Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"..."

This was the first time that Guo Zijian was pointed at and called a bastard, worse than a gangster.

This made the leader of the Ax Gang, who had been in power for more than ten years, not sure whether to cry or laugh.

"If you want to do it, hurry up, I'm still in a hurry!"

Guo Zijian was too lazy to roll up his sleeves with him, revealing his steel-like muscles and his iron fist!

He reached out, made a fist, and punched out.

"Boom" sound.

There was actually a faint sound of breaking through the sky!

The huge fist was close to Gazi's ear, and the air flow gave him a free blow.

Guo Zijian said with a dark face: "Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole?"

“Swallow~~”

Gazi swallowed secretly and looked at the fist that was half the size of his head next to his ear.

Sweat flowing!

Is an "ordinary truck driver" so good these days?

"I've seen it, I've seen it, big brother has something to say...I'm not here to fight."

Ga Zi was captured by Guo Zijian's momentum, and the haze enveloped his whole body, as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, shivering with cold!

Death, this is the breath of death.

Ga Zi exclaimed in his heart: This squinty-eyed monster must have had a lot of blood on his hands and was in contact with corpses all day long...

"You're not here to fight? So what if you stopped my car?!"

Ghosts believe you!

Guo Zijian felt that this bastard didn't want to live anymore, and even now, he was still trying to fool him.

"No, didn't I just watch your car slow down? There must be something wrong with the car. I need to help you fix it quickly...

Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding. "

"Jack, why are Brother Gazi so scared? Your legs are shaking!"

"Why are your legs shaking? That's an arrogant sway..."

"What about the trembling lips?"

"What are you shaking? That's rap cursing..."

A group of younger brothers behind him saw something was wrong and wanted to go up to help, so they asked the second brother.

Unexpectedly, the second brother is blind and has blind confidence in his own brother.

Not only did he not come forward to help, but he boasted mindlessly from behind and even took the lead in applauding and shouting.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Come on, big brother!"

When Ga Zi heard this, he broke out in cold sweat, his body trembled, and he felt even more miserable than he could express.

You don't like me and want me to die early, right?

come on?

Gasoline or diesel?

92, 95 or 97...or maybe they are planning to move me to number seven! ! !

really.

When Guo Zijian, who was confronting him, heard this, the trigeminal nerve in his head went riot.

"Boy, you are very brave. All the brothers support you! Which bone is itchy? I will help you break it and make soup."

"No, I was wrong, they must have... must have thought that your car wasn't moving because it ran out of gas.

That’s why I shouted, “Come on, come on!” "

This explanation is quite reasonable.

now.

No matter how arrogant the younger brother behind him is, how humble the gazi in front of him is.

"Uncle, just treat us like ps. If you don't like it, if you feel uncomfortable... just let us go!"

"……roll!"

Guo Zijian dislikes weaklings the most.

With the sound of rolling, Gazi immediately felt like he was being pardoned, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Ga Zi thought: My life is finally saved.

Just thought it was done.

Guo Zijian turned around and was about to get in the car when Guo Zijian found that his shoelaces were so frightened that he had loosened them.

He quickly leaned down to tie his shoelaces...

This scene happened to be witnessed by Ling Shiyu on the lorry.

"No, this bastard wants to attack from behind, but he doesn't want to harm people's lives!"

"Boom!"

Ling Shiyu opened the car door, jumped out of the car, flew forward and kicked the innocent man over.

"Fuck~~"

Don't wait for the gazi attack.

"Shh."

Ling Shiyu whipped out a gun and pointed it condescendingly between Gazi's eyebrows.

Gazi who had just aroused anger.

It went silent instantly.

Two bosses, if it doesn’t work, then I’ll leave? ? ?

"Don't move, you sit in my hands, and the gray society behind is squatting for me.

If anyone moves, I'll blow his head off first, and then I'll kill you..."

What's happening here?

Just after sending away a Shura, I met another Yaksha! Why am I the unlucky one again?

Ga Zi felt extremely aggrieved: Sister, I was just tying my shoelaces, nothing serious, there is no need to be sentenced to death!

The sweat on his forehead fell off in a flash.

Even the younger brother behind him, who boasted about his elder brother's omnipotence, was stunned at this moment.

The applauding hands froze in mid-air.

I don't know whether to put it down or to hold it up, it just stood there like a puppet.

After hearing Ling Shiyu's words, everyone was stunned.

What's going on? !

"When did Brother Gazi become the seat steward? Why didn't I know?"

"I don't even know when I became a slave to the gray society... How do I know about him?"

"Didn't you agree that you were just here to steal a dog? Why did you meet someone with a gun? I already told you that it was illegal and you couldn't do it.

Mom...I miss you! "

Guo Zijian on the side was also confused by the scene in front of him.

Haven't you solved it yourself?

What is the female guest doing?

Also, where did this pistol come from? Did you buy it at the two-yuan store again?

How brave are young people these days? How dare they pretend to be police officers with a fake gun?

Ling Shiyu was holding a special lady's gun, which was the first time Guo Zijian had seen it.

Mistaken it as a toy lighter...

"Really awesome!"

Guo Zijian silently gave him a thumbs up.

"Tell me the truth, who sent you here?"

"Are you good at fighting? You have to talk about your background when you come out to hang out... Which path are you in?"

Why do these words sound so familiar? !

Everyone feels familiar...

"My name is Gazi. If you don't like it, you can call me Brother Gazi. I can bear it."

"Oh. It turns out to be little Yakuza~~~"

Ling Shiyu's little words made him cry out of grievance.

a few minutes ago.

This was what he said to Guo Zijian, and he almost got slapped in the face and changed his hair style to a killer one.

After a few minutes.

It was the same sentence, but this time, it was said with a gun pointed at his head.

So aggrieved!

In the next few minutes.

The Gazi group almost knelt on the ground and recounted the entire incident.

"..."

Guo Zijian and Ling Shiyu looked strange when they heard this, almost doubting their own ears and the IQ of this group of people!

"Are you stealing a dog? This is a robbery, a clear robbery!"

"Woah, woman, you have a gun, you have the final say."

Ling Shiyu was lecturing here, and Guo Zijian was already calling Ye Yifan to confirm the whole story.

"I know, goodbye boss... Sister, Ye Zi has confirmed it.

Yesterday, there was indeed such a strange customer. He spent 3 yuan to buy a dog but failed. He said he wanted revenge? "

As soon as he talked about buying a dog, Gazi became very angry. Even though he was being controlled, he still couldn't help but complain.

"A Labrador costs a few thousand yuan at most. I paid 3 yuan, but he actually said I was poor. How could I be poor...

How much did you pay for this dog? "

"30."

Ling Shiyu replied without raising her head, and the atmosphere at the scene became silent for 10 seconds.

A dog costs 30, and everyone present couldn’t believe their ears.

……

"...paralysis, I'm just a poor person...wuwuwu."

At this moment, Gazi finally understood why Ye Yifan looked at him like an idiot.

I still have to make up one: Chasing Electric Dog, I didn’t take a fancy to you!

The unscrupulous businessman was obviously laughing at me for not giving me enough money.