Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first

"Who is Xiao Jiu'er?"

"A man of incredible beauty!"

"Oh, why did I think I was such a big deal? It turned out to be a fox!

Foxes are already good-looking, so is there any wonder? "

"Okay, what do you say? Who makes you beautiful?

Hey, don’t just chat, why don’t you drink too? "

Wan He motioned her to suck the watermelon juice.

The witch curled her lips: "If you don't drink, who knows whether you poisoned it or not?"

Wan He snatched her straw, inserted it into the watermelon, held the big watermelon and shoved it to the witch's mouth: "Drink, it's okay if it's poisonous, I have the antidote!"

Witch:...

Does this really matter?

She said the poisonous words as if they were not from her.

Just put something in the mouth, normal people would open their mouths and then take a small sip.

Wan He saw her eyes light up and the corners of her mouth raised: "How is it?"

"not so good!"

Wan He touched the corner of his mouth: "Huh? Still a tsundere?

If you don’t like it, forget it, don’t force it! "

So, in the vast yellow sand, a huge parasol was set up. Under the umbrella was a deck chair like a beach chair, and a small table filled with food.

A girl in a green shirt held a big watermelon in her arms and a sweet and spicy duck neck in her hand. She nibbled on it in small bites and sucked it in big mouthfuls. It was a torture that no one could bear. .

"Hey, I have already been to the Taklimakan Desert, Uyuni Desert, Sahara Desert, Namibia Desert, Egyptian Black Desert, Sonora Desert, Huacachina Desert, Dunhuang Mingsha Mountain Moon Spring, Badain Jaran Desert, ancient The Erban Tonggut Desert and the Tengger Desert..."

Wanhe Youyou talked about all the world-famous deserts and domestic desert attractions. It seemed that the more she talked about, the more it meant that she had actually been there.

The demon girl rolled her eyes: "You can comfort yourself!

This is a wilderness, not a desert anywhere! "

Wan He turned over and fell asleep on his side: "Ignoring you is disappointing!"

The demon girl rolled her eyes slightly and quickly picked up a crystal purple rice bag with her fingers. Just as she was opening her mouth to put it in, Wan He suddenly turned around.

Looking back...

"What are you doing?"

Wan He asked.

It doesn't matter if the witch opens her mouth, it doesn't matter if she closes her mouth, it doesn't matter if she puts it back, or it doesn't matter if she eats it.

"Well, the color is quite nice. Let me test it for you to see if it's poisonous!"

"Oh?"

"The brighter the color, the more likely it is to be poisonous!"

"Just like a woman, the more beautiful she is, the easier it is to become a vicious woman?"

"Hey, yes, that's the truth!"

"Well, then try it quickly and see if it's poisonous?"

Wan He looked at her seriously, and the demon girl chewed stiffly under her gaze.

The crystal bag explodes in the mouth, and the unique aroma of purple rice permeates the air, with a touch of honey sweetness, paired with the glutinous purple rice, mixed with some sweet and sour apricot meat, and the taste is rich and layered.

The witch actually closed her eyes and savored it carefully.

"How is it? Is it poisonous?"

The witch opened her eyes and glanced at her awkwardly.

Wan He watched in surprise as her paw reached into the plate again and took out an osmanthus cake.

“I didn’t taste it, I’ll know after I eat another one!”

After finishing an osmanthus cake, her paws touched the milk bean paste bun on the side.

"Those two are not poisonous, but you have to taste this one to know..."

Wan He blinked: "Oh..."

A stick of incense passed by and the plate was empty.

"Are you choking?" Wan He asked.

"Well, it's a bit..." The demon girl beat her chest.

Wan He looked at the watermelon in his arms and tentatively handed it over: "Want a bite?"

"Oh, thank you!"

After another stick of incense, the inside of the watermelon made a "sucking" sound as it was being sucked out.

Wan He met the witch's gaze. She seemed to have forgotten what she had said two sticks of incense before.

The witch's eyes moved from her face to her hands.

Wan He pursed his lips: "Want one?"

The demon girl was very calm: "I don't want to eat it, but I can help you try the poison!"

One stick of incense, another stick of incense, and another stick of incense passed...

The bones next to the witch changed from one, to two, to three, and now they are piled up into a small mountain.

It wasn't until a loud burp sounded that she wiped her mouth slowly and elegantly.

"It's not poisonous, you can eat it!"

Wan He blinked, pursed his lower lip, touched his hair, nose, ears, and finally stopped on his chin.

"Then what?

It was all done by my sixth senior brother. I don’t know if it’s poisonous or not? "

The witch looked at her: "What do you mean? Didn't you let me taste it?"

Wan He nodded: "Okay, how did I know that such a delicate woman like you can be so edible?

This is my snack for half a month! "

"Just ask your Sixth Senior Brother to do it for you!"

"No need. Fortunately, my senior brother prepared a box of spicy rabbit heads for me..."

The demon girl smacked her lips and said, "To be honest, those senior brothers of yours are pretty good to you!"

"Yes, don't you have a senior brother?"

The demon girl's expression suddenly changed and she stood up suddenly.

"What the hell am I doing?

I've been eating and drinking with you for so long?

Aren't we going to fight?

Tell me, is Bai Yuan dead? How did he die? "

"here we go again?

We're going to fall into an infinite loop again, right?

How do I know how he died? I am a foreigner and an ordinary cultivator..."

"You are not ordinary, you are"

"Whoa, whoa, here, here..."

Several black figures suddenly fell from the sky, surrounding the two of them. The black figures dispersed, and a group of people with pale faces and horns on their heads appeared.

They let out bursts of harsh laughter: "Jie Jie Jie Jie——"

Wan He rubbed his neck, a standard villain laugh?

She is the personal disciple of the big villain. It stands to reason that all villains in the world are one family.

"Brothers, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Wan He clasped his fists and gave you a Jianghu gift.

Everyone was stunned.

"What's her trick?"

"You're welcome, why don't we sit down and have something together?" Wan He made an invitation gesture.

The witch's eyes were twitching, but Wan He just didn't look at her.

"Cough, cough, cough—"

The enchantress coughed violently.

Wan He finally looked over: "Is your throat uncomfortable?"

"Your eyes feel uncomfortable too?"

"Why is your mouth still twitching?"

"Is my stuff poisonous?"

"It's bad, are you having a seizure?"

The demon girl was so angry that she simply gritted her teeth and stamped her feet and stood in front of Wan He.

"It's your fault. I'll deal with it for a while. You run away!"

Wan He was greatly surprised: "Why are you running?"

"They are demons, you can't defeat them!"

Wan He's heart moved slightly. He didn't expect that the hostile tsundere would actually consider her safety.

"What about you? Can you beat me?"

The demon girl's eyes became firm and cold: "If you can't defeat it, you will just be swallowed up. I don't know the years here. For me, time has become an eternal unit of measurement."