Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"SS-level talent, this has never appeared in the entire strange rules."

Netizens and the government of Kimchi Country were excited when they heard this sentence.

"Such a talent has come to our kimchi country. God has blessed me, Korea."

"My kimchi country is about to rise."

"Quickly send a reminder to Jin Xiuzhu, telling her to get a five-star rating for this one, otherwise her photos will be exposed."

After receiving the prompt, Jin Xiuzhu curled her lips and smiled.

She no longer cares much about other people's opinions, be it threats or flattery.

Next,

After Jin Xiuzhu finished talking about her talent, she wiped her neck in front of people all over the world.

[Kimchi Nation’s Selected Kim Soo-joo was swallowed by the strange, the world of strange stories is about to come, and the time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...]

In an instant, the whole world was in an uproar, and even the news that Xu Ye Wuxing passed the test came out, and his attention was distracted a lot.

The pickle country government is even more unacceptable. What is even more unacceptable than the failure of a chosen one to challenge is that they could have won.

Moreover, since the arrival of the ghost stories, the governments of various countries have announced that they are the most talented candidates.

"What, how could this be?"

"Ah Brazil, how dare she?"

"Jin Xiuzhu, go to hell, you failed our hopes..."

"Please, can you come back to life? It's fake, this must be fake death..."

……

……

Xu Ye returned to the real world and was sitting on a sofa watching TV.

This is the private villa prepared for him by the Weird Tales Bureau, which provides excellent privacy.

[Customs clearance rewards will be awarded below. 】

[Congratulations to Xu Ye, the chosen one of the Dragon Kingdom, for passing the five-star level. The life span of the people of the Dragon Kingdom has been increased by [-]% as a whole. Immune to strange intrusion this time. 】

[Personal rewards obtained: Satan brand collar, green-eyed cunning cat]

A collar appeared in Xu Ye's hand, and besides the big yellow dog, there was also a white ragdoll cat on the ground.

【Item introduction】

[Satan Brand Necklace: It has the function of absorbing divine power, storing it temporarily, and releasing it for your own use when necessary.

Note: Because you destroyed the sacrificial ceremony, you also gained Satan’s hatred +2]

[Green-eyed cunning cat: A cat creature born in a strange world. It has the ability to peek and create illusions. 】

Xu Ye lay comfortably on the sofa and petted two ragdoll cats.

"It's a happy day when there are cats and dogs."

But soon, the cats and dogs on the ground had a disagreement and started fighting, and the air was full of fur flying.

[Congratulations to Pierre, the Chosen One of Romantic Kingdom, for clearing the game with two stars. The birth rate of Romantic Kingdom has increased by [-]% as a whole. Immune to strange intrusion this time. 】

For a time, many pregnant women suddenly appeared in various parts of the Romantic Kingdom. The government is very busy.

Pierre, who was having a happy gathering with his parents at the dinner table, had an extra piece of orange clothing in his hand.

Fortunately, the damage suffered by Rule Monster was not brought to the real world, otherwise he would be a one-armed man now.

[Blood-stained life jacket: When necessary, it can resist some weird attacks. 】

Pierre was overjoyed. His talent was to act with true feelings. When encountering a good-tempered weirdo, he could also be moved by emotion and reason, and deceive him through acting and playing emotional cards.

When you encounter someone with a bad temper, such as those strange crew members in red clothes in the basement, who attack them without saying a word, then you can only rely on your physical strength to resist.

Therefore, what he lacks most now is physical defense. The blood-stained life jacket is a very useful item.

[Congratulations to David, the Chosen One of the Bald Eagle Empire, for clearing the level with one star. He is immune to strange intrusions this time. 】

[Congratulations to Vladimir, the chosen one from Ulan Kingdom, for clearing the level with one star. This time he is immune to strange intrusions. 】

At this moment, all over the world:

"Ci'ao, Mr. Xu Ye passed the level with five stars again!"

"The Dragon Kingdom is invincible, Xu Ye is invincible!"

"Originally, there were five countries that passed the customs. Unfortunately, Kimchi Country is so ignorant that the chosen ones wiped their necks..."

The real owner, Xu Ye, ignored these discussions and went directly to the bedroom, the one-meter-thick Simmons bed, planning to get some sleep first.

"Bang, bang."

Suddenly, several gunshots were heard around the villa.

It must be a silencer, so the sound is not noticeable.

But with Xu Ye's current hearing ability, he could hear clearly.

A black figure flew down from the sky above his head. One hand grabbed Xu Ye's shoulder, and the other held a gun and pressed it against Xu Ye's temple.

All the actions were done in one go, completed in just two seconds, without giving anyone a chance to react.

Lin Guobiao and others who came after hearing the news looked at this scene and said urgently: "Stop, what is your request?"

The assassin had blond hair and spoke not very fluent Chinese: "Oh, chopper, chopdog... stay. You guys go out..."

Lin Guobiao understood. Judging from this man's appearance, he should be a killer sent by Bald Eagle, who came specifically for the weird items.

"Okay, okay, you put down your weapon first, we will go out now."

Although Xu Ye possesses a heaven-defying SSS-level talent, he can be reborn with flesh and blood. But that is within the rules and weird talk. When he returns to the real world, he is still a mortal body.

Without Xu Ye, nothing would be possible now. They dare not gamble...

If he knew who betrayed Xu Ye's position, he would have to skin him...

