I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Jingwu was stunned, lowered his head, and remained silent for a long time.

It was as if I had encountered the most difficult problem in the world and I could not figure out the answer.

After a long time, he raised his head and clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha!"

"I will ask him to pay back the money."

Qin Xun clasped his hands together and spoke softly.

“You have some Buddha nature, but not enough.”

Jingwu took a step forward, looking willing to learn.

"Master, please answer my questions."

Qin Xun smiled.

“Buddha nature must be based on human nature.”

"You've been dating her online for so long, flirting and flirting with her for so long, isn't it just to hug her?"

"In addition to paying back the money, you have to sleep with her at least once."

"otherwise……"

He pointed at Jingwu's heart in his chest.

"Your inner demons will always be there."

"You have drunk wine and eaten meat, but you have never slept with a woman and then became a monk."

"You are a monk, you should know better than me that most monks in the world have slept with women."

"You must sleep with him once. If you still insist on being a monk after sleeping with him, your Buddhist heart will be pure enough."

Hearing this, Jingwu opened his mouth wide and gradually frowned, with the frown getting deeper and deeper.

Old Man Niu smiled but said nothing. If someone else spoke to Jingwu like this, he would definitely curse.

But Qin Xun...he...what he said makes a lot of sense!

Niu Xiaojun smiled secretly and gave Qin Xun a thumbs up.

Xia Ning just felt ashamed.

Ye Lan smiled bitterly and shook her head.

After a while, Jingwu shook his head and said.

"Hug? I can't hug you!"

"I can't do it!"

Qin Xun smiled slightly and sighed in a pretentious tone.

“Then you will never be able to attain Buddhahood.”

Jingwu was a little anxious and defended himself.

"My online love interest is a man!"

Qin Xun: "Ah???"

Everyone present looked at Jingwu in surprise. They couldn't believe that he had such an explosive and extraordinary love affair.

Jingwu explained.

"Otherwise, why would I say I was defrauded of 8000 yuan?"

"If it was a woman, it wouldn't be called cheating!"

Qin Xun's tone was a little high just now, and he felt a little embarrassed. He patted Jingwu's shoulder gently and said.

"Master Jingwu, you... are obsessed!"

After saying that, he turned and walked into the business car.

Jingwu stood there, silent, his eyes flickering slightly, as if he had realized something.

……

The group returned to Liu Xiaoquan Manor.

In the study.

Qin Xun and Xia Ning told Liu Xiaoquan everything.

After listening, Liu Xiaoquan looked at Qin Xun with a complicated expression and asked.

"You mean you pretended to be a charlatan and gave blessing to Old Man Niu, asking him to help you catch Zhang Lei and save your life?"

Qin Xun nodded.

"Yes!"

Liu Xiaoquan's face looked solemn.

"What if it gets exposed in the future?"

Qin Xun knew that his master had not seen it with his own eyes and did not believe in the so-called Buddha's light, consecration, rituals and the like, so he replied.

"Master, I'm not completely lying. I actually have a little experience in fortune-telling."

"If I can fool Grandpa Niu once, I can fool him twice."

"And in the next few years, I will use Niu Xiaojun's relationship to become more closely tied to their family."

"By then, Niu Xiaojun will make 10 to 80 million yuan a year from me."

"Even if they realize I'm a liar, they won't bother to expose me!"

When Liu Xiaoquan heard this, he smiled helplessly and thought Qin Xun was naive.

If he helps someone else's granddaughter earn tens or hundreds of millions a year, then no one would expose him as a charlatan.

But, such a huge profit?

Go grab it?

Liu Xiaoquan sighed.

"at this point."

"We can only take one step at a time!"

After saying that, he signaled Qin Xun and Xia Ning to leave.

Liu Xiaoquan told the Liu and Xia families in the group that Qin Xun's crisis had been resolved, which caused a stir in the group.

They all asked about Qin Xun's situation.

Qin Xun repeated what he had just said in the group.

There was silence in the group for a moment, and then they sent a message.

Liu Gang: "You are too bold! I don't feel at ease."

Xia Shujie: "You boy, you boy, you boy, you boy...!"

