I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Two bodyguards dragged the unconscious Zhang Lei away from the door.

Seeing Qin Xun's satisfied expression, Mr. Niu smiled.

"Master Qin, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness."

"If you have any reasonable requests in the future, just tell me and I will definitely do it."

"It's not reasonable or logical. I, old man, also have some shady methods."

Qin Xun looked flattered and thanked him repeatedly.

He knew that he had held her firmly with this thick and hard thigh.

From now on, as long as you don't rape a sow in the street, you will never be thrown into jail for stealing.

Old Man Niu looked at Ye Lan and said.

"Master Qin, I know you are busy with your work, so I don't want to bother you too much."

"However, if possible, I hope you and Ye Lan can come home and see me more often."

“When people get old, they are afraid of being alone.”

Xia Ning: "???"

Why does this sound weird?

Qin Xun and Ye Lan often go home to visit their grandfather. Do they both return home together?

He wouldn't want to bring them together and make Qin Xun his grandson-in-law, right?

Qin Xun and Ye Lan looked at each other, and Ye Lan immediately turned her head away, seeming a little embarrassed.

He clasped his hands together and said to Old Man Niu.

"Grandpa Niu, I will come to see you often, whether Ye Lan comes or not."

Old Man Niu laughed and realized that he had been a little abrupt.

He reached out and called Niu Xiaojun over, touching her head and said.

"This is my youngest granddaughter. She was very heavy when she was born, weighing almost 10 kilograms."

"But she was quite thin when she was little and very cute. She is the one who looks most like me."

"When she was three years old, I took her for a walk in the yard at night and she caught a cold. The next day she had a high fever and became seriously ill."

"I almost died. I managed to survive but ended up with morbid obesity."

“No matter how you treat it, it won’t heal.”

"When I was little, I was chubby and cute."

"When you grow up..."

Qin Xun saw Niu Xiaojun's awkward smile and lowered her head slightly, understanding that her obesity had brought her a lot of troubles in her childhood.

Old Man Niu looked at Xia Ning, bowed to express his gratitude, and said.

"Later, she didn't want to study in her original school."

"She transferred schools in junior high school, and one day she came home and told me that she had met two beautiful girls."

"One is called Xia Ning, and the other is called... Wu Yu. As far as I remember, it was Wu Yu."

"She was never shy, but she became more and more cheerful and outgoing."

As he said this, he patted Niu Xiaojun's shoulder heavily and smiled.

"The result... turned out like this!"

"What a headache!"

"Hahaha!"

Qin Xun and Xia Ning also laughed.

Niu Xiaojun felt embarrassed instead. He lowered his head, rubbing his toes on the floor, and for the first time ever, he acted like a little girl.

Old Man Niu looked at Qin Xun, sighed softly, and smiled.

“Master Qin, I know that you and Xiaojun are good friends and have some business dealings.”

"I've always told her to get closer to you and hang out with you more often. People you make friends with when you're young can become lifelong friends."

Niu Xiaojun raised his head and looked at his grandfather with a strange expression.

How close?

Walk more?

I don’t know who said it a few days ago, stay away from that idiot Qin Xun!

Old Man Niu took Niu Xiaojun and walked in front of Qin Xun, saying with a smile.

"Master Qin, my granddaughter is a miserable person. I, an old man, dare to..."

He hesitated to speak, as if he found it difficult to start.

Niu Xiaojun was confused.

What do you mean?

Why be so shy?

What?

You want me to steal the old nun’s husband?

Isn't this fucking inappropriate?

Niu Xiaojun tensed his legs quietly, ready to run away at any time.

Qin Xun said with a smile.

"Grandpa Niu, you can talk as you please."

Mr. Niu smiled.

"Xiaojun's life is not perfect because of my carelessness back then. I owe her so much, and now I want to ask her for an opportunity."

"I want you to accept her... as your apprentice."

Qin Xun was stunned.

???

Apprentice?

The system can’t give birth to babies, how can I teach her?

Apart from my broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, perfect figure and small V-face, I, Qin, am actually just a fake!

It is more difficult for me to teach her how to do it than to cure her morbid obesity.

When Niu Xiaojun heard his grandfather make such an impolite request, he stared at Qin Xun with wide eyes.

Master?

She looked at Xia Ning again.

Master’s wife?

Grass!

nonexistent!

"Fuck him!"

Niu Xiaojun yelled, broke free from Old Man Niu's hand, and ran out of the temple.

A breeze blew by, and the atmosphere became slightly awkward.

Old Man Niu stared at the door in a daze and said helplessly.

"This...child!"

……

The consecration ceremony ended too quickly, only lasting for one song, and everyone hadn’t even finished digesting their breakfast.

Some of them are childish and not serious enough.

However, when Grandpa Niu saw the Buddha's light blooming behind Qin Xun's head and felt his body become lighter after being consecrated, he was amazed by Niu Xiaojun that he had become younger.

He doesn't care about any sense of ceremony.

I just feel that those masters who seemed mysterious and serious in the past were all liars, and the real masters should be like Qin Xun.

To make light of a heavy task, so light that it seems a little... inappropriate.

Qin Xun said he wanted to go home, but Mr. Niu kept asking him to stay and they chatted for the whole morning.

After lunch, he sent Qin Xun and his group to the gate of the courtyard.

The business car is already waiting on the side.

Qin Xun and Old Man Niu said goodbye reluctantly and walked towards the car.

Suddenly, he heard Jingwu's voice behind him.

"Master Qin, I have something I want to ask you."

Qin Xun turned around and saw Jing Wu walking slowly towards him.

Jingwu asked with a serious look on his face.

"Master Qin, I have observed you for several days, but I don't see any Buddha nature in you."

“Excuse me, are you really practicing Buddha?”

Qin Xun answered truthfully.

"No."

"I don't practice Buddhism."

"I told you, I learned all these skills from a fortune-teller at the market."

Old Man Niu smiled but said nothing.

He didn't mind whether Qin Xun practiced Buddhism or magic, as long as it was useful.

Moreover, he sent people to investigate in the small town where Qin Xun's hometown was, and they found out that more than ten years ago, there was indeed a fortune teller in their town who was very accurate in predicting people's lifespans.

It was indeed as Qin Xun said that he died early.

Quietly ponder and ask.

"Then why do you pretend to be a monk?"

Qin Xun smiled.

"It's not appropriate for a man like me to pretend to be a nun, right?"

Jing Wu: "What a sin, what a sin!"

Qin Xun was about to leave when Jing Wu called him back.

"Wait a minute!"

Jingwu looked embarrassed, hesitated for a moment, and said.

"Master Qin Xun, although I am a Buddhist, I have always believed in science. But since I met you..."

"This poor monk's worldview has collapsed."

"You may really be a Buddha on earth."

"I want to ask you, do you think I have Buddha nature?"

"Will this poor monk be able to attain enlightenment one day?"

Qin Xun looked at Jing Wu's pious face, thought for a moment, and asked.

"I'll ask you a question, and you answer me truthfully."

"If the person who cheated you out of 8000 yuan in an online relationship stood in front of you, what would you do?"