Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"It's over, now the whole Internet knows that I competed with the toad for food... silly girl, let's see if I don't strangle you to death."

Sister Zhou was so angry that she rushed towards the silly girl who had spilled the beans.

Two women had their first sexual intercourse within five minutes of the live broadcast.

Tip: This is not a script!

"Haha, I didn't believe it at first, but Sister Zhou's reaction is obviously self-inflicted."

"Actually, it's nothing. Toads generally eat flies, earthworms, flying insects... these are high-protein foods. They are very nutritious."

"How tall is it?"

"It's as high as three or four floors!"

With no time to take into account the ridicule of netizens, Sister Zhou and Dai Meier have become entangled together and put on a three-legged cat kung fu show.

"Old woman, let me tear your mouth apart!"

"Come on, I'm afraid you are a puppy."

However, it didn't take long for the victory to be decided.

The stupid girl was completely suppressed and had no room to resist.

"I surrender...I've known you for so long, but I've never realized you are so strong, you're so beastly."

The stupid girl took the initiative to wave the white flag and admit defeat!

"Huh, I'll forgive you this time, even though I'm still very angry!"

Sister Zhou also saw that the stupid girl had surrendered, and what she said was the truth, so she stopped pursuing it.

"From now on, I will write off the money for toad rations in one stroke, and I will not compensate you.

Just treat it as mental damages. "

When Sister Zhou came, she didn't forget to take advantage.

"Tch, you're so stingy. Forget it, just treat it like feeding a dog."

"Can you say that again."

Although the stupid girl can't be beaten, she can't be timid. If she provokes Sister Zhou, she will pounce on her again.

Seeing that the two women were actually asking for compensation for food rations, they almost started to do it again.

Some fans who didn't know the price couldn't help but become curious.

"How much does a bag of rations cost? Are you so fussy about it?"

"Send the link to the anchor, and I'll buy you a hundred and eighty bags to take care of yourself."

"Hush, young man, don't talk nonsense.

I remember... a bag of garlic toad rations costs 2500 blue star coins. "

“一袋这么多，80袋就是，我算算：1-1得1，2-2得4、3-8妇女节。”

"Upstairs, is your math taught by your physical education teacher? Come on."

"It's so expensive, no wonder Sister Zhou is rushing to eat it. If it were me, I would grab it too!"

Is this damn food rations?

That's the taste of money!

"The owner of the pet shop is an unscrupulous profiteer. Don't you understand that he bullies our silly little girl?"

"What's the phone number of the Consumer Association? I want to report it."

"Do you want to fight now? It's too late. People ask you where your things are? Why don't you reply that you've finished eating and defecated?"

"..."

Fans who saw the good thing started to fight for her, and the silly girl was moved in her heart.

But if you don't stop it quickly.

This live broadcast, originally planned to promote Pokémon, is likely to turn into a scolding war against pet stores.

Thinking of this, Dumei'er immediately stopped her.

“Everyone, please stop making noise.

The boss said that the special rations can improve the Pokémon's effort value, appearance and basic attributes.

So the price is not expensive at all. "

"Isn't this expensive? Who...the cost of selling a bird's nest is only 2 yuan."

"What you are selling is not bird's nest, but sugar water!"

Although most netizens are still aggrieved, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room has relaxed a lot.

He does not mean that.

A pet grooming blogger because of the sensitivity of the profession. I heard the word "beauty".

I was hooked instantly!

I was looking at the screenshots of Bulbasaur's video a week ago and comparing it with his current appearance.

Surprising discovery.

Bulbasaur's appearance has improved significantly.

Not only is the color of the body more emerald green, the skin has also become extremely moist and shiny, and even the buds on the back have grown in size.

There is a vague tendency to bloom!

Seeing such changes, the pet grooming blogger felt that he had discovered the password to wealth and quickly typed a question.

"Stupid girl, your garlic toad has really become beautiful, how did you do it?

Have you had any skin beautification or hydrating injections? "

"Has she really become beautiful?"

"This can't be a sitter hired by the pet shop owner because he's afraid of being bullied online."

"Looking at the number of her fans, she actually has hundreds of thousands. She must be telling the truth."

Ordinary netizens are not as capable of subtle observation and resolution as pet grooming bloggers.

Not sensitive to changes in Bulbasaur.

The stupid girl was greatly confused and responded: "You haven't done anything. Do you need nursing care or something?"

"..."

Now it was the turn of netizens and pet grooming bloggers to be speechless.

Is it really possible to improve your appearance just by eating food?

If the effect improves so much, plastic surgery hospitals and beauty institutions will all suffer a huge impact.

Sooner or later it will close down!

"Oh, the toad has really become prettier, so why haven't I changed much?"

Sister Zhou heard that eating pet food can improve your appearance.

Curiously, he took out the mirror and looked at himself up and down, wanting to see the changes in himself during this time.

To know!

Bulbasaur only ate half of the pack, but he made three and a half packs on his own.

Why haven't you completed your counterattack yet?

"..."

"Sister Zhou, you really don't think of yourself as a human being. That's what pets eat, and the ingredients are different."

“Although Sister Zhou’s appearance has not changed.

But the fine lines at the corners of my eyes and the dry, frizzy hair... not only disappeared, but became soft and smooth. "

"It's over. If you don't blow up your hair, this character will collapse~~~",

Under the prompts of sharp-eyed netizens.

Unexpectedly, I found that Sister Zhou had also changed for the better than before, although not as obvious as Bulbasaur.

But it is undeniable that Pokémon rations also have a significant impact on people's appearance.

Especially celebrities and ladies.

In order to stay young and beautiful, we spend dozens or millions of dollars at every turn.

Even at the risk of being cut into pieces, she undergoes physical transformation to be beautiful.

The time and money spent, as well as the risk of surgical failure, are all borne by yourself.

In this comparison, a Pokémon ration of 2500 is much more economical.

"Anchor, put the baby on the link, I want 10 bags per second!"

"Are there any discounts? Can I get a discount if I buy more?"

"Believe it or not, I'll break your bones."

"Are there many flavors to choose from? I thought... bah, I have a friend who wants to try it."

A fast-talking fan almost slapped himself on the public screen for wanting to eat dog food.

Faced with enthusiastic inquiries from fans.

For a moment, the stupid girl didn't know how to answer. He waved his hand hurriedly and explained.

"Family members, what we sell on live broadcast are pet Pokémon, not food...

Um? How much does raspberry ration cost? If you don’t buy it, it will be given for free!

Do you want to buy 10 packs?

No, I really don’t want to sell it... 30 packs? ! "

"Baby, the link has been posted. I will give you a 30% discount for 10 packs. The total consumption is 7. Thank you boss."

"Twenty packs of pineapple flavored ones?!"

"Nine-turn large intestine flavor, it's best to make people eat shit... Do you want 100 packs? I'll ask the boss if he has any in stock."

People didn't expect it.

Pokémon has not yet become popular, but pet food has become popular first.