Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"That's right. It's about the same size as (half) a pineapple."

Ye Yifan is a straight man and doesn't understand why Sister Zhou is anxious.

I shouldn't be proud of myself! Do I save fabric for the country?

"Smelly man, I didn't ask you to describe it... Again, that's not a pineapple, it's a pineapple!"

Sister Zhou is speechless, I am just correcting your mistake. Give you a chance to say it again.

Who asked you to describe the specific image and size of the cup? !

Do you understand how shy girls are?

The pot needs steel!

"???"

Ye Yifan's face was filled with questions. Aren't pineapples and pineapples the same fruit? What's different?

"Sister Zhou, aren't they all the same? Is it necessary to care about it?"

The silly girl on the side was also at a loss.

"What's the same! They're basically two separate species with different dimensions."

I don’t know why Sister Zhou is so angry! Ye Yifan, Daimei'er, and the fans in the live broadcast room were completely confused.

"Darwin Chow?"

"The origin and branching of species, the theory of mutational evolution?!"

"Where did Sister Zhou come from with this fallacious theory? Is it confirmed by basic science?"

Fans collectively fell into a whirlpool of thinking and started discussions in various fields.

"..."

When Sister Zhou hit the target, everyone was speechless.

For the sake of the live broadcast effect and the restoration of my own image, I will immediately popularize the differences between the two.

"What's so hard to understand? I'll give you a free lesson."

Sister Zhou took out a pair of glasses from somewhere and pretended to push them up.

He looks very knowledgeable!

Ms. Zhou’s class has started, and my mother no longer has to worry about my studies.

"The pineapple is full of eyes, plump on the outside, and filled with barbs inside. It's fake!

Pineapple is different, it is a genetically optimized version.

Not only are they generally larger than pineapples, but they are also filled with solid pulp, the real thing! "

"And bigger...bigger!"

Sister Zhou is usually good at everything and has a carefree personality, but when it comes to discussing cup sizes, she fights for every cent!

In her words: This is a battle of dignity.

"Oh, I understand, I understand."

It is a rare occasion for good sisters to show off and export their knowledge.

The silly girls immediately cheered and supported, actively cheered, and clapped hard. The majestic figure in front of him could not help but follow the movements and move together.

The shaking crowd was dazzled.

But in Sister Zhou's eyes, this is a shining bayonet.

Not very lethal, but extremely insulting!

"..."

Sister Zhou glanced at the turbulent girl, weeping silently in her heart: A cow contestant like you won't understand!

"This has improved my knowledge."

"It turns out that Sister Zhou is not only concerned about big and small issues, she is more concerned about the real and fake bears!"

"Let's just say that Sister Zhou is so good that any faker will cry when she sees her."

"I don't know if I can get bigger if I eat papaya and drink milk every day from now on..."

Fans felt like they were being shown off by Sister Zhou, but it didn't stop them from continuing to tease her.

Anyway, the live broadcast is just for fun.

There was even a group of fans of Sister Zhou who held high the flag of support and said: "As long as my son is not hungry, everything else doesn't matter!"

It doesn’t matter the size, as long as it’s enough!

In response to this, Sister Zhou's response was even louder.

"What a bastard! I won't marry you!"

The mute bride, the whole website has announced that she will not marry.

Believe it or not! Every time he sees a handsome guy every day, he becomes a nymphomaniac, and he actually dares to raise a flag in public.

“Okay, you win, Pineapple Beauty.

The Kodak Duck has indeed come back, so you don’t have to worry. "

Regarding Sister Zhou's insistence, Ye Yifan chose to compromise.

If you continue this topic, you will not only make people think you are a pervert, but you will continue to do so.

Ye Yifan is very busy and has many Pokémon to take care of.

"What should I do? The boss is scared!"

The silly girl has forgotten the original purpose of calling at this moment.

Inexplicably, he got involved in the debate between Ye Yifan and Sister Zhou about the body and size of women.

"Nonsense, no need to lose money, of course everyone will be happy, you have a lot of money."

Sister Zhou is free and easy.

Not only did you win a great victory, but you also avoided the risk of losing money and disaster.

that's nice!

Before the two women could be happy for even half a second, something unexpected happened.

"boom!"

A loud noise came from the toilet.

It turned out that the toilet finally couldn't hold on under the ruthless torture of Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou - it exploded.

The two people who heard the sound looked at each other. I felt bad in my heart.

He immediately ran to the toilet on his hands and knees.

"Pull!"

Sister Zhou opened the toilet door and was stunned by the scene inside.

The scene in front of me at this moment is simply more tragic than the battlefield where they have been fighting for a century.

The ceramic toilet tank exploded, and half of the base collapsed.

Not only that.

The Shit King even regurgitated a bunch of things in retaliation, which was simply...horrible.

"Wocao...yue..."

Sister Zhou, who bore the brunt of the attack, almost fainted from the stench.

He retched and closed the door with his backhand, then backed out without looking back.

"what happened?"

The silly girl who came a step later asked with concern.

"You'd better not go in, it's really...yue..."

Before Sister Zhou could finish a sentence, the memory seemed to be brought back and she started retching again.

People who came to the live broadcast room late almost mistakenly thought that Sister Zhou was pregnant.

"You are a fierce person who eats forensic medical records, but you are so disgusted... is it really so scary inside?"

"Listen to my sister's advice, we won't go..."

The silly girl who originally planned to go in to find out what was going on suddenly lost the courage to go in when she saw Sister Zhou who was retching from the smoke.

This kind of visual, olfactory and spiritual impact...

Let’s leave it to Sister Zhou.

"Please stop broadcasting first, otherwise you will be punished."

If this scene in the toilet is broadcast live, I guess the silly girl will be banned by the super management.

Last year, there was a male anchor who live-streamed eating shit and gained hundreds of thousands of followers in an instant (it’s true, he really ate it. You can live-stream it on Baidu.)

The result is a psychological shadow for the platform super management.

Hit hard for such disgusting incidents.

“Dear family members, today’s live broadcast ends here, the host’s toilet died heroically.

See you next time during the live broadcast, I love you all! "

"No, anchor, let us take a look and take a screenshot to use as the background!"

"That's right, the cesspit exploded. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event. Don't leave, old woman."

"Well, it seems that the toilet dealer of this brand is probably so angry that he has no choice but to sell it to silly girls.

It must have fallen into her hands now! "

"Anchor, a warning from the lawyer."

"Whoa~~~"

He was almost responding to the fans on behalf of the stupid girl.

The water in the toilet actually started to seep through, flowing along the crack in the door to the living room, and the smell spread immediately.