Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

The sky was dimming, and a brocade box appeared inexplicably on the wall of Handu Commercial House in Nanjing.

The soldiers on duty had no idea where this thing came from.

When he opened it and took a look, he exclaimed:

"Where did this head come from?"

At this moment, the rushing bells of the Nanjing Imperial Palace rang.

"Dang Dang Dang!"

The rapid ringing of the bell is clearly audible.

"It turned out to be nine consecutive blasts?"

The soldiers on duty at the top of the city were stunned.

They had just heard this bell half a month ago...

……

Before daybreak, the news spread.

It turned out that last night, someone unknown entered the palace and assassinated Yongzheng.

Even the head is missing!

The Qing court had no choice but to make a head out of gold and put it in the coffin.

……

Wuchang.

Zhu Youjian, who was holding a completion ceremony for the "sinking pipe columns at each pier" and "drilling holes into the rock plate from the inside of the pipe columns" of the steel cross-river bridge, looked at the secret report in his hand and his eyes widened:

"Fuck!

Again? "

Chen Qiyu turned around:

"Your Majesty, what happened?"

Zhu Youjian handed the secret report in his hand to Chen Qiyu:

"My dear, the Qing court is about to elect an emperor again..."

"Fuck!

Another one died? "

Chen Qiyu's hand shook and the secret report fell to the ground.

Sure enough, as Zhu Youjian expected, the "corrective nature of history" made Aixinjueluo Liuyong, who succeeded to the throne again, choose the "Qianlong" reign title.

……

September 16th.

Even though they were strictly ordered to advance slowly, the Ming army still regained the entire Zhejiang.

In the hands of the Qing government, only the six prefectures south of the Yangtze River, west of Shanghai, and east of Huizhou were Chizhou, Ningguo, Guangde, Taiping, Yingtian, and Changzhou.

"Master Qianlong" Liu Yong, in order not to be the king of the country's subjugation, hurriedly passed the throne to his younger brother Aixinjueluo Garse 60 days after taking office.

Known as the "Jiaqing" emperor in history.

A great uprising broke out in Taihu. Because the leader was the White Lotus cult, it was called the White Lotus Uprising.

"Qianlong", who had just been in Zen position for three days, was frightened to death.

October 11th.

Jiaqing ( ) has a problem with his orientation. He doesn't like women and is always a troublemaker.

In this winter when it is already snowing in the capital of Han Dynasty, I make peace with a little eunuch with red lips and white teeth in Jiangxinzhou.

However, a thunderstorm suddenly fell from the sky in winter.

A thunder from the cold winter took Jiaqing away.

According to eyewitnesses, it was a "ball lightning".

……

Handu.

Zhu Youjian, who was holding the American canonization ceremony, chuckled after receiving the news:

"This thunder punishes evil and encourages good."

At this time, the Qing court had undergone six changes in a year. Daishan had become extinct, and the throne returned to the descendants of Huang Taiji.

The successor to the throne was the fifth son born to the concubine Yehenala - Aixinjueluo Shuosei, whose reign name was Daoguang.

Emperor Daoguang came to power.

October 15th.

The Hundred Kings of the Americas, which Zhu Youjian canonized, passed through Nanjing and reached the Americas under the escort of hundreds of large and small warships.

Daoguang stood on the high building of Jiangxinzhou Hunting Ground, his face full of envy:

"I want to imitate Zhu Youjian!"

So, he cut his brand new dragon robe into tatters, ate only one egg per meal, and only a few dishes per meal.

At this time, opium had been introduced to the Qing Dynasty.

The Western priests, who were highly trusted by the Qing court, finally got through the layers of blockade and brought Daoguang a gift - longevity ointment.

Therefore, Daoguang was only in his thirties and had already lost all his teeth.

The civil servant had no choice but to hide his ugliness, so Daoguang caught a fish he had never seen before when he was fishing. Emperor Jiaqing did not let him eat it, but he secretly ate it.

As a result, that night, the Dragon King claimed his life.

The next day, when I woke up, all my teeth were gone.

Party members can talk!

Black can be said to be white.

Not to mention a little sucker of longevity ointment?

Daoguang's hard work and simplicity set a trend.

In Nanjing, patched old clothes are even more expensive than new clothes!

One day in court, when a minister knelt down, he deliberately exposed his patched knees.

Daoguang said in surprise:

"Your clothes are also slapped? (Patch them)"

The minister should be.

Then he asked: "How much does it cost for you to apply a patch?"

Minister: "Three coins."

Daoguang: "Eh? Is it so cheap outside the palace? It costs only five taels of silver for me to get a patch!"

The minister has no choice, this stupid emperor smokes cigarettes all day long, his brain is dry from smoking, how can he understand the worldly ways!

He is implying that someone is corrupt!

Even Emperor Daoguang couldn't understand this!

He could only say: "It's expensive inside the palace, but it's cheap outside the palace."

Daoguang asked again: "Do you eat eggs?"

The minister's eyes flashed: "I eat two a day."

"Hey, you are richer than me?

Eggs are too expensive, I only dare to eat one every day!

If I eat an egg, the Ministry of Internal Affairs reports that it costs ten taels of silver. You eat two eggs every day. Are you so rich? "

Seeing that the Tatar emperor was so confused, the minister had no choice but to continue:

"I have hens at home, and I usually only eat one. Recently I felt sick, so I only ate two."

"Oh!

So this is ah!

I now decree that the harem should also raise some hens.

By the way, in order to save money, I don’t even dare to eat sesame seed cakes. I only eat noodle soup every meal.

The palace officials said that one sesame seed cake can make two bowls of noodles. "

Daoguang was delighted.

I have done this, but it is much more difficult than Zhu Youjian!

Our Qing Dynasty will surely prosper again!

When he saw that fool, his face was filled with joy, and the minister collapsed.

Damn it!

You are such a shitty emperor!

Why don't you suck Fu Shou ointment and suck it to death?

Just for you to eat a bowl of noodles, the Qing government specially set up a "Long Xu Noodle" service office.

This yamen alone cost 70,000 silver!

And the patching area, this thing cost more than 300,000 silver!

You said you eat one egg a day...

Did you know that just for this egg, the "Chicken Purchasing Office" of the Palace Household Office spent 320,000 taels of silver!

[Special note:

Daoguang is a historical fact!

The annual additional expenditure for serving noodle soup is 7 taels of silver.

The price quoted by the Ministry of Internal Affairs for an egg is five taels of silver, and the expense is ten taels of silver. This is not to mention the expenses of the "chicken purchasing office"...

The annual cost of patching the dragon robe exceeds one million. According to some statistics, the cost of patching the dragon robe is tens of millions of taels of silver - just a patch...]

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After Daoguang came to power, in order to improve the Qing court's declining war situation, he began to send envoys to try to make peace with Zhu Youjian.

When the envoy went to Handu, he brought hundreds of blank edicts stamped with seals.

Daoguang gave the envoy only one order - even if he signs hundreds more Treaties of Nanjing, he must keep the Qing government from falling.

Zhu Youjian casually threw the Qing envoys to Zuo Maodi.

When Lao Zuo went north to the Qing court, he was humiliated, imprisoned, imprisoned, and hunted down...

The Qing court caused such great psychological harm to my ministers. As a qualified wise king, how could Zhu Youjian not help his ministers eliminate their inner depression?

If you are angry for a long time, you will get sick...