【HP】I don’t want to fall in love, I just want to mess around

The entire atmosphere in Hogwarts instantly became gloomy.

Umbridge forbade everyone to talk about the tabloids that had mysteriously appeared throughout the castle this morning, but the more she banned it, the more curious they became.

Throughout the day today, students from various colleges went to and from get out of class together. Umbridge and Filch were wandering around the castle like ghosts. If they found someone playing privately between classes, they would inevitably be interrogated and deducted points.

Everyone didn't say anything on the surface, but waited until they returned to the dormitory in the evening to start a heated discussion.

Many students already believe that what the tabloid said is true, otherwise Umbridge would not be so extreme. However, everyone is more curious about who planned all this and how it was posted all over the castle.

Esther mingled with a group of confused Hufflepuffs and listened to their discussion for a while, then returned to the dormitory, took out the two-way mirror and asked Draco about the situation there.

"I just came back and Umbridge was furious." Draco on the opposite side said: "She suspected that Harry and the others did everything. Then she found us Slytherins and wanted to set up a special operations team. She said She only trusts us Slytherins now."

"But she doesn't know that her most trusted Slytherin students are participating in all this."

Esther couldn't help but smile.

Draco seemed to find it funny, and the corners of his lips raised as he continued: "But we don't really want to work under her, after all, she is just a mixed race, and she is so despicable. But she promised that the members of the special operations team can have Some people are tempted by the right to deduct points from other students and add points to their own college.”

Esther was a little surprised. She didn't expect that the special operations team was established so early than in the original work. Sure enough, this time it really hit Umbridge's pain point.

"Then have you signed up?" Although she knew the answer in her heart, she still asked.

Draco shook his head to her surprise: "Not yet, not just me, but also other people in Slytherin. Although everyone is excited, they are waiting for her to make a higher promise. After all, if we are too excited, If we agree, it seems that we are too low-priced.”

Esther clicked her tongue in amazement: "Your behavior fits my stereotype of Slytherin. Who came up with it? Zabini?"

This time it was Draco's turn to be surprised: "How do you know? It was indeed Zabini who suggested it first."

Esther smiled: "It's not hard to guess that the only ones with brains among you are Zabini and Nott, but Nott will not get involved in these things, and only Zabini can control Parkinson."

"What's that?" Draco was reluctant: "I'm pretty smart too, right?"

"But your IQ fluctuates, up and down."

"Esther!!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong and I'm sorry."

……

They chatted for a while, and it wasn't until late at night that they said good night to each other and went to bed.

When I got up the next day, it was not a good day.

Everyone packed up in a daze and headed to the auditorium for breakfast under the leadership of the prefect.

"I've had enough! When will this end?"

Donna muttered.

Her words resonated with many people, and everyone sighed.

"Oh, even though this is only the second day, I'm tired of it."

"It seems that there is no tabloid posted in the school today. I also want to know what the [next article] of that tabloid will write!"

"The guards are so strict now, even if you want to stick it, it's impossible, right?"

"Today we have Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts classes! Oh my god! Let a meteorite hit me and kill me! What's the difference between scheduling classes like this and killing me?"

It was lively when there were many people. They walked to the auditorium chattering, and then they found a few new rules added to the wall.

[From now on, irregular spot checks will be carried out in the lounges and classrooms, and any prohibited items found will be dealt with immediately. 】

[The special operations team has begun to be formed. Those who are interested can voluntarily go to Professor Umbridge's office to sign up. 】

"What on earth is she going to do?" Ernie couldn't help complaining when he saw the announcement: "The lounge also needs to be checked. Do we still have any privacy? There is also this special operations team. Is anyone really willing to participate?"

"Of course." Justin hooked his neck and nodded in the direction of several Slytherin students passing by: "Students from other houses will not participate. They will definitely join in the fun."

"Okay, don't stay here all the time, let's eat quickly." Hannah reminded them to keep up with everyone else and go to have breakfast.

After everyone was seated, Donna whispered to everyone: "I still have some Weasley brothers' prank products that I bought in my dormitory. I have to hide them quickly. If Umbridge finds out, I will definitely use them as an excuse."

Fiona was also a little worried: "Me too, but where can I hide it?"

Esther calmly ate her toast and said to them: "There is no surveillance in Hogwarts. They may not be able to find you in any secret passage. By the way, in today's Defense Against the Dark Arts class, I want to give our dear Wu Please watch Professor Mrich's little prank."

Donna and Ariana opened their eyes wide when they heard this, full of curiosity and support.

Cathy advised: "It's better not to take such risks. If we anger her again, our situation will be even more difficult."

"What are you afraid of?" Donna supported Esther very much: "It's as if if we don't do this, she won't make things difficult for us. Esther, what are you going to do later? Take me with you!"

"Take me one too!"

Ariana lowered her voice and echoed excitedly.

Esther motioned for them to keep their voices down, and then said: "I recently learned a new silent spell, and I just want to try it on her."

Anne also came over: "You shouldn't tell us this. If you want to punish Umbridge secretly, you shouldn't tell anyone. Be careful of leaks."

Esther smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I believe you."

In fact, Esther deliberately revealed it to them in public because she wanted Umbridge to start doubting her. As long as Umbridge came to her, she would have an excuse to fight back.

The classes in the morning are relatively relaxed, and in the afternoon there is the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

After class, everyone consciously put their wands back in the drawer. In Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Umbridge never let them use their wands.

Esther tied the wand into her sleeve in advance and covered it up with her large school uniform robe so that no trace could be seen.

After Umbridge came into the classroom, she arranged for everyone to read the textbook aloud.

Esther took the opportunity to wave her arms slightly, while silently reciting a spell in her mind. The next second, Umbridge's whole body was suspended in the air, and then she spun around wildly involuntarily.

"what--"

She screamed in terror, her voice sounding like a frog whose vocal sac had been pierced, weak and harsh.

"Stop it! Stop it!"

She shouted regardless of image.

After the initial shock, the students all showed expressions of watching the fun.

"This is because even Merlin can't stand her. Is her retribution coming?"

A Hufflepuff boy on the side murmured.