Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

Prince Rui's Mansion.

Uh……

We can no longer call it that...

The giant plaque of "The Palace of the Imperial Father and the Regent" has replaced the plaque of "The Palace of Prince Rui".

Dorgon became Shunzhi's "Lao Da"...

We have to change our appearance, right?

After all, many emperors call him Father Zhong!

However, it is really unusual for someone to marry the emperor's mother back home...

The key point is—

Yu'er has such a noble status. After all, it makes sense to marry her and become a rich man.

Brothers are like brothers. Although it is a bit easy to be criticized, it is not unacceptable.

And this royal father and regent...

The front foot became a cheap daddy to the emperor——

He turned around and killed his nephew, and seduced his eldest wife away...

The decency of the Qing Dynasty is everything!

no……

If you were to say that Hauge was dead, that would still make sense.

Even though the Tang Dynasty did this, they were called "Dirty Tang" for thousands of years...

However, there is a precedent.

The point is, you were imprisoned and tortured to death, and then you turned around and took your niece-in-law away...

Moreover, the front legs are still killing you, and the back legs are holding you on the bed...

Ugh!

The bones are not yet cold...

So wrong!

They haven’t been buried yet!

After thinking about it, I am not too thin-skinned!

I really can’t find a face to wash with...

wrong!

I'm so confused - Hauge's wives, except for the three who were stuffed into the tomb alive and buried alive.

Dorgon took most of them away.

The rest were divided between Jierhalang and Ajige.

This……

We can only like one——

Playing too smoothly!

Silky~!

Exciting~!

In this history, Dorgon's flower life goes one step further!

What is a niece-in-law?

In the battle at Yao'er Dusi, so many princes and princes of the clan died.

The flower girl who stays can’t be left alone to guard an empty room!

Since you want to get married, then let’s get married to the third generation and get into bed together...

Dorgon entered three bridal chambers in one day and had to go through all of them. He would have to wait until several months later...

Ok.

But this is good, so that we can know whether any of the offspring have "padded belly"...

……

Since Dorgon imprisoned Shunzhi and took the emperor's jade seal home, the court moved to Dorgon's house.

Never mind the princes and nobles, the princes and princes, the Beilebeizi, the Manchus and the Hancheng...

They all knelt down at Dorgon's house to discuss important matters of government affairs!

As for the little emperor...

Dorgon publicly called his real name-Fang Kala countless times.

What does this name mean?

little man!

By the way, this is not because Dorgon arranged him.

This is Fulin's real name.

Of course, we in the Qing Dynasty are savages with white mountains and black water diamonds in the mountains and forests, and we don’t know how to come up with a nice name!

So - wild boar skin, tiger skin, leopard skin, dog badger, little wild boar, little finger, old pimple, rabbit, freckles, fetus, placenta, upper teeth knocked down, fool, child urinating on the bed, rotten eyelids...

This is the literal translation of the royal family's name in the early Qing Dynasty.

What about the nobles below?

If we follow the literal translation, it can be classified!

Farm tools and crops: cabbage, peas, ginseng, plow, hoe...

Animals: storks, honey rats, goats, wild boars, rabbits...

Categories that make people scratch their heads: weak, blind, bald, lame, greedy, a loser, a drunkard, an ugly ghost...

What the hell!

This can be a complete atlas of categories.

It’s good to use it to help your baby learn about nature.

but……

Gentlemen dare not write this name!

The Qing Dynasty entered the pass.

That is the real dragon emperor in court!

This is my Great Qing Sage!

By writing like this, how do you want future generations to see us?

When the time comes—fuck, the ancestor actually welcomes such a bunch of things?

Isn’t this what you just said?

(You understand why I’m not allowed to say it!)

……

Besides, people have become the correct result of "compliance with the way of heaven" and "change of dynasty"...

The gentry naturally wanted to copy their old Manchu records.

It’s time to start compiling "Notes on the Daily Life of Shengjun" for Shengjun’s father!

However, when they opened the record and took a look...

The gang knelt on the ground, and the gentry who finally carried their father in were dumbfounded.

What the hell!

What is this all about?

What the hell are these names?

Do you want Lao Tzu to record this in his daily notes:

"In the year of Guiwei, in the month of Gengyin, on the day of Xinsi:

His Majesty, Emperor Xiaodizi, the great ancestor of the Qing Dynasty, said to his royal father and regent, His Royal Highness Gou Baizi:

His Royal Highness, the noble Prince of Upper Teeth and Lower Teeth, is about to get married to Bai Yun, the head girl of the Horqin tribe in Mongolia on the grassland.

I specifically command the distinguished Prince of Yellow Belt: Your Highness Ginseng, Potato, and the Blind Man.

Be a representative and go and congratulate me.

At the same time, the noble Duke Chougui was ordered to take the Protector Captains: Kidnapper, Drunkard and Lord Goat to serve as pen post type.

Let His Royal Highness Prince Placenta go to the residence of His Royal Highness Prince Placenta, the child of Urinary Kang.

Tell them - let the yellow-strap Baylor: rotten eyelids, fingers, greedy people, all go to the wedding room to cause trouble..."

This is so...

I didn't see it!

Even if you speak authentic Cockney accent, you can’t master it!

This group of gentry is full of worries and heartache...

Even if I can kill the Ming Dynasty, I can't save the Qing royal family with this weird name!

……

The literati quickly reached a consensus:

We can't record it like this!

If future generations read it and take a look - holy crap, is this a monster that has become a spirit?

Across from you...the monsters are holding a convention!

What?

The gentry were collectively dumbfounded...

……

Hey!

Don't tell me, he is indeed a scholar who has read poetry and books!

They really found a way.

What to do?

It's okay, let's polish him up!

Change it, what a big deal!

Our Ming Dynasty can play to death, how can a few names stump us?

So ah!

You see, this Fulin, Dorgon, Nurhaci, Yarhaqi...

Doesn't this make you taller?

Authentic London accent~~must be authentic~~...

……

In the early Qing Dynasty, this group of civil servants stipulated the naming method for our great Holy Qing Dynasty and the founding nobles.

There is only one standard - it must be beautified!

But, this old Manchu document has been compiled by others!

If he dares to change a word - the whole family will lose their heads!

Forced to have no choice, they had no choice but to do this——

Attach a piece of yellow paper to the already recorded document to cover the name.

Write the beautified name on the yellow paper.

……

Before the Qing Dynasty, Chinese people were always arrogant.

Write whatever the foreigner's name is.

Transliteration is transliteration, but let’s——

You can’t let others change your meaning!

If you look through the history books, the history that has not been changed by the Qing Dynasty will be like this whenever the names of foreign vassals are involved!

Since the Qing Dynasty——

As long as it is a foreigner, it must use the most noble and artistic name!

For example: America, England, France...

Even Little Japan is still called Little Toyang!

Those who kneel, that’s called thoroughness! ! !