Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first

Wanhe's mudra changes: "The elbow is bent, leaning on the shoulder and chest; the advance is on the cloud hand, the retreat is on the turning of the humeral; the gaze is on the three fronts, and the hope is on the seven stars."

Give it to me - break it! "

"what--!!"

Heiwu screamed and was sucked clean by Tianhua Umbrella in the blink of an eye.

The umbrella surface has a light pink color and becomes slightly brighter.

"Oh! It's still gradient color!"

Wan He couldn't put it down and touched the umbrella cover, and decided to put it away first. In Bai Yuan's dream of the God of War, the monsters seemed to recognize Zi Xi's magic weapon. Wasn't she fishing for law enforcement?

But why did we encounter monsters in the second level?

Just as she was about to put away her umbrella, there was a strong wind behind her, and a charming woman stared at her with a strange smile.

Wan He looked at her for a few seconds, then suddenly relaxed, folded his arms, and followed her example, slowly raising the corners of his mouth.

The other party's smile was eerie and terrifying, and her smile was even more perverted and cold.

Finally, the other party realized something was wrong, straightened the corners of his mouth, and said coldly: "Why are you laughing?"

Wan He raised his eyebrows: "How do you know I smiled at you if you didn't smile at me?"

Enchanting beauty (hereinafter referred to as "Wanhe"):...

Is this what you should ask?

"Will you speak?"

"If you say you can, you will. If you say you can't, I won't!" Wan He replied indifferently.

The other party obviously had a bad temper and bared his teeth and struck with his palm.

Before the other party approached, Wan He suddenly fell down.

The demon girl was stunned, she moved for a moment, and looked at Wan He who was lying on the ground and twitching.

"What are you doing?"

Wan He trembled his fingers and rolled his eyes: "You, you pay..."

The demon girl was speechless: "I haven't hit you yet, so please don't come..."

"Who saw it?

Who saw that you didn't hit me?

If I say you hit me, then hit me. If I don't pay you [-] high-grade spiritual stones today, I won't even think about walking out of this door! "

Wan He's mouth was crooked and his eyes were crooked.

"You...you're blackmailing someone?"

The witch was shocked and speechless.

"Yes, I'm just blackmailing you. I'll give you money. If you don't give me money, don't even think about leaving!"

Wan He suddenly hugged her calf and refused to let go.

The witch was shocked, speechless and disgusted: "Let go!"

She had been doing evil for many years, but she had never seen anyone who was not afraid of death and actively hugged her legs.

"Don't let go, give me money if you have money!"

Wan He looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

The witch said evilly: "No money!"

"No money - use Xi'er to pay off the debt!"

The demon girl was shocked: "How did you know that my name is Xi'er?"

Wan He's eyelids twitched: "Forget it, I don't have money to write an IOU!"

It would be useless for her to take back such witches. Several senior brothers were all men, but most of them could only look up to the heroine Yaosu. Besides, they all had extraordinary status, so how could they look up to the status of witches.

No, the witch is not a person at all, she is a monster...

"Write an IOU?

Did you ask me to write an IOU?

I have never been in debt! "

"Huh? You owe it today! If you don't write it, I will go around and tell you that the demon girl Xi'er will not repay her debts, beats people everywhere, disregards social laws and regulations, takes human life lightly, will go to hell after death, enter the animal path, and will not be allowed to die. Reincarnation!",

"What a vicious spell!" Xi'er gritted her teeth and put her palms on her forehead, as if she was really thinking seriously about whether to write an IOU.

Wan He sat up straight: "How on earth did you come to Baiyuan Dreamland?"

"What dream?" Xi'er's eyes briefly became confused.

"Why, don't you know that being trapped in this world is just Bai Yuan's dream?"

"Bai Yuan is dead?

Only if he is dead can we all be trapped in his sea of ​​mirrors! "

Xi'er's expression suddenly became excited: "Is he dead?

He actually died?

Why did he die?

He didn't die because of that bitch Zixi, right? "

Wan He lowered his eyes, hey, love triangle?

"Please speak?"

Wan He was suddenly grabbed by the hair and lifted up by the demon girl. She screamed in pain: "Let go!"

"If you say anything, I'll let go!"

"Let me go and I'll talk!"

"If you say anything, I'll let go!"

"Let me go and I'll talk!"

……

It goes back and forth, again and again.

Until half an hour passed, the two of them were staring at each other, their mouths were dry, their breath was weak, and they were still repeating their lines.

"You speak... I will... let go..."

"You...let go...I will...speak."

Although their voices were as low as mosquitoes and flies, they were very polite and orderly. They waited for the other party to finish a sentence before speaking their own lines.

Although the pauses in the middle became longer and longer, no one took the conversation, which showed that the two of them were highly educated and well-educated people.

Finally, the demon girl rolled her eyes, sat down, and let go of her hands.

He held his waist and gasped: "You are really a... stubborn donkey!"

"Each... each other!"

"are not you tired?"

The witch regretted it after asking.

Wan He had already taken out a few sips of tea, followed by hibiscus cake, crystal purple rice buns, and then a small dried fish. The spicy and delicious smell spread in the air. The corners of the witch's mouth twitched and she swallowed.

"Would you like some?" Wan He handed over a duck neck: "It's sweet and spicy, I don't know if you like it or not!"

After drinking water and eating something, Wan He felt much more energetic. She felt that she could stand up and continue to hang out with the enchantress.

The enchantress is emotionally disgusted: "Sleeping with hunger is the beginning of becoming a beautiful woman!"

After saying that, she raised her eyelids and looked at Wanhe again. She didn't know when she had set up a lounge chair, and took out a small folding table, followed by a watermelon, some ice cubes, and even an unknown thing. A small tube made of material.

"you……"

The witch simply refreshed her horizons: "What the hell are these?"

Wan He snapped his fingers with an expression that said, "I understand."

The witch saw her take out another tube and handed it to her.

"what is this?"

"straw!"

"What is it for?"

"The straw must be used to absorb water, right?"

The demon girl frowned and saw Wan He peeling off a small square of watermelon skin, taking out a knife, inserting it into the watermelon, and stirring it wildly.

"Hee swish hee swish, oh oh...

Five words floating in the sky are nothing!

Heart is beating and love is like fire..."

While Wan He was stirring like crazy, he was playing BGM for himself. It was very dynamic and he was very energetic when doing his work.

The demon girl's brows became more and more intense. Just when she couldn't stand it anymore, Wan He pushed forward with both hands and ended the stirring.

"Okay, add ice cubes!"

The demon girl pointed to her nose: "Shall I join?"

"You can have enough food and clothing by yourself. You don't want to have sex for nothing, do you?"

Wan He raised his chin slightly, squinted his eyes, and gradually looked down upon the other person.

The enchantress picked up the ice cubes and poured them into the watermelon with a splash, splashing the girl's pink juice.

"I'm very capable, put away your incomprehensible eyes!"

Wan He nodded, put the straw in with a smile, took a deep breath, lay back on the chair, put his hands behind his head, crossed his legs, and swayed his feet.

"Hey, it would be great if Xiao Jiu'er was here, so we could watch the live broadcast of the beautiful man's talent show.

This little life is simply beautiful! "