suddenly, a mother's panicked shouts came from Yi Zhonghai's house.

Everyone in the courtyard was woken up, and everyone endured their sleepiness and came to Yi Zhonghai's house.

They found Yi Zhonghai foaming at the mouth and twitching all over, as if he had a convulsion.

The aunt was at a loss and walked around Yi Zhonghai, not knowing what to do.

"Oh, what's wrong with Lao Yi? Does he have epilepsy?"

Liu Haizhong looked at the twitching Yi Zhonghai and was secretly happy in his heart but worried on the outside.

"I don't know either. I have been married to him for so many years and I have never seen him like this!"

The aunt was also confused. Yi Zhonghai had never been like this before.

"What should we do? Second uncle, can you help me take Lao Yi to the hospital?"

The aunt had no choice but to ask Liu Haizhong for help. It was unrealistic for her to carry Yi Zhonghai to the hospital alone.

"I think he has food poisoning. It will be too late to carry him to the hospital. He will be dead when he gets there!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Lin Fan, do you have any idea? Please save Lao Yi!" The aunt grabbed the last straw as if she was drowning.

"Why should I save him? He actually wants to frame me. It would be better if he died!"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes, looking like he was watching a good show.

"I beg you, please save Lao Yi!" the eldest mother begged.

"No need to beg him, isn't it just food poisoning? I know how to save him!"

Liu Haizhong was thinking hard, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he thought of a good idea.

"Second uncle, please tell me how to save Lao Yi!"

"Wouldn't it be enough to induce vomiting in him and let him spit out all the food?"

"Yes, yes, that's what you should do! But how do you induce vomiting in Lao Yi?"

The aunt nodded repeatedly, suddenly feeling a little worried.

"Feed him baby urine!" Liu Haizhong thought of this remedy.

"Huairu, let Banggeng help me with some baby urine!" The aunt looked at Qin Huairu pleadingly.

"Okay, Banggeng, pee a little!" Qin Huairu hesitated for a moment, but agreed.

"There are so many people, I can't pee!"

Banggeng found that everyone in the hospital was looking at him. He was so nervous that he couldn't urinate at all.

"Here I come, my urine is yellow, I'll wake him up!" Liu Guangfu volunteered to stand up and peed directly on Yi Zhonghai's face.

"You idiot, just feed him something to drink. Why are you peeing on his face?"

Liu Haizhong staggered Liu Guangtian with a slap.

"I don't have any more, I've finished peeing!" Liu Guangtian said with some embarrassment.

"Liberation, Jie Kuang, come on!" Yan Bugui also called up his son.

However, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang drank all their urine into Yi Zhonghai, and Yi Zhonghai did not spit it out.

Auntie suppressed her nausea and checked Yi Zhonghai's condition. She found that he had not improved at all and was extremely anxious.

"What should I do? What should I do? This won't work. Lao Yi can't vomit at all!"

"You idiot, just go to the toilet and fill him with excrement water!" Someone in the crowd suddenly said.

"Yes, fill him with fecal water!" Liu Haizhong and his aunt suddenly realized, and they happily ran to the toilet to get fecal water.

No one knew who said this just now. Only Fang Meng glanced at Lin Fan with a smile.

She finally knew what brother Lin Fan wanted to do when he prepared the pills. What a loss!

The others didn't know Lin Fan's plan, so they fed Yi Zhonghai ladle after ladle of dung water.

"vomit!"

Yi Zhonghai's stomach was so full that he suddenly turned over and vomited.

The other people quickly retreated and stayed away from Yi Zhonghai.

Only the eldest mother was very surprised, because after Yi Zhonghai vomited it out, he neither foamed at the mouth nor twitched all over, which meant that he was already well.

"As expected, you still have to rely on me, the wise and powerful second uncle, who is not afraid of danger!"

When Liu Haizhong saw that Yi Zhonghai was getting better, he couldn't help but praise himself.