Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye stayed in the princess's mansion for one night and completely understood Shuangyu's life experience.

There is no need to ask specifically, just open the window and you will see the maids hiding in the garden and chirping at the sight of crickets.

Shuangyu, whose original name was Cheng Shuangyu, was the youngest princess of the Cheng Kingdom. When she was nine years old, she was sent to the Cheng Kingdom as a hostage.

Cheng was a weak country and thought that by sending its most favored daughter, it could avoid disaster.

Unfortunately, I was too naive. How could a country's politics change because of one person or one thing?

Just a few years ago, the Dayin Kingdom sent troops to destroy the Cheng Kingdom.

Because Cheng Shuangyu had lived in Dayin Kingdom since she was a child, and because of some well-known secrets, she was not implicated and continued to live a life of luxury.

"Our princess has many followers."

"That's right. All those high officials and nobles would bow down before the princess. The emperor couldn't bear to kill the princess either."

"It's simply shameless... Following a master like this, even the families of us servants can't get married behind the scenes."

"Here comes another one." The little maid pointed at Xu Ye secretly and said in a neither-too-loud nor-soft voice: "I wonder how long the princess can stay fresh this time and bury the person in the flower pond."

This is a secret known to everyone. Xu Ye smashed a piece of top-quality jade on his head and listened to the sound of both of them breaking.

Everyone in Dayin country said that Shuangyu was spared from disaster because she had an affair with the Emperor.

Legend has it that when Shuangyu was born, a strange phenomenon appeared in the sky, and the peach blossoms in Chengguo's capital bloomed overnight. At that time, everyone said it was a good omen, and the Peach Blossom Fairy was born in Chengguo.

But now, many people have changed their tune.

This is not the Peach Blossom Fairy, but the Peach Demon, who has bewitched several kings and ministers.

Suddenly, the reputation of peach blossoms was damaged. When people saw peach blossoms again, they no longer worshipped and loved them as before.

Barrage: "Shuangyu is so pitiful."

"She looks high-ranking, but in fact not many people respect her. Any little maid can gossip about her behind her back."

"The country was destroyed and the family was ruined. She lived in an enemy country and was accused of flattery. It was really difficult."

“Is there a possibility that what the people say is right?”

"what!"

There were screams outside, and Xu Ye stepped to the door of the room.

One of the two maids who were chatting just now was gone, leaving only a pool of blood on the ground next to her.

Another maid stood there in a daze, she was so frightened that she was almost unconscious: "Eating people, Peony is eating people again~"

"Ghost, there really is a ghost in the mansion."

Soon, screams spread throughout the mansion.

Xu Ye approached the Peony Pavilion. Although he had excellent eyesight, he saw nothing. There was only a faint sense of weirdness.

?

When he wanted to take a step further, he was stopped by Shuangyu who came rushing over.

"What a ghost, what a bunch of nonsense."

The maid was quickly dragged out, and Shuangyu issued a gag order, and the peony bushes were temporarily sealed off. People in the mansion were told not to continue talking nonsense.

……

Have a good night's sleep.

Xu Ye got up the next day and rushed to the palace. When passing by the window of the room, he found a ball of black mucus on it.

"what?"

Shuangyu rushed over to take a look and said casually, "Paint."

"Go ahead, I'll ask someone to clean it up."

The comments were clamoring crazily: "Boss Xu Ye, you don't know that there was a shadow lying on the window yesterday, drooling for a long time."

"This Shuangyu must know something and deliberately conceal it from everyone to protect the murderer."

"Is it weird? It's not that the pollution source has already arrived, but people have inherent perceptions and regard it as a ghost in a fairy tale."

Xu Ye glanced at Shuangyu, and without further inquiry, he spread his hands flat, letting the wide sleeves slide down his arms:

"Where is my magic weapon? Is it ready?"

Shuangyu gave a wink and a servant came up with a big sword.

"I still think Fuchen is better."

Shuangyu has a good aesthetic sense. He gave Xu Ye a white dress, which matched his gentle face and made him look like an immortal.

If you add a handful of dust, it will definitely be able to fool people, and it will not be wrong to describe it as having the appearance of an immortal.

"That won't work. The monks in my sect never use floating dust. It doesn't work well."

The corners of Shuangyu's lips twitched. I said you were fat and I really got out of breath.

When she was young, she learned some stargazing skills in Cheng State. She knew that whether it would rain or not could be predicted from the stars at night and it had nothing to do with the practices of gods.

Xu Ye walked into the capital city, where a crowd of people gathered to watch.

The one in the front is wearing bright yellow clothes. The emperor is no more than 20 years old, and next to him are ministers and some female relatives.

Shuangyu sat directly next to the emperor, and the two talked and laughed.

……

The platform used for sacrifices has a nice name, called Tongtian Terrace, because it is really high, about several dozen meters, taller than the surrounding buildings.

Xu Ye was in good physical condition and walked up to the wooden altar step by step.

From above, he could overlook the entire city. Outside the imperial palace, densely packed people gathered like ants.

Small and innocent.

Xu Ye first did a set of radio gymnastics to exercise his body.

"what are you doing?"

"Are you casting a spell?"

"The movements are a bit simple, I think I can do it..."

"Hush, keep your voice down. Can the master do the same as you? I think there must be something unknown to ordinary people."

After the radio gymnastics "The Vitality of Youth" was finished, Xu Ye did another set of "The Times Are Calling", and did eight different versions of radio gymnastics in a row.

It lasted too long, and some of the people below began to doze off.

Shuangyu saw this and cursed inwardly, "What a weirdo!" When they communicated yesterday, he seemed quite smart and handsome.

You say that even if you can just dance with a sword, or don't know how to do anything else, just standing there motionless is still better than it is now.

He twisted like a monkey, which was really ridiculous.

"Eat something." The emperor picked up a peeled grape and handed it to her. Shuangyu opened her mouth and put the grape and her fingers in.

"I have a new batch of tea. Princess, why don't you go and taste it now?"

Shuangyu smiled and said, "Let's wait and see. The national teacher is very smart. What if it really rains?"

"It hasn't even started raining yet, and you're already calling for the Imperial Master. This really doesn't sit well with me."

Suddenly, the man on the platform picked up the long sword that had been lying idle and raised it high: "Rain is coming!"

A bolt of lightning struck down and went straight into the tip of the sword.