Rebirth in the apocalypse: The boss becomes a spirit

"Hey, the takeaway is here!" Gu Yiyi wiped her hair and walked out of the bathroom.

When Xiaobai saw Gu Yiyi coming out, he immediately urged: "Yiyi, hurry up, there are pig's trotters and mutton skewers in here."

Gu Yiyi came over, lifted the bag on the table, and then laid it out one by one.

"Wow, it smells so good. This is real food. It tastes better when you smell it." Xiaobai said while swallowing his saliva.

"Okay, hurry up and eat!" Gu Yiyi picked up a pig's trotter and started to chew it.

Half an hour later, Gu Yiyi wiped the corners of her mouth and said: "You eat slowly, I'm going to rest. There is TV here, you can watch it if you are bored. Remember, you are not allowed to call me until I wake up this time, or you will die." deal."

Xiaobai looked at the TV hanging on the wall and asked, "I know this TV, but how do you turn it on?"

"This is a switch. When turned on, this changes the channel. This turns on the sound. Press this to fast forward and this to rewind... Okay, just study the rest by yourself. Turn the volume down, don't disturb me. Go to sleep." Gu Yiyi turned around and walked towards the bedroom.

"Yeah, I know, you go to bed!" Xiaobai nodded and said.

Suddenly Xiaobai thought of something and said to Gu Yiyi who was about to close the bedroom door: "Remember to turn off the alarm clock on your mobile phone!"

The alarm clock is not turned off. If you wake up, you will definitely take it out on it.

"The phone is over there on the sofa. Turn off the alarm clock."

"Bang~"

After saying that, Gu Yiyi closed the door and went to sleep, leaving a confused Xiaobai behind.

"Get out the phone!"

Xiaobai rummaged for his phone on the sofa, and finally found it under the sofa.

"Huh~ I found it, how do you turn off the alarm clock?"

Xiaobai followed Gu Yiyi's example and put her little paw on the phone and slid it gently.

1 minute later.

"Hey, why didn't you respond?"

"Did you press this button?"

Xiaobai found a button on the left side of the phone and pressed it with his paw.

"Please unlock with fingerprint or face." The voice prompt sounded.

"Fingerprints? Face?"

Xiaobai raised his front paw and looked again and again.

"I have fingerprints on my paws too, come on, try it."

"Hey, fingerprint unlock failed! Please face unlock." The prompt sounded again.

Xiaobai put his handsome cat face right in front of the screen.

"Hey, please show your face!" The prompt sounded.After struggling for a while, I could not successfully unlock the face.

"Human face? I only have a cat face. You idiot, can you tell me how to unlock it with a cat face? You are the only one who still has a smartphone. I think you are just mentally retarded." Xiaobai shouted in a low voice.

"Ah~ What should I do if I can't turn on this mentally retarded mobile phone? If the alarm clock goes off, the cat will die." Xiaobai raised his hands and stepped on the phone irritably.

"Di, I'll turn on the voice service mode for you. Please tell me what mode you have." I don't know what button Xiaobai pressed, and the phone's voice prompt sounded again.

"Voice mode, this is good. I've seen dead ghosts operate this before. Wouldn't it be better if I turned on this mode earlier? It talks a lot of nonsense, just like your dead ghost master."

Xiaobai was very happy when he heard the voice mode. He cleared his throat and imitated Gu Yiyi and said: "Little cutie, please turn off the alarm clock!"

"Hey, please speak human language!"

noob……

The cat star language it just spoke?Uh, it's probably too exciting to do it again.

"Little cutie, please turn off the alarm clock!" Xiaobai nodded after saying that he would definitely not make a mistake this time.

"Hey, please speak human language!"

"Roar..." Xiaobai roared angrily, feeling that he was being tricked.

"You retard, except for your master who can speak human language, everyone else talks nonsense. You retard, this retard makes me so angry." Xiaobai was so angry that all the hair on his body exploded.

It now suspects that the dead ghost made it turn off the alarm clock on purpose, just to make it angry to death with this alarm clock.This retarded thing definitely wants to wake up the dead ghost and let the dead ghost beat it to death.Can't you tell, this mentally retarded person is just as evil as his owner.

The irritable Xiaobai fell into conspiracy theories again...

No, we can't let their scheme succeed, we have to find a way...

After a few minutes……

"Haha~ You want to harm me. There are no doors or windows. The mentally retarded machine won't turn off the alarm clock, right? Okay, since it won't turn off, then I'll hide you. I don't believe it. I'll hide you far away. Seriously, your tricks can still succeed."

A few minutes later, Xiaobai jumped in from the balcony.He walked to the table leisurely and jumped onto the table.

"Tsk, tsk, after struggling for a while, the food is almost cold. But now I can finally eat with peace of mind. Get the food into your stomach quickly, and I guarantee you won't be cold again."

Xiaobai happily picked up the mutton skewers.

"Ah, I forgot to turn on the TV. Come on, let me see your strength."

Xiaobai held the mutton skewers with one paw and pressed the remote control with the other. The air was filled with happiness.

Happy time runs happily...

"I'm ready~I'm ready~" came an excited voice from the sofa.

"Patrick, Squidward~"

"Damn Boss Pi, don't let me meet you, otherwise I will pull out two of your antennas!"

As soon as Gu Yiyi left the bedroom, she saw Xiaobai jumping and roaring on the sofa, a table full of packing boxes, and "Little Sponge and His Friends" playing on the TV.

"Cough~" Gu Yiyi covered her mouth and coughed while looking at the excited Xiaobai, but unfortunately her voice was drowned out by Xiaobai's roar.

"Ah~ Brother Squidward, Brother Squidward, Brother Squidward~" Xiaobai shouted excitedly.

Gu Yiyi: ...

"Xiaowo, Xiaowo, you are so cute~"

Gu Yiyi looked up and saw the little snail crawling slowly on the TV. She twitched her mouth and then turned around and went to the bathroom.

Today she was going to visit her parents' graves. From the summer job she had in her previous life, she directly found a summer job that provided food and accommodation. She worked until the university started, and she went directly to school again.So she didn't come to visit her parents' graves on their parents' memorial day.

After washing up, Gu Yiyi walked to the living room and saw Xiaobai jumping around. She twitched the corner of her mouth, picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

"Huh? Why is it dark?" Xiaobai looked at the TV in confusion.

"Have you been watching TV?"

"Yes." Xiaobai replied subconsciously.

Xiaobai suddenly realized something and shouted: "Ah~ I'm scared to death!"

Gu Yiyi suddenly had a dark look on her face. Is she so scary?

"Yiyi, you, you're awake!" Xiaobai immediately smiled flatteringly when he saw Gu Yiyi.

Seeing Xiaobai's flattering look, Gu Yiyi just shook her head and sighed.

"Yi, Yiyi, what's the matter? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want me to get you a glass of water?" Xiaobai said diligently.

"Okay, I'm going to change clothes now, and we'll go to the cemetery later. Oh, by the way, where's my phone?"

"cell phone?"

"Well, I forgot where I put it. Please help me find it first. I'll change clothes and come out right away."

Seeing Gu Yiyi enter the bedroom, Xiaobai immediately ran to the balcony, opened the window, and then jumped to the rooftop.

A few minutes later, Xiaobai jumped in from the window sill with something in his mouth.