Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Friends upstairs, please respect yourself. There is a saying: Small masturbation will make you happy, big masturbation will hurt your body, and forced masturbation will turn you into ashes..."

"I think he even wiped out the sparks."

"He reminded me of a song called "Keep Your Roots."

I only live for this day in my life, let the blood connect again; wipe away the blood and tears in my heart, keep our roots..."

The visuals came out instantly!

"Everyone is typing, but you are not connected to the microphone. Why can you make voice calls?"

Immature fans are still waiting for the anchor to speak.

Mature fans have learned how to do this and have started to organize their work to liven up the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

It’s just that, more or less, there are some dangerous signs and it’s easy to be warned by over-control!

"If you keep talking like this, the live broadcast room will be banned again! Please restrain yourself."

Now the stupid girl accidentally exploded into a shit hole during the live broadcast.

As a result, my account was suspended due to excessive management and I was given a 2-day rest.

This kind of deviant thing is probably something only Daimei'er + Sister Zhou can do.

Without one of them, the effect will not be as good.

The silly girl has long been accustomed to the colorful remarks of this group of fans. Already filtered by itself.

He is teasing the precious pet in his arms, letting it interact with fans.

"Bulbasaur want to say hello to everyone?"

"Seed, seed."

Bulbasaur cooperated by waving his little claws in front of the camera, revealing two cute little tiger teeth.

"Wocao, this garlic toad is still alive!

It’s not easy to have such an unreliable owner at the stall. "

"There is a saying that goes well, if you follow a silly girl, you will starve for nine meals in three days..."

"Garlic toad, listen to my advice, brother, dig a hole yourself while you still have some breath, and build a monument for yourself in advance!

I don't know when it will be used. "

The fans were furiously posting barrages, blasting out the dirty talk they had been holding in for two days like machine gun fire.

The public screen in the live broadcast room is full of them.

"Death or not, my Bulbasaur is so cute...you can't think of something better."

The silly girl pretended to be angry and scolded.

This kind of playfulness, and even a bit of a bratty personality, are the most attractive parts of the silly girl.

No matter what kind of joke you make, you won't get angry.

Except for character, of course.

What fans who come to the live broadcast room see is the silly girl's good looks and sexy figure.

"Old woman, we haven't seen you for so long, why don't you always let us look at toads? Can you give us some benefits as a woman?!"

"Who are you, you can watch this without paying?! Old pervert...add me too!"

"Lao Se Pi +1,"

"Lao Se Pi +2,"

"Lao Se Pi +3,"

..........

They say the early bird catches the worm, and the noisy child catches the candy.

Daimei'er's live broadcast of these good-looking fans is so good at doing things.

This is a silly girl who is very nervous and able to take on troubles. Anyone else would have been scared away by this group of lustful ghosts.

Faced with the difficulties, the silly girl didn't show any stage fright. Instead, she patted the great majesty and promised emphatically.

“We are all good brothers, that’s what I say.

As a woman, how could I not show everyone the benefits... I would like to show you the benefits first! "

The silly girl was under the dumbfounded gaze of fans in the live broadcast room.

He suddenly pulled open the collar of his sweatshirt, then buried his head in, admiring his majesty.

I really can’t forget the exciting sentence above.

"Wohou~~~ As expected of me, she really looks good!"

All the viewers in the live broadcast room were speechless by the stupid girl's behavior.

What is the situation?

Are you too lazy to even bother to deal with it now?

"..."

"My friends and I were shocked that the anchor actually did this!"

"Very well, old woman, you have successfully aroused my anger... where is my knife!"

"Listen to my advice and do more humane things. I've even taken off my pants, and you're just going to watch me?"

Not to mention the fans in the live broadcast room.

Even Ye Yifan, who was standing aside, put his hand on his forehead and looked speechless.

The stupid girl is a girl, and she is good-looking and talented. If it were someone else who would do this.

It is estimated that all the fans will run away!

"Okay, I've seen it for you, I'm so wow~~~

Next, let’s talk about my turtle...bah, toad...bah Bulbasaur. "

The stupid girl made a few slips of the tongue.

I almost choked to death from the Bulbasaur in my arms.

"Seed, seed (Master, so what kind of species am I in your heart?)"

"I'm sorry for the slip of the tongue. Please forgive me once!"

The silly girl was defeated by its innocent eyes and rubbed her hands to apologize.

Fans were surprised by this skillful set of actions.

At first glance, you don’t want to do less, right?

Skilled in making people feel distressed!

But it hurts so much that my heart and liver are trembling, it must still be Bulbasaur.

Because in the eyes of the silly girl, it can be anything, just not itself!

"seed!"

After a while of laughing and playing.

Everyone's eyes finally focused on the protagonist——Bulbasaur.

"Old woman, will your garlic toad eat flies?"

"A toad eats a fly, just like a dog eats feces. It is engraved in the genes and cannot be changed."

"How do you take a shower? Cold or hot water...can you, a toad, swim?"

"Definitely, but I guess I can only swim once in a lifetime~~~~"

"..."

Fans started asking questions without even having to answer the question, and the scene was very harmonious.

I just embarrassed a girl.

When you watch the live broadcast together, you don’t need a host. You only need to start and you can enjoy the whole show by yourself?

"My baby doesn't eat flies?

As for taking a bath...it seems like I haven't washed it once since I bought it home, and I know that too. "

The silly girl suddenly realized: Yes, it hasn’t had a bath for 5.6 days, and it doesn’t smell at all.

The silly girl couldn't help holding Bulbasaur and sniffing it hard.

Ah, it still has that fresh fragrance of grass and trees, it smells so good.

"..."

These days, we see more people sucking cats and dogs.

This is my first time sucking a toad.

"Anchor, doesn't a toad need to stay in the water? If it's in your arms all day long, won't it be short of water?"

"No need, the pet shop owner said it has grass and poison properties. You just need to water it like a cactus."

talking.

The silly girl even picked up a watering can and gave a live demonstration, spraying Bulbasaur!

"You have such a big heart! Even if your pet is not raised to death, it will have a long life..."

"Then what do toads eat if they don't eat flies? Aren't you tired of eating only rations? They are dry and tasteless at first sight."

When it comes to special rations, the silly girl definitely has a say.

Seeing the netizen's doubts, he immediately retorted.

"Don't talk nonsense, the rations taste so good, even Sister Zhou couldn't help but eat 3 big bags..."

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast instantly exploded!

"Wocao, Sister Zhou is running wild, kneel down to her!"

"Is it true that humans and toads competing for food are something that carbon-based organisms can do?!"

"Did Sister Zhou finally choose to give up treatment? Alas, it's a pity that she is so young."

"Bah, it's not me... I didn't... Don't listen to the silly talk..."

Sister Zhou on the side wanted to deny that it was too late, and all explanations seemed feeble.

The matter of Sister Zhou eating dog food took less than three minutes.

The whole network will know about it!

Sister Zhou could only feel miserable, looking up to the sky and sighing: Why is it me who is injured...it's me...it's me again...it's always me~~~