Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

Zuo Maodi is also a wonderful person.

He directly waved his hand and threw the blank edict to the Qing envoy:

"Write about how you came from the East, how you colluded with the wealthy gentry and betrayed our Ming Dynasty, how you colluded with Westerners and stole our Chinese classics, how you harmed our Chinese technology and imprisoned the people's thoughts...

One by one, one by one, please explain everything to me clearly! "

"Master Zuo, please spare my life!"

The plenipotentiary minister of the Qing Dynasty, the eleventh son of Huang Taiji, Prince Xiang Aixinjueluo Bomu Boguoer, hurriedly thrust a priceless jade pendant into Zuo Maodi's hand.

Although he was the plenipotentiary envoy of the Qing court, he was also the younger brother of the then Emperor Daoguang, the prince of the Qing Dynasty, the auxiliary minister of the Qing Dynasty, and the military minister of the Qing Dynasty...

However, even with such a long list of titles, how dare you write this thing!

If he really writes it, when he returns to Jiangnan, the Qing government will skin his whole family!

However, when Zuo Maodi stood up immediately and asked the guards to take away the Qing envoy,

Aixinjueluo Bomubogor panicked...

"I wrote!

I wrote!

Mr. Zuo, let me write! "

The prince of the Aisin Gioro family once again obeyed his heart...

……

the next day.

"Ming Empire Royal Daily", "Ming Empire Royal Evening News", special editions of printed newspapers published more than a hundred "confessions" of the Qing court in full!

As soon as this news came out, the whole country was scolding.

This was written by the Qing Dynasty's auxiliary prince and military minister, and it was also stamped with the Qing Dynasty's jade seal!

The tycoons, who are traitors' lackeys, have become a blight on the streets.

The transport plane from Handu Airport took off overnight, and after three airport transfers for refueling, it landed in Nanjing Handu Mall.

The people from Founder Hua started posting them overnight, and overnight, the entire city of Nanjing was covered with newspapers!

The Qing court became a lost cause, and piles of rotten vegetable leaves were thrown at the entrance to the palace.

Others made trebuchets and threw dog feces into the palace...

Daoguang was taking Fushou ointment. Hearing the bad news, he couldn't take a breath and was suffocated to death by the phlegm in his throat...

The eleventh day of the twelfth lunar month.

On the great day when the New Year is approaching, the Qing court ushered in the seventh emperor "Bintian" within a year...

Xianfeng succeeded to the throne.

Da Yu'er felt that maybe the title of the wife, the queen mother, was not good, and her title affected the feng shui of the Qing Dynasty.

Therefore, Dayu'er ordered that his title be changed to Cixi.

Seeing that the Qing government could not hold up the wall, the West forced the Qing government to sign 1100 treaties in order to counterattack in the future.

In just eleven days, the news of the signing of 1100 treaties with the emperor was exposed by the Qing ministers. "We Shengqing" once again refreshed human understanding.

This act of losing power and humiliating the country caused the Bailian Uprising, which had just subsided, to break out again.

A spiritual young man surnamed Hong who failed to pass the exam picked up a tattered Christian booklet "Good Words to Awaken the World".

At this time, with the help of the Qing court, Christianity had blossomed everywhere.

When young man Hong saw the brochure, he immediately shouted, "F*ck!"

What the hell is this made up!

Full of loopholes and no logic at all...

Just like this, can it still be forced by the Qing court?

If a dog were to go up there, it would be better than theirs!

Huh?

wrong!

I can play like this!

So, calling himself "Brother Jesus," he immediately attracted a large crowd.

The White Lotus cultists who were hiding everywhere joined the spiritual boy one after another.

Seeing that young man Hong was successful, a young man named Yang came to join him. He called himself "Heavenly Father".

Not long after, there was another young man named Xiao who sold his property and came to invest in it. He called himself "Brother Tian" (Jesus).

The team grew stronger and stronger, and within a period of time, it had captured one-third of the Qing court's territory.

A country called the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom was established.

When the Western missionaries heard this, they were greatly shocked.

Damn it!

We are busy with the "Hundred Years of Copying Books" campaign, how can we care about creating "religious gods"?

They haven’t even “compiled” the life of Jesus yet!

not good!

My hometown was stolen!

So William Lu, Luo Xiaoquan, and Joseph Ai hurried to debate.

At this time, the West was almost busy translating Chinese classics. How could they have time to tinker with such trivial matters as the origins of Christianity?

In Christian theory, there is the famous "Trinity" theory.

That is to say, the supreme God is the "Heavenly Father", that is, the "Holy Father".

The Father gave birth to Jesus, so Jesus is the “Son”.

When the Son appears, he is the "Holy Spirit."

However, Christianity clearly stipulates that there can only be one "god".

Therefore, Jesus is the Father.

To put it bluntly: Jesus gave birth to himself!

——This is the "Trinity" theory.

Even though the energetic young man surnamed Hong just picked up a pamphlet, what his ancestors gave to the Chinese people is the highest brain capacity in the world!

The Chinese people with super high IQs can crush Western monkeys!

The "long-established" Western missionaries were defeated by Hong Xiaoxiao's "three-body theory".

Hong Xiuquan made a move and there were three gods in the sky, namely him, the guy surnamed Yang, and the guy surnamed Xiao!

The three of them are the "Holy Father" and the two "Holy Sons" of Christianity.

What the three of them "invite God to come upon" is the "Holy Spirit."

And asked the missionary - "Can you give birth to yourself?"

What kind of intelligence do Western missionaries have?

It only has a little more brain capacity than the advanced gorilla Black Brother.

Guangxi mink wearing flip-flops - Mr. Yang and Mr. Xiao haven't made a move yet!

Wearing big pants and flip-flops, this young man from Guangdong, Hong Jingling, made the Westerners speechless.

The Western Missionary Group even doubted their lives——

"Fuck!

Could it be that I just made it up and choked to death? Are they really these three people?

Why are other people’s words so much more logical than ours? "

Even Pope "Innocent X" was stunned when the news came back to the West!

What the hell!

No way?

Choking to death is something we made up!

This is a stitch monster.

We made up the characters based on Confucius and other pre-Qin schools of thought!

Why are there actual people in the East?

The point is, not even our missionaries have fucked these three!

Pope Innocent X panicked.

He couldn't deny the spirit of these three young men.

Otherwise, to deny them is to deny the very root of the West—choking to death.

Pope Innocent X broke the defense...

He had to personally sign the identity cards of the three brothers in the spiritual group, the Holy Lord Jesus, the "Father, Brother, and King." (Historically, it was Pius IX)

The spiritual boy is Jesus' thing, so Xianfeng, who had just ordered a comprehensive study of the West and launched the Westernization Movement, died in the Jiangxinzhou hunting ground without a mouthful of blood.

however--

Only more rubbish, not the most rubbish.

The twenty-second day of the twelfth lunar month.

The Yaozi Emperor came to power.

It was Emperor Tongzhi.