Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

Gu Zijian drove the van to a remote and uninhabited section of road.

"Too bad, there are no people on this stretch of road ahead. It's easy to get blocked."

Ling Shiyu looked at the sparsely populated suburban road, frowning slightly, and had a bad feeling.

So he urged Gu Zijian.

"Master, don't stop the car..."

The voice did not fall.

"Sha~~~"

Gu Zijian stepped on the brake pedal, and there was a sudden braking from under the car, which made the tires smoke.

Ling Shiyu leaned forward to talk to him again because she was not wearing a seat belt.

One of them lost his footing and almost flew out.

Fortunately, he was quick and managed to hold onto the front seat in time to stop himself.

Wait until the car stops.

Ling Shiyu asked quietly: "Master, are you a local? I just said not to stop, why did you brake instead?!"

Gu Zijian's reaction once made Ling Shiyu think that he was an outsider.

The essential.

What she just spoke was Mandarin!

Who knew that Gu Zijian's next words would really make her bleed.

"But there's a red light ahead, alas!"

The two were followed by an unknown vehicle and encountered a red light in front of them. So Gu Zijian, who "obeys the rules and abides by the law".

He stopped the car urgently.

"..."

What can Ling Shiyu say about this?

Could it be that as a public servant, he was accused of running a red light without breaking the law or discipline?

It doesn't make sense.

"I'm really impressed with you. I'll give this to you. Put it on the roof of the car. It can break through any lights."

Ling Shiyu said as she took out a palm-sized warning light from the crack of Oppai.

He handed it to the confused Gu Zijian.

"Holy crap, is that Two-dimensional space in your chest, or is it Doraemon..."

Tolerance is a virtue!

That's what it meant.

"...Stop talking nonsense and just do it!"

Ling Shiyu's face turned dark instantly.

This is the second man who dares to comment on her majesty and fearlessness in front of her.

The first one is Ye Yifan!

"By the way, female guest, where did you buy this alarm? It's just like the real thing."

It felt good to Gu Zijian's hand, so he hung it on the roof of the car and opened it.

"Woooooo~~~"

There is almost no difference between the sound of the alarm and the real one!

Gu Zijian was so excited that he wanted to buy one, so he could play with it at the pier to scare the brothers.

How long has this happened? My heart is too big.

"I bought it from the Yuan Supermarket. When is it? Run quickly."

Ling Shiyu was purely trying to take care of Zijian's "ordinary citizens" emotions.

If you told him that he was being targeted by suspected gangsters and villains, he might be scared to death.

"Okay, let's give it a try first."

Gu Zijian thought to himself: What happened just now? Now is the critical moment when he is being hunted by suspected hostile forces.

Of course the female guest’s life is the most important! It’s a huge sum of 250 yuan and a 5-star review!

I was still confused about whether to go through the red light or not.

Fortunately, this woman was smart and knew how to use a fake thing to ease the embarrassment. This time she had an excuse (not to pretend to be a good citizen) and ran away.

Ling Shiyu (Gu Zijian): Fortunately, I am wise enough!

"Wang Wang."

From the perspective of Zhudian Dog, the two of them combined have more than 800 minds.

I went to the vegetable market and bought a pound of lotus root, half of which was filled with eyes~~~

What happened on Lalamove.

The Xiaozhong CC who was chasing it behind did not know about it, but saw it suddenly stop at the traffic light.

"Brother Gazi, they have stopped, should we go up first?"

"Wait a minute... Holy shit, he, he, he put a light on himself and ran away again?

You really think of yourself as a police car! "

Just when Gazi and others were considering whether to take advantage of this situation to step forward to intercept.

Suddenly saw.

One hand reached out of the car window, pressed a police light on the roof of the car, and then drove away unscrupulously.

This operation stunned a group of people.

"..."

“In order to deliver goods on time these days, does Lalamove even dare to pretend to be a police car?”

"I really think I'm blind. I can't see that the sticker on the car is not a demon spirit, but a lala lala!"

for a while.

Gazi and others were all confused, and after thinking about it again and again, they all discussed it.

"Brother Gazi, when this happens...should we call a demon spirit first?!"

"You're stupid, we're here to steal the dog today, just slap it~~~ follow us."

Gazi felt that it was more important to get the electric chasing dog first than to report it.

As for the installation of police cars in Lalamove?

Don't panic, take out your phone to take a photo and record the screen to save the evidence.

after all.

Although they are arrogant, they are basically good citizens!

Soon.

Gu Zijian's van slowed down again.

"what happened again?"

"It may be that the water tank is overheated, and the classic car needs to dissipate the heat before it can go on the road again."

"...There are so many problems."

Ling Shiyu was speechless. If Gu Zijian hadn't been the driver introduced by Ye Yifan, she would have suspected that he was with the group of people chasing after her.

Was this sent by God to torture her?

"Brother Gazi, look, they are slowing down. Shall we go up?"

"Hmph, he thought it would become a police car if it installed an alarm? Wouldn't it become a warship if it installed a sail?

Pull the car (boat) over, who do you think I am? "

Two people and one dog, do they really think they are the third general of the navy? Get him!

I have to admire Gazi for his courage.

A spirit of relying on the ship king was born leisurely! ! !

"Sha~~~"

Xiaozhongcc caught up from behind and blocked the two people's car. Everyone got out of the car and prepared to start stealing the dog.

Ga Zi's arrogant appearance, coupled with the blessing of gold items such as a big gold chain and a small watch, coupled with his gait of disowning his relatives, there are 5-6 younger brothers behind him.

A real "villain" boss.

"Bump!"

"Turn off the engine and get out of the car!"

Seeing Ga Zi's dirty hands patting his car, Gu Zijian became angry immediately.

"How dare you touch my treasure and scare my guests? You old birthday girl is going to hang yourself - you're tired of living."

"Don't get out of the car yet, I'll go down and take a look."

Gu Zijian comforted Ling Shiyu and opened the door and got out of the car without waiting for her reaction.

His original Chinese character face was now full of gloom, looking ferocious and terrifying, and his narrowed eyes were even more revealing with a red light.

The nearly 2-meter-tall body is like an iron wall.

The murderous aura condensed on his body was like mist, and the haze enveloped the group of bastards in front of him who did not know whether to live or die.

Just standing there, before taking action, the person on the other side was already trembling with fear.

"What a strong sense of oppression!"

"Those who squint their eyes are indeed monsters."

"What are you afraid of? Look at me."

I saw that Gazi was a coward, but he was not a coward. He could not let his brothers laugh at the joke, so he had to be strong and calm to stand up.

"Are you good at fighting? You need a background to join the gang...are you on the same path?"

Confuse? Not here to find me?

You can’t even look for my guests! I, Gu Zijian, will stand up to this fight. I just need to use a little more strength and don't cripple him.

"My name is Gu Zijian. If you don't like it, just call me Prince! I can bear it."

Prince... never heard of it?

Ga Zi had never heard of this nickname in the rich second-generation circle, so he immediately calmed down.

Even without knowing whether to live or die, he walked up to Gu Zijian's ear and said softly.

"It turned out to be a punk!"