Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"You want to catch me? No way."

Xu Ye didn't mind being stripped naked or hung on the city gate, these were small matters. But if he couldn't chat with people or have any excitement for a year, and was just hung there naked, he would never agree to it.

It's too boring.

"You are really like old ladies doing somersaults - you are tired of living." Xu Ye said as he pinched the soldier's neck, preparing to give the two of them a live version of the head and tail pinching service.

The next second, his left wrist felt hot, and Xu Ye lost all his strength, and was held down by two shoulders.

Xu Ye: "...Okay."

Damn it, is it him who is being assessed, or is it this bracelet? This is too much meddling.

Why do I feel like this bracelet has more functions? It not only keeps score, but also monitors his work.

"I think before you take off all your clothes, you should be beaten first." Xu Ye wondered.

"Stop talking so smoothly." The two soldiers were very disgusted with Xu Ye, a "talent" who randomly revealed the list and increased their workload for no reason. They slapped him twice on the spine, like driving an animal, and threatened: "You are dead today."

"Slow down." Xu Ye staggered and couldn't stand steadily. He staggered and followed the two people, looking quite speechless.

He hadn't experienced this kind of situation for a long time - one had to find a special place to kill someone. The rules in the weird stories were not very particular. Usually, the action would be done in person when there was an opportunity, and would never be put off until the next day.

Suddenly, a carriage came rumbling from behind.

The carriage was wrapped in jade-white silk inlaid with gold thread on all four sides, and huge pearls hung on the four corners of the canopy, which looked luxurious and majestic.

Six snow-white, sturdy BMWs were running in front.

With a "whoosh" sound, the carriage stopped beside the two soldiers.

The curtain was opened from the inside, and a woman in the same white moon-colored gold-threaded robe poked her head out.

Her skin is as white as cream, her face is like a fairy, and her eyes are lively and unrestrained. Even though she is just looking at you casually, she can capture your soul.

Just like a goddess from the sky, she descended to the mortal world and appeared beside you.

Beauty lies in the bones, not in the skin. This kind of beauty comes from the inside out, with indescribable charm and seductiveness, which is extremely rare.

Xu Ye was also stunned for a moment, and then he felt that this woman looked a little familiar, as if he had seen her somewhere.

???

After her appearance, Xu Ye felt that the air around him suddenly became much quieter, and there were many sounds of people gasping for breath.

"Don't look directly at Princess Shuangyu." The soldier shouted sternly and rushed towards Xu Ye.

"Frost Jade..."

Xu Ye remembered, wasn't this the woman who was in the bar all day, boasting that she was once stunningly beautiful but now only had a pair of legs left?

Damn, I really saw it.

"No problem. I heard someone had revealed the imperial edict, so I came here to take a look."

"It's you?" She seemed extremely lazy, and her voice was always a little absent-minded, making it impossible to guess what she was thinking.

"My lord, this man is a liar. He refused to go even after the imperial edict was revealed. We are planning to take him to the execution ground."

"Oh, is that so?" The woman turned her eyes slightly and looked directly at him.

"Yes." Xu Ye nodded: "I'm going to try the execution ground meal of Dayin Country to see if it's delicious."

Isn’t it just one year?

At worst, just keep it hanging.

He just didn't believe that the assessment would really allow him to stay here for a full year. By then, he would have failed the assessment and would have gone back to serve his sentence.

He just couldn't stand the way the bracelet was bothering him all day and leaving him no freedom at all.

Xu Ye has already started thinking about what he will do every day after hanging it on the city wall.

Should we chat with passers-by or invite them to go up and enjoy the cool air?

"How interesting." The princess was choked by Xu Ye's words, but she didn't get angry. Instead, she laughed: "I like your personality. Do you want to come with me?"

"I don't--" Xu Ye shook his head.

This guy looked like a pervert, and he immediately smelled the scent of some of his kind.

Xu Ye doesn't really like playing with perverted members of the opposite sex. Practical experience tells him that the two have different stimulation points and generally can't play together.

Moreover, the perverted opposite sex always likes to say things that he can hardly understand.

Xu Ye shook his head, and the next second, he fell forward. He didn't control his strength well and fell directly on the other person.

"How dare you disobey the princess." The soldier's voice was so angry that his teeth were itching.

The princess chuckled and closed the curtain. A charming voice came from inside: "My princess' room has been haunted recently. Please ask the Imperial Master to go over first."

The carriage moved slowly, and Xu Ye lifted the small curtain on the window next to him. The faces of the passers-by showed deep admiration and disdain, which seemed to be a very complicated expression.

……

If the carriage is luxurious enough, it is nothing compared to the princess's mansion. Countless precious jewels and furniture fill the entire mansion, the walls are covered with powerful calligraphy and paintings, and the flowers and birds carved on the window eaves are lifelike.

Xu Ye picked up a few pearls and played with them on the jade plate two meters away.

It makes a crisp sound of ding-dong, ding-dong, just like playing music.

"Is it fun?" Shuangyu took a sip of tea. Her rosy lips, slightly moistened, looked even more vivid.

"That's fine. If you're willing to keep supporting me like this, maybe we'll meet again in a few hundred years, and I'll thank you."

"There is a peony pavilion in the backyard, where many useless people are buried. That's why the flowers are still blooming brightly today." Shuangyu said.

Xu Ye shook his head: "Believe me, human flesh is not the best fertilizer for flowers."

Barrage: "Why do I feel like Boss Xu Ye knows this person? His tone sounds quite familiar."

"When did we meet? I never missed a single episode. Did I miss any part of the plot?"

……

"It will rain tomorrow afternoon." Shuangyu said slowly: "Go tell my brother and win his trust."

Xu Ye threw away the pearl in his hand: "Why don't you go by yourself?"

Instead of questioning the time of the rain, Shuangyu asked another question. She was satisfied and put down the teacup in her hand: "I have more important things to do."

"Or you could just bury me like fertilizer." Xu Ye suggested.

"I'll hand you over to those two soldiers again." Shuangyu is very good at finding people's pain points.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Xu Ye's face showed struggle and hesitation.

Shuangyu patiently persuades:

"Becoming a national teacher will allow you to call the wind and rain. You will be second to none and above ten thousand people. You will never have to endure the anger of others again."

"Those two soldiers are at your disposal."

"You speak better than you sing." Xu Ye glanced at her and said, "Well, I'll take the task and do as you say."

He continued to hit the jade plate with the pearls, and the ding-dong-dong sound was very pleasant.

Unfortunately, these things are dead objects without any mysterious aura, just like the jewels in the Garden of Eden. No matter how beautiful they are, they do not have much appeal to Xu Ye.

If he wanted, there were plenty of people in the real world willing to offer themselves, no worse than what Shuangyu had now.

Barrage: "Why is everyone's assessment different?"

"Nonsense, this is a prison assessment, not a ghost story copy, of course I won't make so many copies."

"That's true, but everyone's assessment goals are similar."

During this prison release assessment, the images displayed on the screen of each Chosen One were different.

For example, Chen Yue entered a hospital and his mission was to contaminate the entire hospital.

Pierre arrived at a neighborhood.

And Ivan only needs to completely contaminate everyone in a small supermarket.

The difficulty of the assessment varies for different cell numbers.

People like Xu Ye, who pollute a country, will only be treated like those in Prison No. 1.