Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Hey, multiplayer challenge? It's a mode I've never heard of."

"It's interesting. I wonder who will be lucky enough to be matched with Mr. Xu Ye in the same ghost story this time."

"Who cares? Hey, the chosen one named Xu Ye, don't let us in the Great Sakura Country encounter you, otherwise you will be able to see him."

They say this, but in fact, the people of Sakura Kingdom are silently looking forward to entering the same dungeon as Xu Ye.

After all, Xu Ye seemed to be not only powerful, but also received a five-star rating by connecting two dungeons. Even in terms of character, he has a strong sense of justice.

People of the Dragon Kingdom: "Tch, you're overthinking. It's not yet certain who will look good to whom then."

At the same time, they began to worry.

When people get along with each other, the quality of the relationship will gradually be distinguished.

The same principle applies to countries.

For example, the current Dragon Kingdom's relationship with the Ice Bear Kingdom and the Bati Kingdom is obviously much better than that of the Sakura Kingdom and the Bald Eagle.

It’s okay to meet the first few countries. If you are placed in the same dungeon with an unfriendly country, you will most likely be tricked by the other party in secret.

There are strange rules here, and a small mistake can cause huge losses.

Dragon Kingdom, strange story.

A young man was sitting at the table, with a somewhat frightened look on his face, but his words were logically clear:

"Double copies may not be a good thing."

"Instead of being like the netizens who are confused about which country to match with the Chosen One, it is better to focus on studying the next dungeon rules."

"It is more inclined to let the chosen ones cooperate with each other.

Even though they are all in the same dungeon, they are not closely related and everyone can complete tasks independently. "

"After all, if cooperation is needed, in the face of absolute interests, there are no permanent friends, and no one is a permanent enemy."

"What if the monster talks about it and directly stipulates that only one of the two can pass the level, or requires the players to fight each other?"

"At this time, it doesn't matter who your companion is."

The person who spoke was the netizen who used to like to do all kinds of unique things in the live broadcast room, called "I don't want to be a beast today".

His real name is Chen Yue.

He is 27 years old and is a typical social animal.

Working twelve hours a day,

As a result, after paying the rent, I had just enough money left over to eat and drink.

Chen Yue dreams of getting rid of his current life and having a stable job, so he named himself "I don't want to be a beast man today", a social beast's beast.

Unexpectedly, this dream was finally realized today.

It's just that the process is a bit unusual,

He didn't pass the interview, nor was he suddenly spotted by a rich woman.

Just because in the live broadcast room, I posted a few comments based on my own opinions. He was brought over and made an exception and was recruited into the strange talk bureau.

Oh my God, Weird Talk Bureau, where is that place?

Weekends are closed, and there is also preparation.

Chen Yue never thought in his life that he would be able to live such a life in his lifetime. .

"Ahem." He tried to calm down his excitement and comforted:

"But with Xu Ye's talent, there is no need to worry about these problems."

Although Lin Guobiao has not officially announced Xu Ye's talent, anyone who has watched the live broadcast can guess that Xu Ye has skills similar to immortality.

I just don’t know how many times this skill can be used in a copy and what other restrictions there are.

Lin Guobiao nodded and praised: "What you said makes sense. It is indeed my special greeting and order to recruit you."

He didn't say that Xu Ye's talent was only effective against weirdos, but had no effect on humans.

I hope Xu Ye can protect himself and prevent anything from happening inside.

After listening to Lin Guobiao's words, Chen Yue was greatly encouraged and moved to tears:

"Wow, the new leader not only does not squeeze employees, but also actively adopts his own opinions."

Great, his hard days are finally over.

Strange talk about the world,

Xu Ye had just finished reading the rules when a bus came towards him with the red number 204 on the front.

He looked at his watch, 04:30, the time was correct.

The bus is very old, with lumps of rust on the dilapidated iron shell.

The moment the driver stepped on the brakes, due to inertia, the entire car body began to shake violently, looking like it was about to collapse at any time.

People have to doubt its safety again.

When the bus stopped, Xu Ye strode towards the door.

When we were only a few meters away, on the right side, a group of old men and women suddenly rushed out and crowded towards the door crazily.

Despite her age, Auntie is not weak at all. With Xu Ye's strength, she almost didn't squeeze in.

When I finally got on the bus, just in time, there was only the last empty seat left.

Xu Ye took the time to walk towards his seat.

When I was about to sit on it,

A huge force came from behind, pushing Xu Ye away.

"Haha, young man, I am old and my legs and feet are inconvenient. Let me sit down first."

Barrage:

"Damn it, what a shameless aunt, relying on her old age to show off."

"I don't tell my age when I'm dancing in the square, I don't tell my age when I'm squeezing on the bus, but now it's my turn, and suddenly my legs and feet are inconvenient."

"Looking at Xu Ye's expression, it feels like someone is going to suffer next."

Xu Ye's expression...

In the bus, Xu Ye's delicate face was covered with a layer of frost.

The aunt was still outputting desperately, and she crossed her legs and trembled: "I can't get up, what can you do to me."

"Hit me, hit me if you can, and I'll go to the police station and sue you for bullying the old man."

click.

The sound of breaking glass,

I saw the original auntie being picked up by the back of the neck by Xu Ye and thrown out of the window.

Not far from where he was thrown, he could vaguely see a blur of flesh and blood on the ground.

The entire car became quiet, and everyone quickly lowered their heads, pretending not to notice, and going about their own business.

Xu Ye took out a tissue and wiped his hands, then sat down elegantly.

comfortable!

Until a pair of women's legs appeared in Xu Ye's sight:

"I am the conductor of bus 204. You just violated the rules on the bus. Now I order you to get off the bus immediately."

"Bus 204, you are not welcome."