Xia Zheng: "My dear grandson, come and tell me your fortune!"

Liu Jingya: "Disband the group, don't leave any evidence, and everyone delete the group messages."

Not long after, Qin Xun saw that the group named "Qin Xun Ping An" was disbanded.

……

In the practice room.

Qin Xun was trapped in a corner by Xia Ning, Wu Yu, Niu Xiaojun, and Ye Lan, and behind the crowd stood a strong Xu Luoluo.

A group of women asked questions at once.

"Qin Xun, you say!"

"Can you tell me?"

"Can you tell fortunes?"

"Why are you becoming more and more evil?"

"Did we really see the Buddha's light at the back of your head?"

"What kind of magic is this?"

"Or is it real witchcraft?"

……

Qin Xun huddled in the corner, trembling, unable to explain himself.

Hearing their voices getting louder and louder, he stood up, shouted with a cold face, and said.

"Shut up, everyone!"

"What Buddha light?"

“Where is the Buddha’s light?”

The girls were startled and fell silent, staring at Qin Xun with an indignant look on their faces.

Qin Xun looked solemn and said in a deep voice.

"Chirping here?"

"Do you think I'm too old?"

"I'll tell you again, without Buddha's light, there is nothing!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

After saying this, he looked serious and scanned everyone with a sharp gaze.

Xia Ning and the others were stunned and fell silent.

after awhile.

They looked at each other, seemed to have figured something out, and nodded solemnly.

"Yes!"

“There is no Buddha’s light!”

“We were mistaken!”

"Everyone, stop spreading rumors."

"Nothing at all."

Qin Xun breathed a sigh of relief and decided not to pretend to be a charlatan anymore, it was too annoying.

Or learn a magic trick that can create Buddha's light as soon as possible, and use magic to cover up the magic and fool people.

……

the next day.

Niu Xiaojun went home to get some clothes, returned to the Liu family manor, and told Qin Xun a strange thing.

Mr. Niu renovated his bathroom.

From the ceiling to the floor, and then to the toilet, everything was replaced with new ones just to match that magical toilet seat.

Mr. Niu even consulted a master of silk and silk cultural relics restoration and had a constant temperature and humidity wooden box made for the toilet mat according to cultural relic standards to preserve it.

Except when it is in use, it is kept in a box at other times, treated the same way as antique paintings worth tens of millions.

Niu Xiaojun said this with an unhappy look on his face, punched his thigh and cursed.

"damn it!"

"I feel sick to think that after my grandfather is a hundred years old, my family will have to place a toilet seat on the altar for us young people to kneel down and worship."

Qin Xun and his companions burst into laughter.

three days later.

A convoy of more than a dozen vehicles picked up Ye Lan and Niu Xiaojun from the Liu family manor, saying that they were going to worship the ancestors of the Niu family and perform a family recognition ceremony.

Mr. Niu called Qin Xun and asked him if he could do him the honor of attending.

Qin Xun refused, saying that he didn't want to be too ostentatious and only wanted to be Mr. Niu's exclusive master of consecration.

Old man Niu on the other end of the phone was smiling broadly.

"Very good, very good!"

"So good!"

That night.

Ye Lan stayed at the Niu family.

Ye Lan and Niu Xiaojun didn't come back until the next morning.

in the afternoon.

Qin Xun and others were playing cards in the practice room while discussing how to market "Genshin Impact".

Xu Luoluo stood by the window, looking at the scenery of the manor.

Suddenly, she saw forty or fifty cars driving towards the manor and stopping at the gate.

Nearly two hundred people in black uniforms got off the car.

She was startled and said.

"Boss Qin, we are surrounded!"

"The other side has a lot of people!"

Qin Xun threw away the bad cards in his hand, stood up and walked quickly to the window, looking at the door from a distance.

Xia Ning and others also hurried over.

More than 200 security guards in Liu's manor rushed to the door with weapons in hand.

The two teams faced each other across a huge iron gate.

suddenly!

More than 200 men in black, who looked like thugs, knelt down in unison outside the door.

Qin Xun turned to look at Ye Lan, who had a complicated expression, and smiled.

"Ye Lan, your brothers seem to be here to ask for forgiveness?"