Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

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"Do not......"

"..."

Man's calculation is not as good as God's calculation, after all, it is a step too late!

"Oh my God~~~What should I do?

The toilet exploded, the savings were gone, and all the food in the refrigerator was ruined... It was already miserable enough.

Now that the account has been blocked, no one is allowed to live! "

Looking at the red triangle warning sign that popped up on her phone, the silly girl burst into tears.

This time I wasn't pretending, but I was speaking from my feelings and showing my true feelings.

I bought Bulbasaur before and spent all the savings in my card!

He even bought and sold by force, fought with the boss to the extreme, bartered, and mortgaged his watch.

I originally thought about relying on the refrigerator to survive, but then I got crazy and made a clean one!

Forget it.

At least I still have a place to live and a roof to cover my head, so I don't have to live in the open or live on the street.

Who can imagine!

The toilet rebelled and caught her off guard! The bedroom turned into a cesspool... who wouldn't despair after seeing it? !

This is just great.

The silly girl was completely reduced to: no money, no food, no income, no house to live in... A new generation of "four-nos" settled in the Magic City.

This is the magic city.

If a sign falls, it can hit 2-3 millionaires.

As a result, the stupid girl who was hit by the "god of mold" felt all over her body and couldn't even take out a steel drill!

It’s so miserable!

"It's all my fault to the owner of the Pokémon pet shop (Ye Yifan). Even though the pets he sells are weird and weird, they are still so cute.

Even though it’s cute and well-behaved, it’s still so expensive!

This unscrupulous profiteer. "

The stupid girl said angrily.

Her brain capacity was limited, so she turned around and found that it was Ye Yifan who caused her to be in such a miserable state.

I have to say that women’s thinking... is so strange and difficult to understand.

Ye Yifan: What a bad fate! If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai... Bah, I would never sell...

Just when the stupid girl was completely eom, hugging her legs and burying her head in tears.

A toad carrying a head of garlic appeared. It was like a light, illuminating the gloomy soul of the silly girl.

Bulbasaur patted the silly girl's calf like a father.

"Bulbasaur (you and me!)"

"Bulbasa, Bulbasaur."

The warm-hearted Bulbasaur saw his master collapse and cry, and all he could do was crawl over to offer silent comfort.

"Bulbasaur, you are the best, woo woo woo~~~"

The helpless girl seemed to have found support, hugging Bulbasaur and letting it go.

Some people cry in pain, while others are heartless.

Here, the silly girl is holding Bulbasaur and performing a tragic scene, while over there, Sister Zhou actually digs out snacks from nowhere, with an indifferent expression on her face.

"Crack...click."

"It's okay, money is a bastard, you can earn it after you spend it... Isn't there an old saying that goes out the old toilet, and the new toilet won't come in?"

Come and learn with me, take a deep... breath..."

The stupid girl is lucky enough to meet Sister Zhou and become best friends in this life - she is really unlucky for eight lifetimes.

“The landlord’s family has no food left, where did you get the snacks?!”

The silly girl was successfully attracted to Sister Zhou and curiously asked about her hidden goods.

"It's the special ration of garlic toad. It tasted pretty good last time I ate it..."

Sister Zhou, this is a broken jar. Anyway, I already ate it by accident last time. It’s okay to try it again to satisfy my craving.

then!

Sister Zhou quietly emptied Bulbasaur's fortune when the two of them showed their true feelings and cried sadly.

"Bulbas, Bulbasaur! (Oops, I was careless, woman, leave some for me!)"

When Bulbasaur heard this, he felt like his butt was burned by the fire-type Charizard, and he quickly broke away from the silly girl's arms.

The four short legs outran the racing car and threw themselves at the bag in Sister Zhou's hand with all their strength.

"Kucha."

Bulbasaur bit into it and took back his ration packaging bag.

A pair of small claws on the forelimbs opened up and he immediately screamed "Miao Frog" and "Miao Frog".

"I knew you were going to grab it, but it's a pity that you came a step too late. There is only the last piece left..."

Sister Zhou also shook the remaining piece of Bulbasaur in her hand towards the collapsed Bulbasaur. Deliberately irritate the other person.

"Bulbasa! Bulbasaur."

Bulbasaur took the bait and immediately started snatching.

Unfortunately, there is a height restriction. It is too short and only reaches Sister Zhou’s knees, so it cannot be reached at all.

"Wonderful Frog."

"Aww! It smells so good."

Under Bulbasaur's desperate and helpless gaze, Sister Zhou triumphantly swallowed the last piece of ration.

He patted his belly with satisfaction.

The silly girl on the side could hardly stand it anymore.

"Sister Zhou, you are such a bitch... Now Bulbasaur is out of food! Sooner or later, your robbing of dog food will be exposed!"

"Haha, I'm not afraid anyway, I'm happy every moment."

Sister Zhou felt guilty in her heart, but there was no flaw left on her face.

She doesn't want to be manipulated by a silly girl!

"Oh, I'm going to be hungry now..."

"Wonderful Frog."

Bulbasaur took heavy steps and got back into Dumeier's arms, his eyes filled with dark clouds.

"How about...Sister Zhou, how many days can we stay at your house?! How about you pay us to stay in a hotel?"

"Bulbasa (and pay for my food rations)"

Dumbei'er and Bulbasaur both looked at Sister Zhou, who was licking her fingers.

Sisters are not afraid of going bankrupt, they still have good best friends.

But reality is often a slap in the face. If your best friend is reliable, a sow can climb a tree.

I see.

Sister Zhou shook her head quickly and grabbed the air with both hands. He looked nervous and his eyes were evasive.

There seems to be something unspeakable! Ashamed to say it.

"What's wrong? Is your mute bride really mute?"

The silly girl's words almost choked Sister Zhou to death.

Critical hits every word.

"Hey, let me be honest with you...Actually, I came to seek refuge with you. I didn't expect you to be so unreliable."

"Nani?"

The silly girl looked confused, sister, what do you mean? !

"Originally I was rich, but you know, I live with my parents, and they pressed for marriage very hard.

The date arranged this time was arranged from the first day of July to the seventh day of July. "

"Even the donkeys in the production team can't stand such a torment!"

In a way, Sister Zhou is quite miserable. Her parents really worked hard to find a boyfriend for her.

Not even a single day of the Chinese Valentine's Day falls!

Let's just say that with Sister Zhou's good looks, as long as she doesn't speak.

Finding a boyfriend is... quite easy... right?