【HP】I don’t want to fall in love, I just want to mess around

"The Exclusive Report on Dolores Jane Umbridge - Part [-]"

"Everyone may not know a lot about this new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. In fact, the entire Ministry of Magic's understanding of this professor is very shallow. Everyone only knows that she is Fudge's loyal subordinate. I strongly support pure blood and Muggle-repellent.

However, the students have been with her for a while, and most of them probably realize her cold and cruel side of human nature. In the Muggle world, it is generally believed that a person's character flaws are more influenced by her parents and her upbringing than her natural background.

So, what kind of family created her such a twisted character?

First of all, it should be stated that Dolores Jane Umbridge is not a pureblood. Even though she has been claiming to the outside world that she comes from Selwyn, one of the 28 pure-blood families, in fact this is just her one-sided statement.

If there are relatives of classmates who have worked in the Ministry of Magic for many years, then maybe they know that many years ago, there was an Orford Umbridge in the Magic Maintenance Department, and he was the biological father of our Professor Umbridge. Professor Umbridge's mother is a Muggle. She is the eldest daughter in the family. In addition, she has a squib brother.

Perhaps the more people lack something, the more they want it. We have reason to suspect that it is precisely because she is not a pure-blood that Umbridge has always emphasized and pretended that she comes from a noble pure-blood family.

At the same time, her relationship with her family is also very delicate. He looks down on his father who has spent his whole life cleaning at the Ministry of Magic, and even more on his Muggle mother and his squib brother who can't even use magic.

She believed that her mother was frivolous and stupid, and her attitude towards her was particularly bad. Not only did she not respect her grateful mother since she was a child, but she also insulted and belittled her in various ways. As a result, her parents separated when she was 15 years old, and her mother abandoned her and took her younger brother with her. Leave alone.

We cannot deny this. Perhaps it was this unfortunate family life that led to her cruel and indifferent character. Even though many years later she had already disguised herself as the "successful person" she imagined, she could put aside all her My heart is still the same as before.

I also sincerely hope that Professor Umbridge can be braver, face her true self sincerely, and stop pretending to be young.

It really makes you look like a pink toad. "

The entrance to the Hufflepuff common room.

Justin read what was written on the paper word for word, and then the surroundings fell into silence.

It was already time for breakfast, and he was surrounded by a dozen Hufflepuff students, all of whom listened carefully to what he read on the paper.

Hannah reached for the paper in Justin's hand, her eyes widened, filled with gloating and unconcealed curiosity.

"Oh my God! Who wrote this? Is it true?"

Esther, the instigator, remained silent in the crowd.

In fact, last night she originally wanted to be more subtle and post a copy of this report in the lounges of the four colleges, but Draco refused.

He thought it was not necessary, and the risk was greater. Hufflepuff and Slytherin were easy to talk to, and they could both enter it. The rest room of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw was not so easy to enter.

So Esther did the next best thing and posted herself at the entrance to the lounges of the four colleges.

Just as Ernie was about to open his mouth to say something, he heard Susan in front shout: "Come on, everyone, they are here too!"

Everyone swarmed over.

Susan was holding a piece of parchment that was exactly the same as the one found at the door. The content and handwriting inside were also exactly the same.

"There's more ahead!"

A sharp-eyed student noticed that there were still a few stickers on the wall in front of him.

"Which master did this? Regardless of whether the story is true or not, he is really a master to be able to post so many things under Filch's nose!"

Someone exclaimed.

Esther took the opportunity to say: "I think what you said makes sense, maybe it's true, especially the last sentence is definitely the truth."

Everyone let out a burst of laughter.

Everyone walked towards the auditorium together, and every few steps they would find a tabloid with the same content. All the students they met on the way were excitedly talking about what was in the tabloid and guessing who did it.

When they reached the auditorium, Umbridge came after hearing the news. She ordered Filch to destroy all the tabloids, but due to the large number and the fact that they were plastered almost all over the castle, it would take a certain amount of time to destroy them all.

And some clever students have already hidden their own copies that they tore off the wall.

Umbridge's chest was heaving violently, her face was ashen, and she couldn't even squeeze out her usual fake smile.

She glanced at everyone in the auditorium, taking in everyone's gaze to watch the excitement.

The expression on her face became more and more vicious, as if she wanted to immediately find who did it and tear that person into pieces.

Taking two deep breaths, she walked to the podium as calmly as possible and said to the messy students: "Everyone, due to the pranks of some students, I have to question the safety of Hogwarts. From today on, all extracurricular activities will be closed." All activities have been stopped, and students will go to and from class together. They will all return to their lounges after school and are not allowed to go out. Anyone found to have violated discipline will be expelled."

There was a burst of dissatisfied boos from the students below.

She ignored these voices and finally forced out a stiff smile that could no longer be fake: "I am very sad that someone used such vicious lies to smear me. Not a word of what is written above is true! I will discuss this matter next Conduct a comprehensive investigation, and those who commit these pranks better not let me find out who you are, otherwise you will pay a serious price for your actions."

She gritted her teeth at the end, but her eyes fell on Harry and the others.

It was obvious that they were her first suspects.

Although Harry and the others tried their best to hide their gloating expressions, how could they not hold back their laughter at such a fun thing?

He had not been this happy for a long time this semester, so he looked directly at Umbridge without fear, with a half-smile on his lips, and his expression looked even more contemptuous.

The vicious look in Umbridge's eyes did not fade away at all. She stared at Harry gloomily for a few seconds, then looked away, trying her best to appear unaffected.

As if it was really just a frivolous, unimportant slur.

Only she knew how panicked she felt inside.

Because those are all true.

Among the crowd, Draco cast a worried look at Esther. Esther keenly caught his gaze and smiled at him.

Don't panic, it's all a small scene.