Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

Another example is the familiar ones: BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagen, Ferrari, Volvo, Honda, Toyota, Mazda...

Look at this name, this artistic conception...

Inexplicably, it feels like high-end goods!

however--

What are their real names?

Can you believe it? These foreign cars that have been praised to the sky originally have these names:

——Bavaria Engine Works, Mercedes Benz, Kuaishou, Chili Peppers, Wagen, Beef Noodles California, Buzzing Thing, Blacksmith, Industrial Vehicle Company, Roll, Toto Automobile Co., Ltd., Mateo Co., Ltd.......

Looking at it this way...

What the hell!

BYD, who was so hacked, is fifty thousand times more advanced than them!

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Very impressed!

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Alas, this kind of fawning thought...

Still unchanged!

Most of the people, if the feudal lord farts, it smells good.

Diseased bones are easy to remove, but bad bones are difficult to remove...

Fortunately, the forerunners have inspired us, and our shouting day after day can also inspire future generations.

Today's new generation is the most confident group of people in 400 years.

congratulations!

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The arrival of Kong Yinzhi became a major event for the Qing court.

Dorgon immediately summoned a group of princes, kings, Beile, Beizi, and Dukes to discuss the matter.

At the same time, Feng Quan was ordered to arrange a place for Kong Yinzhi and his party to live.

The energy of the Kong family is so great that even Dorgon, who slaughtered all the people in the world, would not dare to neglect him!

Beating is to make them kneel better...

Even if you beat it, you can’t really rush it~~!

If you really want to corner those gentry, killing a few emperors is not your usual method!

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(I have always had a deep suspicion that Dorgon’s death is closely related to the North-South Bang case.)

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In fact, Kong Yinzhi and others really have a good place to live.

The Ming Dynasty not only handed over the appointment and dismissal of Qufu County Magistrate to the Kong family.

Even the Ph.D. in the Five Classics of the Hanlin Academy became exclusive to the Confucius family.

In the Imperial Academy, the place where wine is offered is mostly reserved for the Kong family.

His surname is Kong...

The only person who can explain the authorship of the Holy Master is others!

You other Confucian scholars, no matter how capable you are...

He is not authentic~~~!

In this world, the only person who dares to wipe off the Confucius Imperial Academy's wine offering and curse loudly is Zhu Hongwu.

Emperor Hongwu dared to point at the nose of Kong Kejian, the head of the Kong family, "Yanshenggong" and said——

"I won't let you be an official." (I won't let you be an official!)

"You don't study at home, which means you don't abide by the laws of your ancestors. How can you get ahead?" (Why are you still Yan Shenggong? You have no sense of family and country. Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you!)

"Just like the old farmers in the Central Plains today." (On the way here, you also saw how miserable the people in Henan are. Do you believe that I asked you to become a common person?)

"In my dynasty, there is another good person in your family, huh! Isn't that good?" (You go home. If your descendants change their ways, there will still be a chance. If you don't change! Guess what I will do How?)

They are all political people, how could Kong Kejian not know the subtext of Emperor Hongwu?

After being reprimanded, Kong Kejian had to set up a monument at his home to record the reprimand!

Why?

Does he dare to stand up? ! !

A man as domineering as Emperor Hongwu would not tolerate his bad habits.

If he really dares not to listen...

Do you think Lao Zhu’s knife can be curled?

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Speaking of Kong Yinzhi, the Confucian disciple, he was really miserable.

This "Persuasion Form" is enough to rack your brains and burn countless brain cells just to write one copy!

He actually had to write two copies in half a year!

I just had a hard time writing a very disgusting "Persuasion Form" to Li Zicheng.

The form of persuasion to enter has not yet been sent to the capital!

As soon as he turned around, Li Zicheng was beaten away...

Kong Yinzhi had no choice but to bury his head in the case and write the second copy.

The key is that they are not satisfied with the second serving!

He had to travel thousands of miles to the capital, kowtow in person and confess his guilt...

Ugh!

This Confucian disciple is too restless...

I am the eldest son!

What is Zongzi?

Are you really just a Confucian family head?

This is called a Confucian giant!

It's just that Confucius' status was too high, and later generations did not dare to use "Ju", so he changed it to "Zong".

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Kong Yinzhi stayed one night at the Ministry of Rites, and the next day, he was invited to the palace of the imperial father and the regent.

Kong Yinzhi, Duke Yansheng, was really very polite.

I just entered the gate of Dorgon and no one has seen it yet!

The great gift of one hundred and eight prostrations was taken out.

I saw this guy, since he stepped into the gate building, he bowed to him step by step.

Kneel down every step, kowtow every step!

Still muttering in his mouth:

"All nations admire the rule of the Reform..."

"The principles of integrity are upright, the benevolence of Jiucheng Honggengshi, the leader of the country returns, and the whole world celebrates..."

"Inherit the heavens to protect the supreme power, and use virtue to appease the people..."

"The six universes share the divine monarch..."

"Bahuang Xiange Holy Emperor..."

"The mountains and rivers and the sun and the moon shine together..."

"The same country as Zuo and Han Bingyong..."

(As expected of Yan Shenggong, his words are gorgeous.

I don’t read much and can’t write this word...)

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Dorgon, who was sitting high up in his seat, was anxious.

What happened?

Didn’t the gatekeeper just report that Kong Yinzhi had entered the gate?

Why can't you see him yet?

Dorgon was startled and secretly guessed:

Could it be that——this guy turned around and ran away again when he saw that the situation in Qing Dynasty was not good?

not good!

Dorgon's expression changed and he was about to let people chase him.

I heard Bahana sitting at the door, covering his mouth and laughing.

The laughter seemed to be contagious and started to spread from left to right.

In the spacious hall, everyone was overjoyed, but they were trying their best to suppress the jeers, buzzing.

Dorgon sat on the back wall opposite the door. After he heard Kong Yinzhi's words clearly, his eyes widened.

What the hell!

I'm already shameless enough to marry a woman of three generations.

I originally thought that my face was invincible!

Unexpectedly, it was even less than one ten thousandth of the Yan Sheng Gong family!

I'm embarrassed to put this disgusting flattery in my face...

Kong Yinzhi took one step, bowed once, and kowtowed once.

The sound of his head hitting the floor tiles was clearly audible.

Dorgon looked at Kong Yinzhi in astonishment.

Omg!

This person is so thick-skinned!

After so many bumps, it was just red and swollen, not broken.

What the hell!

This technique...

That’s ancestral awesomeness!

"Your Majesty, the Imperial Father and the Regent, please forgive me for the sinner Kong Yinzhi!"

Kong Yinzhi kowtowed one hundred and eight times, but he still felt it was not enough.

So, he stood in the center of the hall and bowed three times and kowtowed nine times again.

He has already asked clearly, today's Dorgon is equivalent to the emperor's etiquette...

Dorgon pinched the inner thigh hard.

The sharp pain from his soft flesh made him successfully suppress the smile that rushed to his head.

"What is Duke Yan Sheng doing?

The lonely king is broken.

Please get up quickly! "

"Come here, give Yan Shenggong a seat!"

Dorgon looked at the three followers behind Kong Yinzhi and said:

"Bring in chairs for all the saints and descendants."