Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The man silently put his clothes back on and walked out with a hunched back.

Xu Ye: "No, you don't even bargain for the price?"

The hunchback choked.

You say you want one million, I'll bargain it down to one hundred thousand. You say you want one hundred thousand, I'll bargain it down to fifty thousand.

You have 100 million, and even if I cut 99% of it, I still need 1 million.

I can’t afford to cut it down, so I just left.

"Stop." Xu Ye stopped the man.

Hunchback man: "I only have 10,000 dollars left on me, and I still have to pay 5,000 dollars in head tax."

Xu Ye: "You can pay in installments."

He took out a piece of paper and quickly wrote an IOU, deducting a certain amount from his bank card on time every month.

The hunchback looked at the paper curiously:

It was a very ordinary piece of paper. It was neither a strange prop nor did it have any strange aura.

In other words, this piece of paper has no binding force other than the borrower's conscience to repay the debt.

What the people in the City of Evil lack the most is conscience.

"Just signing my name will do?" the hunchbacked man confirmed again.

"Yes." Xu Ye nodded: "Leave the 10,000 yuan you have with you, and the rest in installments."

The man no longer hesitated, fearing that Xu Ye would regret it, and with a look of unwillingness to take advantage of such a good opportunity, he quickly signed and sealed his name on it, not fearing the huge sum of 100 million yuan at all.

Isn't it just a debt? It doesn't matter if there are a few more zeros, he won't pay it back anyway.

He had never seen the concept of integrity since he was born.

The hunchbacked man lay on the hospital bed.

Xu Ye raised the chainsaw, and just as the teeth were about to touch his skin, the face on the tumor suddenly opened its eyes and glared at Xu Ye fiercely: "What are you going to do?"

Barrage: "Oh my god, I'm scared to death."

"Is there anyone like me who wants to poke out the eyes when eating fish, for fear of feeling guilty after looking into their eyes?"

"..."

"The guy upstairs, I'm really convinced. I thought you would stop eating because you felt guilty, but you ended up poking someone's eyes out."

“Is there no one who speaks up for Yu Yu?”

……

Inside the clinic, Xu Ye didn't care whether anyone was talking or not. He raised the chainsaw and started chopping towards his back with a buzzing sound.

His face was covered with flesh, which was formed into large pustules, which together formed a huge tumor weighing dozens of kilograms.

The electric saw cut open the abscess, and thick yellow juice flowed out from it, dripping down drop by drop, which was extremely disgusting.

It was clearly the man on his back who was being chopped, but the hunchbacked man in front of him cried out miserably: "It hurts, my head hurts, ah..."

“My head is going to explode!”

……

In the next room, the man in a suit was lying on the bed. He had just untied half of his thread and could barely utter a few words: "I, I think I heard some sound."

Wang Hua: “You heard it wrong.”

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Ear-piercing screams were heard, one louder than the other, almost like slaughtering pigs.

"Could it be that... I heard it wrong?" the man in the suit asked weakly.

Wang Hua stopped the operation, turned the golden blade in his palm, and gently slashed it across the side of the suit man's face: "How about I treat your ears first, for free."

"Okay, I misheard just now."

"But why would an S-level monster be brought here by a dog?"

"Are you blind? Don't you see that it was brought here by an S-rank dog?"

The man in the suit stopped talking.

Because when he was about to speak, the dog suddenly came to the door, opened its mouth wide, and started drooling at him.

In this clinic, not only are the people overbearing, but even the dogs are not to be trifled with!

Realizing this, the man in the suit couldn't help but shed hot tears again.

True: A good horse is ridden by a man, and a weak man is bullied by a dog.

Wang Hua continued the operation, and the golden blade cut open the stitches on the man's mouth again and again.

In fact, whether this bondage can be cut off depends on the strange props only one aspect, and the person who uses the scalpel is more important.

It depends on the strength of the knife holder's own supernatural power, and whether he can accurately focus the power on one point, that is, the tip of the knife, and control the force just enough to complete the cutting without damaging other tissues of the patient's lips.

Wang Hua himself is quite capable. You can question his character or say he is a swindler, but generally speaking, people who leave here do not doubt his treatment skills.

This is also the reason why Ping An Clinic has a bad reputation and is known to everyone as a shady shop, but it still has a steady stream of customers.

Wang Hua did have a truly high-level weird prop scalpel in his hand, but it was not worthy of the suit man's problem.

Besides, everyone carries high-end props with them or keeps them carefully.

Let someone know the combination to the safe? How could that be possible?

Even if Wang Hua and Xu Ye get along well, it is impossible for him to reveal all his secrets.

Fortunately, Xu Ye is very smart and cooperates well with me. He knows what the "S-level weird props" mean and can hand them to me in time.

He was right about the person, the new assistant was very nice.

……

On the other side, after Xu Ye completely "crushed" the tumor on the man's back, he went to the drawer next to him to get the hemostatic bandage medicine.

"Gudong, gudong..."

There was a strange sound behind me, a bit like a fountain spraying water, or a hen laying eggs.

?

Xu Ye turned around and returned to the operating table.

I saw huge pustules starting to form on the back of the man who had just undergone surgery.

These pustules mixed with blood quickly reconstructed a new face that was exactly the same as the previous one.

Facial features, eyes, and finally the mouth.

The new face opened his eyes and laughed at Xu Ye: "You quack, don't even think about getting rid of me."

“I treated him as a brother, but he raped and killed my entire family in front of me, used my property to start a business, married a rich girl, and started a life of wealth and honor.

At that time I swore that I would follow him forever and ever, and watch him suffer misfortune with my own eyes until he completely perishes..."

"I will not be reconciled until he dies, and I will never disappear."

The human head tumor actually said such a thing, which aroused the sympathy of the audience in front of the screen:

"It's so tragic. I treated you as a good brother, but you backstabbed my entire family."

"Raped and murdered in front of him. As expected, only those close to you know where your pain points are."

"It seems that everyone in the City of Evil is a tough guy."

"Is that really the case?" Xu Ye muttered, raised the chainsaw in his hand again, and chopped at the human head tumor.

Screams sounded.

Next door, a man in a suit who had just recovered from an illness passed by the clinic, pushed the door open a crack, and looked inside quietly.

And then—trembling all over.

He closed the door tremblingly, holding his chest with his hands, looking like he was still frightened.

Oh my god, Doctor Wang is still the best.

Although he has a foul mouth, is a bit of a money-sucker, and looks a bit plain, at least he is gentle to his patients and won't use things like electric saws to hit them.

Scared someone to death.

Sure enough, without comparison, you don’t know how happy you are.

The man in the suit can now accept what Wang Hua has done to him.

"What are you doing here? Do you want to stay for a while?" Wang Hua's voice sounded from behind.

"No, thanks." The man in the suit ran away with the empty briefcase.

If possible, he never wants to come to this place again in his life.