Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

There was a knock on the clinic door, and a man in a suit and tie carrying a briefcase came in. He looked normal, but the only strange thing was that his lips were sewn shut with black thread, and he was unable to speak.

"We have guests, so I'll give you a demonstration."

Wang Hua stood up and motioned Xu Ye to follow quickly.

Wang Hua pointed to the operating table. The bed sheet was white and spotless. It was quite clean. This was probably the cleanliness of being a doctor.

The man in the suit lay down obediently.

"It can be cured. The surgery will cost 500 yuan." Wang Hua held up five fingers. The man in the suit took out five hundred yuan bills from the briefcase next to him and handed them to Wang Hua.

Barrage: "Look at Suya, a bottle of boiled water costs twenty weird coins. I thought the prices in the City of Evil were quite high."

"Wang Hua is a good person, a conscientious doctor."

Wang Hua first touched the black lines on the man's lips. It looked like someone had taken a needle and thread and sewed them up and down.

The thread has grown into the flesh and must be pulled out or cut.

Wang Hua took out a small scalpel and placed it on the man's lips.

With a "pop" sound, a gap was cut in the cross section of the line. It was not cut completely, but the scalpel flew out and broke into two halves.

"Almost there, success."

The man lay on the bed with an anxious expression.

"Don't worry, it can be cured." Wang Hua quickly comforted him, "Your disease is a bit serious. I just used a high-end scalpel from our clinic. Most people can cure it in half a minute, but I can't even cut through your thread.

Fortunately, we have a special-grade scalpel, which is an S-grade artifact, a treasure of the town, and is not usually taken out easily..."

Wang Hua rubbed his hands and talked for a long time about how good his own scalpel was, but he didn't take it out. His intention was very obvious.

"How much?" the man in the suit asked with gestures.

"It's not expensive, only 50,000 Weird Coins, and I can use an S-level Weird creature to treat you once. It's very cost-effective."

That's not expensive?

The patient lying on the bed was whimpering. Of course he wanted treatment. He had already seen half of the treatment and it seemed that his condition was getting better.

Giving up now is so painful...

But he didn't want to pay so much money. Fifty thousand strange coins was exactly all the savings he had on him. The patient showed a look of struggle on his face and was unable to express his opinion for a long time.

Wang Hua seemed to be getting impatient and shouted:

"Think about it yourself, do you want to get treatment?"

"If you can't cure it, pay the twenty thousand dollars for the broken scalpel, and you can leave now."

Still need money for the scalpel? The man in the suit widened his eyes.

Wang Hua said as a matter of course: "My item is a high-level strange thing. I broke it while treating your illness. If you don't compensate me, who will?"

Comment: "I take back what I just said. This is a clinic that couldn't be more evil."

"My face hurts so much, it made a loud slapping sound when I was hit."

"I suddenly remembered the last time I went to get my ears cleaned, she asked me to order a set meal halfway through the process. If I didn't agree, I was really afraid that she would get angry and deafen my ears."

Inside the clinic, Xu Ye watched from the side for a while and asked in confusion: "Why can't we just cut off his entire mouth? This would save the trouble of surgery and also save money."

"Hehehe~"

The patient looked at Xu Ye in disbelief.

Listen to yourself...are you speaking human language?

At this moment, Xu Ye's refreshing smile reached his ears and was automatically translated into "jiejiejie" by him.

Is he... threatening me? If I don't pay, he'll cut off my mouth?

The man in the suit shed two lines of tears and silently opened his briefcase: That's all I have, you can do with it.

Just fifty thousand.

Wang Hua secretly gave Xu Ye a thumbs up and said to him, "Don't worry, since you are seeing me, you don't have to pay for the 20,000 yuan scalpel."

Thank you, you are such a good person.

The tears on the suit man's face flowed more violently, like a dam bursting.

Xu Ye: "Hey, don't cry, be careful what if the wound gets infected."

The man in the suit stopped crying, and his eyes began to become a little unfocused.

Wang Hua smiled and said, "Go, Xiaoye, get out the treasure that I put in the safe next door."

Barrage: "Treasure of the town?"

“That sounds amazing.”

"It turns out Xu Ye has such a good relationship with Xiao Haohao that he even knows the password to the safe in the station."

Xu Ye came to the next room. There was a half-cut apple on the table. Xu Ye pulled out the golden scalpel stuck in it and went to the sink next to it to wash it.

Barrage:"……"

"This S-level weird prop was purchased wholesale from some small commodity supermarket, right?"

There is an A4 paper on the wall.

【Ping An Clinic Staff Rules:】

【Rule 1: Collect the money first, then see the doctor.】

[Rule 2: As the most famous clinic in Xingyue Street, Ping An Clinic's treatment success rate is close to 99%. As an employee, it is your responsibility to maintain the clinic's good reputation.]

[Rule 3: We resolutely put an end to bad behaviors such as stealing, robbing, forcing, and malicious price increases, and are committed to creating a good medical environment for patients. ]

【Rule 4: The reputation of the clinic includes Rule 3.】

Our motto: "Safe Clinic, keep you safe."

When Xu Ye took out the scalpel, he met a hunchbacked man looking around in the hall.

I don't know how tall he was originally. He was very bent at the waist and looked less than 1.5 meters tall. "Hello, I'm looking for a doctor."

Xu Ye sat down immediately, coughed twice, and handed the scalpel to Cai Gou:

"I am. What's wrong with you?"

"Are you... a doctor?" The man looked at Xu Ye with some suspicion, obviously not convinced by his overly young face.

"What's the problem? Are you going to look at it or not? If not, look at the next one." Xu Ye was the best at dealing with this kind of people. He waved his hand impatiently.

Sure enough, his righteous attitude instantly confused the other party. In addition, they met in the clinic, so the man began to become servile, constantly saying flattering words, begging for Xu Ye's forgiveness.

Xu Ye said seriously, "Forget about the politeness. I'm a doctor, not a politician. I'm not so petty. Now tell me your problem."

Comment: "I'm impressed. How did he do it? He can always be so clear-minded."

"That's right, I secretly eat a bag of snacks at night, and I always feel guilty when my mom asks me about it."

"Boss Xu Ye is awesome, is it possible that thick skin is something that is innate?"

"Boss Xu Ye is naturally shameless!"

……

In the clinic, the man walked to the bedside and said, "Doctor, I want to cure my hunchback..."

As he spoke, he began to take off his shirt and turned his back to Xu Ye.

A huge tumor appeared on the man's back. The tumor was round and large, with human facial features, a face full of flesh, and eyes tightly closed.

It turned out that the man was not simply hunchbacked, but was being weighed down by the tumor on his body, and could not stand up straight.

"Doctor, can it be cured?" the man asked nervously.

"No problem." Xu Ye took out the chainsaw: "One hundred million weird coins."