Rebirth in the apocalypse: The boss becomes a spirit

After several hours of searching, Gu Yiyi was very happy because she had brought a lot of fruit trees into the space.But Xiaobai wanted to die.

"Yiyi, only people with mental illness would eat such smelly things. Why did you collect so many of them and even plant them in the space?" Xiaobai said with special disgust.

"Xiao Bai, you don't understand. That fruit is called durian. It doesn't look stinky but it tastes very delicious. You know stinky tofu, it smells stinky and tastes very delicious. This durian is the same."

"Really?" Xiaobai didn't believe it. That thing really stinks.

"Really. Okay, let's go. While there's still some time, let's quickly collect a few more warehouses in large shopping malls, and then go home. It's up to you, Xiaobai, to collect the warehouses. I need to take a rest and wait until it's over. Drive the spaceship home." After Gu Yiyi finished speaking, she patted Xiaobai's head.

"Okay, you can instruct me to collect them later." Xiaobai nodded and said.

One person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, one person, a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people.

"Ah, I'm finally going home~" Xiaobai squatted on the bow and shouted excitedly.

Seeing Xiaobai's excitement, Gu Yiyi twitched her lips and said, "You are so excited, as if you have lived there for decades."

Upon hearing this, Xiaobai immediately nodded and said: "Yiyi, that is your home, that is my home. You have lived there for decades, that is, I have lived there for decades. Who among the two of us will follow? Who is it? Say yes!"

"Go away, who are you talking about how old they are? You old fool, I'm the little fairy..."

Uh, how old is she today?The apocalypse has been drifting for many years, and she has long forgotten her age, so she counts on her fingers.

"You're so interesting. You haven't been human for a long time and you've forgotten everything." Xiaobai looked at Gu Yiyi who was counting on her fingers and said with a smile.

"You want to fight, right? What do you mean by not being a human being? I think you are looking for a fight. I will make you a sparring partner when I get home. Just wait." Gu Yiyi glared at Xiaobai and said.

When Xiaobai heard that there was going to be a fight, he was so frightened that he immediately became scared and sat quietly aside, not daring to speak.

After a few minutes……

"Little fairy, I am 19 years old this year. What a wonderful age!"

Xiaobai twitched the corner of his mouth and listened silently.

"Hey, Xiaobai, your sister and I are already 19 years old, and we haven't even been in love yet. My college roommates are all in love and looking forward to the future. Why don't I, who is so beautiful, have a suitor?"

Xiaobai looked at Gu Yiyi's tangled look, thought for a while and then expressed his thoughts: "Is it because you are too old that your classmates and friends don't consider you?"

Xiaobai thinks that Gu Yiyi's appearance is definitely that of a fairy. Isn't it because of her appearance that it's because of her age?Look at an older leftover girl.

"Go away, I'm only 19 years old. I went to school when I was 6 years old. It seems that because of my parents' job transfer, I skipped several grades and finished elementary school ahead of schedule. Oh, I understand."

Gu Yiyi seemed to have thought of something, and she patted her head excitedly and continued: "I have always been the youngest in the class when I went to school, and my classmates always called me little. Maybe it's because I am too young and it is better to be younger than my classmates at the same level. How old I am, so they treat me like a child.”

Xiaobai rolled his eyes and complained silently: Are you still treating me like a child?Have a kid with bad water in his belly?A kid with a bandit vibe?But pull it off, no one likes it, no one likes it, why are you giving yourself so many excuses.

Oh, so tired...

Gu Yiyi lay in the cabin with her legs crossed and said, "Xiao Bai, from now on when we travel around the world, we cannot tell our true age, otherwise we will easily be looked down upon by others."

"If I tell you that I am a thousand years old, no one will dare to look down on me!" Xiaobai said proudly, raising his head and chest.

"Well, it's true that no one dares to look down on you, because you have very important research value and must be disemboweled." Gu Yiyi struck.

noob:……

It forgets that there are many crazy people in this world.Huh~ I almost did something to seek death.It wants to be a good cat, and please call it Master Cat from now on.

Gu Yiyi looked at the listless Xiaobai who was hit by her words, raised the corners of her mouth slightly and said in a happy mood: "Xiaobai, you are so old and you are still a single cat, isn't it a bit too shabby? "

Xiaobai, who was doing some psychological construction for himself, was petrified on the spot when he heard Gu Yiyi's words.

"It seems that being older is of no use. You should be my grandfather now and you still quarrel with me every day. You are so childish." Gu Yiyi continued to complain.

The petrified Xiaobai was struck by countless lightning strikes...

"Xiaobai, do you have a problem with yourself? Look, you said you are some kind of mythical beast that everyone wants, but you have been single for thousands of years. There must be a problem, and the problem lies with you Myself. Xiaobai, tell me, do you prefer males or females?"

Xiaobai was struck by lightning and shattered on the ground...

"Could it be that you have fallen in love with me? Xiaobai, love across races will not have good results. Just give up on this idea! Alas, it's all because I'm too beautiful and popular."

Xiaobai, who was shattered on the ground, turned into ashes and flew away in the wind...

"It's great to be young, little fairy. I'm only 19 years old. I'm as old as a flower. I can fly as freely as the wind and run like a horse. This is youth. Xiaobai, what did you do when you were young? ? Are there any adventures or youth martial arts competitions? Please tell me." Gu Yiyi asked expectantly.

Xiaobai, who was riding the wind, has drifted far away...

Gu Yiyi chattered all the way, and finally arrived home just when Xiaobai was about to be unable to bear it anymore.

"Wow, I'm finally home! I'm going to take a hot bath, eat something, and then have a good sleep. Xiaobai, I just ordered some takeout. When the takeout arrives, you can open the door." Gu Yiyi said While walking towards the bathroom.

"Click~" The bathroom door was closed from the inside.

"Huh~ The world is finally quiet. I have to keep my hearing for another minute. Isn't she tired after talking all the time? Ah~ I'm so tired~"

Xiaobai jumped on the sofa and found a comfortable position to lie down.

"The dead ghost's chatterbox mode is really terrible. It's like a life-killing curse. He escaped the sparring, but he didn't escape the life-killing curse."

"Ding dong~" the doorbell rang.

Xiaobai jumped down from the sofa, walked to the door, jumped up and opened the door.The delivery boy put the two big bags into the entrance and closed the door and left.

Xiaobai circled around the bag and kept sucking saliva...

"It smells so good, there are pig's trotters, spicy hot pot, and mutton skewers, it smells so good..."