Lin Guobiao was angry and anxious. He led everyone to hold their heads in their hands and retreated. Only two people were left in the bedroom.

Blond man: "Childish, I just want to know the location of the strange items. And you...Xu Ye, you must not survive."

Xu Ye remained calm, and there was even a smile on his face: "You look very brave, buddy!"

A bad premonition emerged in the blond man's heart. He stopped talking nonsense and quickly pulled the trigger in his hand.

Gunshots rang out, and a bloody hole appeared on the blond man's white forehead.

Lin Guobiao and others came in again and were shocked: "What happened? Did he kill himself?"

Is the assassin's brain crazy?

Xu Ye stroked the ragdoll cat in his arms, and the cat's eyes glowed with a faint green light.

"It's better not to say why, so as not to reveal it to others." What he said meant something.

Lin Guobiao's face showed a trace of embarrassment: "You are right, the Weitan Bureau is indeed unsafe now."

"What happened this time was my negligence, and I will give you an explanation later."

"But now, please live somewhere else with me."

Xu Ye nodded.

At the same time, a new round of reshuffle plans has begun for all members of the Weird Tales Bureau.

……

……

Three days later, mechanical announcements sounded in various countries.

[The countries randomly selected to participate in the challenge this time include Dragon Kingdom, Sakura Kingdom, Romantic Kingdom, Bald Eagle Empire, Sunset Kingdom, Austrian Kingdom, Iceland... a total of 70 countries. 】

Xu Ye opened his eyes,

On a deserted wasteland, a white wooden sign was erected with iron poles.

This is... a bus stop?

Xu Ye made a quick judgment.

The first step is to find the rules.

Xu Ye is already familiar with the operation process of the world of ghost stories.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Xu Ye lowered his head and saw the dish dog sniffing somewhere and roaring excitedly.

on the ground?

Xu Ye followed it and saw a section of loess near the iron pole, which was looser than the surrounding ones.

Xu Ye pulled out the stop sign with force, and there was a piece of paper wrapped around the bottom of the iron pole.

……

Live broadcast at the moment:

"Speechless is now my mother tongue."

“Drunk, who would have thought of a place like this.

"The strange rules are too weird. Even a piece of waste paper requires a lot of work."

"I hope the other chosen ones will be more careful and notice the loose loess on the ground."

Xu Ye unfolded the note:

[Copy of Ghost Story: Red Moon Crematorium]

[As a crematorium employee, you need to take the bus to work at 04:30 every Monday afternoon and come back on Friday night. 】

[Passthrough conditions: Survive for five days, or uncover the truth behind the crematorium. 】

Based on Xu Ye's experience with the two dungeons, if you really believed its lies and chose the option of only surviving for five days, you would probably only get the most basic score and clear the level with one star.

If you want a high score, you have to do the last one and unlock the secret behind the crematorium.

Live broadcast barrage:

"Why is it five days? Don't you work on weekends?"

"Idiot, because the crematorium is a state-owned enterprise, it is closed on weekends."

"Ah, I'm sorry. I usually work overtime so much that I have forgotten that there is such a thing as a holiday..."

There was a sudden burst of wailing in the live broadcast room, and many working dogs said that their situation was similar to that of the buddy above.

Especially after the advent of strange rules, the state mandated that everyone must watch the live broadcast for a certain amount of time.

I thought it was a good opportunity for a vacation, but I didn’t expect that many bosses directly asked employees to lay floors in the company in order to save time...

"I'm so envious of Xu Ye. I also want to take a weekend off."

"Even if I go to the crematorium, it doesn't matter. I've had enough of my current job."

"Don't think about it, state-owned enterprises need to take the exam..."

Xu Ye didn't expect that just a simple copy introduction could resonate with so many people outside the live broadcast room.

He continued to look,

[Notes on taking public transportation]

[Rule 204: Take bus [-] to Wuyou Town, which appears every half hour and passes by the amusement park, Yinquan High School, and Hongyue Funeral Home. 】

[Rule 205: You need to take bus No. [-] to the Bloody Hotel, which runs every hour and passes by Daluoshan Scenic Area, Body Art Museum, and Yinquan High School. 】

[Rule 204: Bus No. 205 stops running at 06 p.m., and bus No. 30 stops running at [-]:[-]. There is no such thing as being late or delayed. If you have not boarded the bus after this time, please wait until the next morning. 】

[Rule [-]: There are no standing tickets on buses, and everyone on the bus must have their own seat. If you see that the bus is full, please get off the bus immediately and wait for the next bus. 】

[Rule [-]: The bus has ordinary seats, special seats for the elderly, the weak, the sick and pregnant women. As a qualified young person, please try to choose ordinary seats. 】

[Rule [-]: As a qualified adult, it is forbidden to make loud noises, eat, or urinate anywhere in the car! 】

[Rule [-]: The conductor is in charge of the entire bus. If you suffer unreasonable treatment, you can ask her for help. After all, she is absolutely "fair". 】

[Rule [-]: If you feel tired and doze off, you can take a short rest on the bench in the last row of the car. 】

[Rule [-]: There are blankets on the benches to facilitate passengers to rest. 】

[Rule [-]: Never fall asleep, never fall asleep! 】

[Rule [-]: Please hide your identity. I believe that most people do not like to be in the same car with an employee who works in a crematorium. 】

[Note: This is a two-person clearance challenge]

[Opportunity for external prompts in this challenge: once]